BLITZ, BOMBS AND FLAWLESS HAPPINESS
Comes the end of May. She would come home and remove her work clothes, shoot me a silent look telling me to not ask a single question, sit down with a stressed type of rigidity and open another random book. Going over the pages, her eyes seemed to move too fast on the pages, her look would be that of utter disconnection and vague disconnectedness. She would never read the books. I would have my own book open across from her, watching her silent twitches and the subsequent smoothing of expression and also not read.Â
Strange place my old and misguided understanding of pain and togetherness had gotten us. She would comment on books I knew she hadnât read excitedly to friends and I would do the same, only my guilt would press me to change the topic sooner.Â
We received the news of her promotion in June. I ask her, barking like a hound whoâs been chained too many years, if she thinks this might make her days lighter. I didnât ask her to tell me, I asked her to give me the answer I was hoping for.Â
âI donât know,â she says. âHow could I know that now?âÂ
âIf you donât know, why would you take it? Make the decision that⌠You think is right for your happiness.â
âMake the decision now⌠To be happy after. Youâre lucky if those two things correspond for you,â disbelief and exhaustion both crackling in her tone.
Some uncomfortable silence fell.
  We are terrible at predicting how a certain future event will make us feel. We misguess how long weâll feel terrible after a break-up. We overestimate our happiness after winning the lottery. We underestimate the complexity of feelings when we graduate. Our affective forecasting skills are lacking.Â
My first reaction upon seeing this term in Malcolm Gladwellâs David & Goliath: Underdogs, Misfits and the Art of Battling Giants was: what a fucking great term. And perhaps a little meandering image of myself as a deep-voiced affect forecaster on a news show. Maybe even showing feelings on a geographical map?Â
Aaaanyways, In David & Goliath, he tells the story of the London bombings in the fall of 1940. Assuming that the coming Blitz would cause extraordinary mental harm on its residents, several new psychiatric facilities were built in the outskirts of London in anticipation of the attack. Over eight months, millions of devices were dropped on the city, killing forty thousand people and injuring even more. Millions of homes - wiped out. However, the people did not start panicking, the freshly built facilities did not fill out with people going crazy because of the fear and panic.
Instead, many experienced the opposite. Below is an excerpt from the diary of a young woman who experienced the Blitz.
 I lay there feeling indescribably happy and triumphant. âIâve been bombed!â I kept on saying to myself, over and over againâtrying the phrase on, like a new dress, to see how it fitted. âIâve been bombed!âŚIâve been bombedâme!â It seems a terrible thing to say, when many people were killed and injured last night; but never in my whole life have I ever experienced such pure and flawless happiness.
Not only are we horrible at predicting human reactions to bombing, we donât really know how we ourselves will react to future events. We make mistakes in assessing the length of our reaction, the feeling weâll experience and the impact it will have on our overall well-being. We simplify and cut things out, then project our current sensibilities into that future event, be it marriage or death.Â
âDo you have a boyfriend?â When women were asked about their reaction to a hypothetical harassment situation and that compared to that situation being created in an experiment, the differences were vast: the women in the study assumed they would experience anger and walk out of the room or confront the harasser, but in reality, they experienced fear and, instead of refusing to answer, responded. [1] This study helps us understand that although we might hypothetically be all bold and stand up for ourselves, in reality, we might learn a coping strategy or two and set new limits to what we can take.Â
 Affective forecasting or, do you assume you will be happy once you are in a relationship?
Affective forecasting or, do you fear unemployment with the intensity of a mother of 6?
Affective forecasting or, do you cringe at the thought of telling someone your truth?
 Letâs not assume how weâll feel in the future. Less fear, less air castles, more empathy.
[1]Â Woodzicka, J. A., & LaFrance, M. (2001). Real versus imagined gender harassment. Journal of Social Issues, 57, 15-30.















