#adkstarter

Someone projectile vomiting in my comparative political communication class was all the hint I needed to cut for the rest of the day.

Someone's got that All About the Bass song on fuckin' repeat. I swear I'm about to go insane - I can't even anymore.

According to Yik Yak, the computer lab in the tech center smells like sweat and musk, so --- who's getting laid in the computer lab at the tech center?

I'm going to go ahead and dedicate this one to me, for not having to spend another night in the health care center. And also, for finding the twenty I used to pay for these beers outside of the health care centers doors. 

I'm like, 99% sure I saw dos freshman fighting over a Mars bar on my way back to my dorm.  If you're going to fight, at least fight over something exciting.  Like a girlfriend or a stolen car.

Does anyone else think the librarian is really creepy?

Anyone with low expectations free tonight? I already have a term-paper due and I need a good excuse to ignore it.