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I’m all for psychoanalyzing Hisoka let’s go (this got a bit out of hand sorry)

I think that out of all the characters Hisoka’s the one who as the least care for anything. Even Illumi, who’s portrayed as the most apathetic and cold character on the show is attached to Killua and cares for him. Hisoka doesn’t really care about anything. The only thing that we could say he does care about is fighting and entertainment in that form. So naturally someone who wants to fight is someone with a lot of hate and anger, or at least that’s the case in most characters with that trait (see: Kurapika) But Hisoka doesn’t even have enough attachment to hate anything, so you can’t even use the ‘there’s a fine line between love and hate’ argument with him. So personally, no, I don’t think he could ever keep up a romantic relationship, or love for that matter. 

As for someone who would catch his attention (and I say someone because I mean it’s Hisoka his sexuality is p much everyone) they’d definitely have to have a lot of potential. Someone smart and quick to think on their feet, but not someone who’s reached their full power yet. I don’t think he’d find much use for someone much weaker than him either. As for other personality traits, I don’t think he’d pay attention to those as much as long as they’re not too much like him. If there was anyone that resembled his personality- being overly flirtatious, easily bored, wants to fight everyone, etc., because he’ll see them as someone too predictable, he’d probably just be annoyed. 

ooo yes ok

He’s not the best at seduction, honestly. He doesn’t understand the point of subtlety when he can just tell his partner what he wants

^ I guess that would be how he’d do it, though. He’d just straight up tell them he wants to fuck them as soon as possible and his bluntness would do it

Also he’d like kissing his s/o on the nape of their neck as a way to tell them he wants them now.

this ones gonna be p short but im still putting it under a read more!

yesssssss my lizard boy i love

Actually has wavy/curly hair, he just obsessively straightens it

Used to do ballet and gymnastics as a kid as part of his training. Is there any other way he could’ve gotten that graceful and flexible?

Really likes reptiles. All of them. Though he won’t admit it, he kind of wants a pet snake or lizard because they just seem so cute to him.

Only started wearing crop tops because of Hisoka, otherwise he would’ve dressed like an 80s boy forever

Has a secret weakness for sweet things.

still imposing the max 4 rule! sorry!