The Man Who Would Be King by me and @therealvinelle

In my fanon, Dumbledore has been out since around the late 70s and was a co-organiser of the first Diagon Alley Pride Parade (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

Wizarding culture is hardly exempt from homophobia or related bigotry, but given how magic has often been thought related to queerness in real life, in my mind it only makes sense that it’s been somewhat milder in Wizarding communities than muggle ones (allowing Dumbledore to maintain a high position in society while out). 

like i lowkey imagine dumbledore saying ‘seeing as you completely ruined the survey for anti-bullying since you had everyone’s vote on ‘most trusted teacher’ because you turned the clock into a tiger when you saw someone write professor flitwick  i shall have to cut short from your salary’

I was perusing a Harry Potter fanfiction today, and came across Dumbledore's infamous words. For years, I paid them no mind. Or rather, I lacked the curiosity to delve into their significance, as an English speaker but not a native one, they initially puzzled me. Today, however, I finally decided to unravel their meaning. After looking up each word, I deciphered Dumbledore's intent. Yet, it seems that the Potter fandom has long dismissed these words as meaningless, creating memes and jokes. Intrigued, I embarked on a quest to understand whether the true meaning behind these enigmatic words is known or not. Admittedly, my search was not as thorough as it should have been. I merely skimmed through headlines, Quora, and Reddit answers. Nevertheless, I was taken aback to discover that such a longstanding mystery still eluded a solution in bold lines..

Therefore, I have taken it upon myself to propose my theory on the meaning of Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!. I do so with utmost confidence that my interpretation is the correct one, and I present it to all witches, wizards, and wixens for consideration.

Nitwit: a stupid, foolish person

Blubber: swollen part [formally: lips].

Oddment: a remnant. (A part of something, typically left over from something bigger.)

Tweak: a twist or adjustments to the system's machinations.

“Say what you will about the guy, Dumbledore got style.”

Remember this moment when Dumbledore put his hands together over his head and a phoenix just randomly flew in and the both of them just disappeared through a smoky spark of flame?

This is, for me, one the most unforgettable moments from the whole Harry Potter franchise. It’s like magic, flames, phoenixes wrapped together as a stylish element of suprise.

I was watching the flim again last weekend and I couldnt helped but starting humming the “Style ” song by taylor swift along with this brilliant scene.