#abscondbound

Leans against lightly. “Hello, Trash Kitty.”

“Are you...doing well?”

Who is a night owl: both, but getaway can hold out longer than tailgate canWho is a morning person: neither, but getaway can force himself to wake up whenever he wants, somehow. he’s up, but he’s not happy about being upAre they cuddlers: tailgate is, so whether getaway likes it or not he’s got a lap full of minibotWho is the big spoon: getaway, because he refuses to be emasculated as a little spoonWho is the little spoon: tailgate, actively straining getaway’s big spoon armsWhat is their favorite sleeping position: tailgate lays on getaway’s arm and then getaway can’t move his armWho steals all the blankets: tailgate tries and getaway doesn’t let him, i.e. they get into a tug-of-war fight over a blanket once a weekWhat they wear to bed: robotsWho likes seeing the other wearing their t-shirt: tailgate wears a tshirt with the decepticon faction symbol on it. getaway criesWho falls asleep mid-conversation: tailgate, but not for lack of tryingWho wakes up in the middle of the night with nightmares: both, but getaway more often. he doesn’t tell tailgate, and tells tailgate to stop blowing a hole in the ground out of proportionWho accidentally punched the other in their sleep: tailgate kicks getaway in the stomachWho can’t keep their hands to themself: tailgate who needs attention Right NowWho said “I love you” first: tailgateWho would have the other’s picture as their phone background: neither. tailgate doesn’t know how and getaway won’t change his background from a picture of zeta primeWho leaves notes written in fog on the bathroom mirror: tailgate, but getaway writes ‘stop using my soap’ sometimesWho buys the other cheesy gifts: neitherWho initiated the first kiss: ehhh. initiated is a strong word. tailgate suggests that he wants one, and getaway goes ._.Who kisses the other awake in the morning: neither. getaway pats tailgate on the headWho starts tickle fights: neither. theyre ‘embarrassing’.Who asks who if they can join the other in the shower: getaway, occasionallyWho surprises the other in the middle of the day at work with lunch: no-job tailgateWho was nervous and shy on the first date: tailgateWho kills/takes out the spiders: getaway is the designated spider-killerWho loudly proclaims their love when they’re drunk: tailgate, to which getaway responds

Poetic, I agree

“Wow, it’s almost like my trash cat didn’t abandon me or something.”

I want to getaway