#actor!sirius

today is multiverse monday! send me any au you can think of :)

dude this is such a cool idea!! he would be a fucking menace i swear

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"I'd let Sirius Black break my Sirius Back?" The man in front of the camera let out a soft snort, "Alright, extra points to you for the wordplay."

You stifled a giggle at the next tweet in the bunch, swiping sideways on the screen and letting him squint slightly at the text, 'Sirius Black went from 'please let me date your daughter, sir' to, 'your daughter calls me daddy too'.'

He gave a quick eyebrow raise towards the camera as he processed the tweet, "First of all, I never had a respectful teenage boy era. I've always been this terrible. Second, 'Daddy'? 'Think I could get used to that one."

Author: deadwizardskinnie Word Count: 5002 (oneshot) Rating: General Audiences Alternate Universe: Celebrity Summary: About how Remus became a Twitter trend, changed the wheel and nearly had a heart attack in the middle of the class. But maybe in a different order.

(plz im so sorry for accidentally unfollowing you again, i'll give you all the sweet smooches to make up for it)

wait. imagine having to film this scene but you guys are exes. the touches are so familiar, so painful because of everything that went down. and it's easy to get lost in it, because it's almost like the universe is allowing you one last chance to be with him, to taste him again without losing all of your self respect.

but then it gets too real. his breath on your neck as he kisses down your throat, just like he used to. his large hands holding you in place, thumb glossing over your bottom lip begging to be let it, just like he used to. "m'pretty girl" and you know it's part of the script, but the words are too familiar coming out of his mouth so you're calling cut with tears stinging in your eyes, hands trembling as you push him off you, standing up and storming away.

Actor!Sirius and reader doing a sex scene but reader is a virgin so she doesn't know what to do/how to act 😩😩😩😩

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Act one, scene one

Sirius finds him with his head in his hands, back against the brick wall of the information and technology building. He stops for a moment, wondering if he should go over there—ask what’s wrong, or offer assistance—then decides against it. 

He is Sirius Black, and Sirius Black does not help other people. 

Not anymore. 

*My insomniac brain hit on the idea of a text fic using seat to seat messaging on an airplane last week, and this little bit of nonsense fell out.*

Seat 3D: I'm sorry, I'm trying to figure out if this is the right person. Did you by any chance trip over a black bag on your way through first class?

Seat 39A: Yes? Can I ask why you're asking?

3D: It was my bag.

39A: Oh, well I'm very sorry.

3D: No worries, it's only a bag.

3D: Can I ask your name handsome stranger?

39A: Handsome? It's Remus.

3D: I know what I saw. I'm Sirius.

3D: I'll jog your memory. Shoulder length black hair, grey hoodie, nice ass.

39A: Not sure how I would have been in a position to notice that last one, but I'll take your word for it.

39A: And, the memory jogging was not required. It's not like you have a face I'm going to easily forget.

3D: It didn't seem like you'd recognized me.

39A: I didn't. Should I have? I just meant that you're gorgeous. Hard to forget that.

3D: I'm gorgeous? Why thank you, Remus.

3D: And yes, most people I meet already know who I am.

39A: No need to thank me for the truth, Sirius, but I'll admit I feel a bit silly. I spend most of my time holed up in an observatory, please put me out of my misery and tell me why I'm supposed to recognize you...

3D: Hold on, I'm sending something to you. It should arrive in a minute.

3D: Most people recognize me from the movies they've seen me in.

39A: Thank you for the champagne. And in a real glass. Things really are fancy up there, aren't they?

39A: I'm not sure you're making friends with the flight attendants though, the people around me are now asking why they haven't been brought champagne.

3D: I think I'm safe. The flight attendants are the ones who helped me find you.

3D: You managed to slip away before I could talk to you and I sent them to find the man in the blue sweater, with the adorable curls, and the beautiful eyes.

3D: It turns out my description was spot on because they found you in minutes.

39A: You're ridiculous and I'm blushing.

39A: As for not recognizing you, the last movie I saw I had to be driven to by my father. I wasn't joking about the observatory.

3D: So, what do you do then, Remus?

3D: Oh, wait, do you have your phone handy?

39A: Yes, why?

3D: I've just set you up with WiFi.

3D: Just click on the link I sent and use the password SiriuslySexy

39A: Clever password. Done.

3D: Now we can move this off the screen that your row mates can all read.

39A: Do you mean the ones that are leaning in to get a better look? Yes. I'd appreciate that.

39A: Alright, I'm on my phone now.

3D: You've really never seen one of my movies?

3D: I'm legitimately excited about that.

39A: Without knowing what movies you've been in couldn't be sure, but I'm being honest when I say I haven't seen a new movie in more than a decade.

3D: Wow!

3D: Tell me more about this observatory.

3D: Oh! Wait! Also tell me, are you staying in London for a while or is this plane ride all I get of you?

39A: I'm actually moving back to London. I've been in California for the last three years doing research at the Goldstone Observatory and now I'm coming back to teach full time.

3D: So you're an astronomer?

39A: An astrophysicist, actually. Without getting too far into the weeds, my research focus is the change in the rate of expansion of the known universe over time.

3D: Impressive.

3D: What's your full name, Remus?

39A: Full and complete? Dr. Remus John Lupin.

3D: Dr? I like it. I'm Sirius Orion Black. Feel free to Google me and find out the names of all those movies you've never seen.

39A: Wow. Apparently I've been living under a rock? You've made nearly thirty movies. And are really, really famous?

39A: Oh, my God!

3D: What? Are you reading gossip rags? Don't. The lies they come up with aren't even interesting.

39A: No. That was the sound of me doing an image search.

39A: I don't understand why you are talking to me?

3D: I don't know, Remus, but I just watched the first five minutes of your Intro to String Theory lecture at UC Berkeley and I had to turn it off because the combination of being able to see you while also hearing THAT VOICE, is too much for me to manage.

39A: I don't even know what to say to that so I'm going to stick with thank you?

39A: You never told me what you're doing in London.

3D: I live there. I mean, I get pulled around quite a bit to film, but my home is in London.

3D: Are you looking forward to teaching? I always thought I might like teaching, although I never did much like teachers. The arrogance of adolescents, I guess. Always thinking you could do better.

39A: I am actually. Teaching is good for me. It's easy for me to get pulled far enough into my research that I go weeks without seeing sunlight or talking to other people. When you're teaching, you can't do that.

3D: I can understand that. People are often surprised to find out that, in my real life, I'm actually pretty introverted.

3D: Most of what they see is the public me. It is good for selling out theatres, but it's also exhausting to maintain.

39A: So these pictures of you in jeans that must have been painted on at your last premier are not the real you? I'm disappointed.

3D: Oh, no. That is very much the real me ;)

3D: But there, on the red carpet, that's more of an act than anything else. The clothes I'm good with, it's the glad handing and the needing to be constantly excited to be there that I can't stand.

39A: For the record, I'm also good with the clothes. ;)

3D: You know that I can find pictures of you too, right?

3D: I've got one here of you at a dinner celebrating a major gift to your department. Looks like I'm not the only one who cleans up well.

39A: That night was awful. The family that gave us the money was terrible and we were all told we had to be especially nice to them. It was the longest four hours of my life.

3D: Well, at least you looked incredible while you did it.

39A: I wish I hadn't because I spent the night having to avoid the donor's eldest daughter after she decided her and I were going to be 'very good friends'.

3D: That sounds awful.

39A: Indeed.

39A: Sirius, is there a reason why the flight attendant has just come and taken my bag?

39A: While cheeky, her wink wasn't particularly informative.

thoughts? :))

I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS! Actor!Sirius is not only dramatic, he's a diva - has one too many scandals and def method acts. By nature, he's over the top. Eccentric yet beyond charming. And there’s no doubt that it would translate into his clothing choice (+ the cameras adore him)

Out of all the Marauders, he'd be the most camp. He'd go way over the top - far more than James. he would've gone in full fledged drag if he went to 2019's Met Gala. He would’ve shown them the definition of camp.

Idk if you saw, but recently there's been a lot ideas of a horror / blood themed Met Gala and how cool it would be, and I think a camp / goth / dramatic Sirius would fit this perfectly. He'd totally pierce his ear (if he didn't already) and would wear an earring that looks like blood cascading down, but they're made out of rubies, etc.