Aroace and agender Sasuke? bc like I feel like Sasuke never REALLY children it was just kinda forced on them by Konoha bc of the SHARINGAN bc if it was any clan that didnāt have a useful kekkei genkai then Konoha would be fully prepared to let them die out, and Sasuke never really seemed all that interested in it all. Agender bc nobody in the uchiha clan really cared abt gender bc theyād be able to pull ANY gendoff and if they grew up in a fuck-gender clan then the switch agender would be easier
real quick; Iām like 90% sure itās not what you meant, but just to be 100% clear just in case- gender identity isnāt tied to expression, so they wouldnāt have to be super androgynous to be agender, and to my understandingĀ āagenderā is more feeling like you just donāt have a gender- and thus having some sort of strong feeling attached to it- while gender-apathetic would be more what youāre seeming to describe, where they just donāt give a shit. Once again, didnāt really get the impression you were implying things or whatever, just wanted to make sure ^-^
I hc all of team Kakashi as Genderfluid, but even in that headcannon Sasuke is...mostly nonbinary, so Similar Hats i guess?
They and Sakura do NOT get each other for a million different reasons, but one of them is that Sakuraās insistance on beingĀ āfemenine/girly/ladylikeā just...completely befuddles them. Naruto, on the other hand, is half-feral and raised himself and also doesnāt beleive in gender really, just whatever sheās vibing with at the time.Ā
And I really like them being a bit more secure/confident with their gender because they were raised in a community with deviant gender expression! Like, screw it, if it doesnāt matter all that much anyway they might as well do what makes them comfortable.
On the otherhand, I think Sasuke did want a family, in some abstract way. Like, if one could just conveinetly appear out of thin air one day so their culture didnāt vanish completely, thatād be great. Given how Konoha let the Senjuās, and Uzumakiās basically die out, I donāt think clan preservation is high on their priority list, no matter how vital the clan, so I do think having a family was Sasukeās idea but the...mechanics of said family were not taken into consideration.
Sasuke: My lifes goal is to kill my brother and restore my clan.
Kakashi: I see. Uh. Does that mean I have to give you the talk?
Sasuke, a little hopeful: theĀ āhow to kill your brotherā talk?
Kakashi: Um. No. The Sexy times talk.
Sasuke: What? no. ew. they covered it in the academy, and itās disgusting. fuck off.
Kakashi: Then...now do you intend to restore your clan?
Sakura: Ooh! I can help~~~
Sasuke, somehow hasnāt considered this before and doesnāt want to now, definitely doesnāt have it covered: No. Everyone shut up. Iāve got it covered
Sakura, a decade later, after inventing surrogacy: I told you that I could help =)
Sasuke: And I told you to shut up. Give me my government mandated daughter.
Sakura: Hm. No I donāt think I will. In fact Iām keeping her. And Iām naming her Salad.
And thus the Uchiha bloodline carries on, and Sasuke never has to do-the-do or get a relationship or anything, though Sakura insisted they get married because she wanted the political power of a clan name and they owed her for making them a baby free of charge and then raising it, and team 7 is all QPP and they all lived happily ever after
