Living in free fall, and not knowing how to stop.

where is my terrifying eldritch girlfriend

Henlo I am here

Sparky

[gathers her up into his arms] hello. you are being squished, do not resist

Ok. I am sqeesh.

good, good

[mumbled] i love you

Correct.

where is my terrifying eldritch girlfriend

Henlo I am here

Sparky

[gathers her up into his arms] hello. you are being squished, do not resist

Ok. I am sqeesh.

where is my terrifying eldritch girlfriend

Henlo I am here

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*stretches out over his desk* Paperwork continues to be the worst part of being a captain.

@defectiicon You’ve missed the last several Thursday and thus have forfeited your Thursday captaincy. You must re-apply for the position.

I missed nothing! I’ve been acting among the people!!!

Also if you leave paperwork for Thursdays you don’t have to do it.

And neglecting the rest of the duties.

The last time I left paperwork for you to do, you ate the datapads.

A) I did the duties!!! And b) they were delicious and filed correctly. They belonged in my stomach.

You charted the course for the next stop? And did the inventory purchases? Did the weekly security reviews?

And Magnus got copies of all completed documents before you ate the datapads?

Yes.

*stretches out over his desk* Paperwork continues to be the worst part of being a captain.

@defectiicon You’ve missed the last several Thursday and thus have forfeited your Thursday captaincy. You must re-apply for the position.

I missed nothing! I’ve been acting among the people!!!

Also if you leave paperwork for Thursdays you don’t have to do it.

And neglecting the rest of the duties.

The last time I left paperwork for you to do, you ate the datapads.

A) I did the duties!!! And b) they were delicious and filed correctly. They belonged in my stomach.

*stretches out over his desk* Paperwork continues to be the worst part of being a captain.

@defectiicon You’ve missed the last several Thursday and thus have forfeited your Thursday captaincy. You must re-apply for the position.

#tw: vomit #ooc #surgery recovery update i guess lmao #hi I'm still alive

I missed nothing! I've been acting among the people!!!

Also if you leave paperwork for Thursdays you don't have to do it.

I'm back to solid food which is great!!!

But the vomiting every time I eat something too fast or something my new stomach decides is not okay (and the definition of okay is baffling bc funyons are fine but plain cheese sandwich is not?) Is less great lmao.

There's a lot of vomiting going on, rip

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#i survived surgery on Monday!!!#I've been living on beef broth Popsicles and protein shakes #rumor has it i can eat jello next week that's super exciting #technically i could this week but walmart was out so next week lmao

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#surgery went well!#now I'm in pain lmao

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#headed into hospital for surgery!#may pop in later to say hello depending on how annoying mobile is and how much service i have #also how high on pain meds i am

Oh was I supposed to take that.

If you were gonna rob a bank, how would you do it?

Set it on fire.

The list of mechs I trust to run my ship for a few months is exhaustingly short.

@defectiicon make your case, Sparky.

Tomorrow is Thursday and I was promised captaincy on Thursdays.

Okay, I’ll jot you down for Thursdays. That still leaves the other 6 days of the week for the next 3 months.

Everyday is Thursday if you believe it is.

I mean I get that, Magnus doesn’t.

I could eat him and then it wouldn't matter?

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The list of mechs I trust to run my ship for a few months is exhaustingly short.

@defectiicon make your case, Sparky.

Tomorrow is Thursday and I was promised captaincy on Thursdays.