Hard at Work or Hardly Working?
Duo tied to Triton by Heero as a training exercise, not even trying to escape like he’s supposed to: “An ant is a hard worker, a queen ant is not. They are both hard laborers though.”
Triton simply sighing in defeat as he tries to get himself untied so he doesn’t have to listen to this anymore.
Duo continuing: “Also, if the color red makes a bull, bullheaded, would the color green make it agreenable?”
Triton trying not to laugh: “Duo, I swear to fuck, if you don’t help get us out of this I’m telling Quatre you broke his violin.”
Duo mildly shocked: “You wouldn’t dare!”
Triton grits his teeth as his wrists chafe against the ropes more: “One doesn’t need Duolingo to understand just how much I would dare.”
Duo cutting the ropes with a knife Heero hadn’t found in his braid: “That was terrible.”
Triton shrugs: “I figured it’d annoy you enough to get us out finally. I’ve been listening to your puns for 7 hours now. My wrists are probably gonna scar.”
