Jan 7
Okay, I always see AUs with Robert being put in Situations TM through magic shenanigans, but if I may suggest:
Through your run-of-the-mill, comic book sorcery bullshit, Mecha Man gains sentiency.
Like, the armor.
And it's fixated on Flambae specifically.
Arresting him? Flirting with him? Both? (Itβs both)
Flambae enjoys it. Way more than he should, probably. Prism watches in disbelief because apparently. The tin can has a sense of humor. And it makes Chad giggle.
Robert doesn't find this shit funny. At all.
#while they try to fix this situation Robert has to dispatch HIMSELF essentially. lmao good luck ragebaiter#Flambae: I wanted to destroy him for years what is HAPPENING.#prism: bitch you're a robot fucker is what's happening β#mecha man mostly wants to Study Flambae because he is in fact one of the few villains who almost dented him#but also. βi have functional optics. I get it.β#flambae#dispatch#dispatch au#robert robertson#mecha man#text#text post#flambert#adjacent??
