some iconic things my history teacher has said:Â
lenin was hardly sex on legs
time magazine is distinctly odd
he goes [fart noise], or words to that effect
ronald reagan, who was maybe a little bit less far right than attila the hun,
very little upsets me more than an empty beer glass or a dying plant
truman was an idiot, although iâll probably never be able to prove it
french hot dogs? forget it. it literally tastes like a chien chaud
i tell them all about richard the lionheart, who is as gay as can be, by the way
donât put âp.s., youâre a dickâ at the end of the paper. it wonât get you any favours
lenin is back on a train! he doesnât know it, because heâs dead, but heâs back on a train!
oscar howard -- i mean oscar wilde
god, the crap i know about history. iâve really got to get a life
(on trump) where is lee harvey oswald when his country needs him?
itâs our channel, weâll call it what we like. how dare you call it the sleeve! itâs the english channel, all the fish in it speak english.
hegel, who was my next-door neighbour until last week,
(about to print a text-only document) would you like it in colour or black and white?