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Admin - Replies will be out within the following weeks now I have returned, So feel free to remind me if I am missing out on any of you. Forgive me for the neglect Though Loki wouldn't care less But I will also be busy on my other new multi-blog @bloodthirsty-hero - So feel free to follow and send anything their way too.

I shall look forward to catching up in the following weeks my friends.

I deserted the blog for two weeks just now, did I?

"'--That's blackmail, that is, we could get into a lot of trouble for that--'

'--we've tried being polite; it's time to play dirty, like him. He wouldn't like the Ministry of Magic knowing what he did--'

'I'm telling you, if you put that in writing, it's blackmail!'

'Yeah, and you won't be complaining if we get a nice fat payoff, will you?' The Owlery door banged open. Fred and George came over the threshold, then froze at the sight of Harry, Ron, and Hermione..." it later goes on to say, "'Ron didn't move. 'Who're you blackmailing?' he said. The grin vanished from Fred's face. Harry saw George half glance at Fred, before smiling at Ron. 'Don't be stupid, I was only joking,' he said easily. 'Didn't sound like that,' said Ron. Fred and George looked at each other. Then Fred said abruptly, 'I've told you before, Ron, keep your nose out if you like it the shape it is. Can't see why you would, but--' 'It's my business if you're blackmailing someone,' said Ron. 'George's right, you could end up in serious trouble for that.'

Based on this, we can see that George was the one that was saying blackmail was wrong, and even though he was the one that sent the owl in the end and claimed he was joking, I bet that was just to cover for Fred, because why else would he continue arguing against sending the letter if he was only joking, and there wasn't a better reason not to send it off other than blackmail? George also knows where to draw the line, when Arthur was attacked in Ootp, and Sirius forbids the Weasleys to go to Saint Mungo's until they at least alert Molly, so it doesn't cause awareness to Harry's visions, the argument goes like this:

"'Hang on, you can't go tearing off to St. Mungo's!' Said Sirius. 'Course we can go to St. Mungo's if want,' said Fred, with a mulish expression, 'he's our dad!'

'And how are you going to explain how you knew Arthur was attacked before the hospital even let his wife know?' 'What does that matter?' Said George, hotly. 'It matters because we don't want to draw attention to the fact that Harry is having visions of things that are happening hundreds of miles away!' said Sirius angrily. 'Have you any idea what the Ministry would make of that information?' Fred and George looked as though they could not care less what the Ministry made of anything. Ron was still white-faced and silent. Ginny said, 'Somebody else could have told us. . . We could have heard it somewhere other than Harry. . .' 'Like who?' said Sirius impatiently. 'Listen, your dad's been hurt while on duty for the Order and the circumstances are fishy enough without his children knowing about it seconds after it happened, you could seriously damage the Order's--' 'We don't care about the dumb Order!' shouted Fred. 'It's our dad dying we're talking about!' yelled George. 'Your father knew what he was getting into, and he won't thank you for messing things up for the Order!' said Sirius angrily in his turn. 'This is how it is-- this is why you're not in the Order-- you don't understand-- there are things worth dying for!' 'Easy for you to say, stuck here!' bellowed Fred. 'I don't see you risking your neck!' The little color remaining in Sirius's face drained from it. He looked for a moment as though he would quite like to hit Fred, but when he spoke it was in a voice of determined calm...."

Not only does this show what an awesome and totally supportive father figure Sirius would be, but it shows how savage Fred has the potential to be. This is probably the angriest either twin has been in the entire series, and Fred takes his anger to a nightmare level. You do NOT want to make Fred angry, he's like a ticking pipe bomb with X-ray vision, seeing your greatest insecurities. We all know how much Sirius wanted to help the Order, and how frustrated he was with being cooped up for so long, and Fred sees this and uses it to his advantage in arguments. George was merely trying to convince Sirius to let them go to St. Mungo's, and while Fred does the same thing, he tries showing dominance over Sirius by tearing him down. It also seems Fred and George's senses of humor are actually pretty different. You see, as I previously mentioned, Fred's pranks tend to do more harm than good most of the time, while George's are usually just innocent pranks that may be annoying, but pretty much harmless... Heck, George is even inclined to make fun of himself for the sake of laughter. Need I put any examples? Just look back at the "I'm holey!" Scene and you'll 100% agree with me. His ear was frickin' blown off his face with creepy voodoo magic and he jokes about it like 5 minutes afterwards... that's pretty lit, you must admit it...

*A rock lying on the seafloor slowly sides aside, revealing a burrow beneath. Slowly but surely, Admin slowly emerges from within, and stretches all eight of his arms. As if by chance, his eyes wander onto the calendar pinned to the adjacent rock.*

MOTHER OF SHIT FUCK

*Admin immediately retreats to his burrow with the urgency of a threatened prey animal. Two painted combers (Serranus scriba) watch him with detached intrigue and idle suspicion.*

*Only muffled swearing is audible for several minutes. Finally, Admin reappears from the burrow, now with a "GOOD JOB!" badge pinned on his mantle. He clears his throat loudly, which is an odd thing for an octopus to do.*

Ahem.

Sweet Cthulhu, it's September already? Holy crap.

Oh man, did I miss out two entire months? Shit, my fans must be so mad at me.

Okay, okay, no need to worry. I can fix this.

*From god knows where, Admin produces a laptop and carefully sets it down on the seabed. The screen flickers to life with the image of the Tumblr dashboard.*