#abel headcanons

Turn ons:

Gets turned on seeing you wear formal clothing, even if you’re busy and handling business he will make sure to free some of your schedule to get some of you.

Begging: No matter what it will get him going, so it’s pretty easy to get what you want once you know the trick. He also absolutely loves being worshipped.

Kinks:

Electric play: Loves to tease and seeing you squirm, can use his own body to do it so he doesn’t even need toys.

Shibari: He will tie you up, especially if he has a reason to be mad at you/punish you.

Remote play: He will use remote controls to turn you into a pleading mess, he can monitor your reactions from any distance since he has cameras literally everywhere. He loves having you beg for him before he shows up.

Unexpected kinks:

Praise kink: If you genuinely compliment him or praise him when he’s not expecting it, you will notice the faint blue blush flowing through his cheeks for an instant, though he tries to conceal it, it doesn’t always work.

Nipple play: He has very sensitive nipples, he doesn’t always want to be teased but if he’s into it enough he will gladly let you do it and you will be delighted with his brand new facial expressions.

Favorite position:

V is for Victory: Though it was initially for the joke, I actually really believe he would be heavily into that. It gives him a great control and deep access.                      

Oral skill:

Likes to eat you out especially if you’re soaking wet and sometimes will just toss you on top of his desk to enjoy himself a little treat, but it’s honestly more for himself than for you, you just enjoy the ride. Definitely amazing fingering game though for sure, ending up with you catching yourself staring at his fingers even outside of the bedroom. He can't help but smirk when he notices.

Trivia:

Very jealous and possessive with stalking tendencies.

Says he’s a boob man because he believes it fits his image better but really is an ass man.

Enjoys seeing you limping the next day while drinking his coffee.

Alastor 📻 :

Inclinations: Sadist/Sapiosexual

Turn ons/kinks:

Blood play : I mean…yeah. He loves blood let’s not forget about the reason he’s in hell. Well let’s just say period sex has never been a problem.

Dacryphilia: Even if he wants to comfort you he will still get turned on if you’re crying. He’s so used to seeing you cry when you’re being edged and teased that he can’t separate them.

Orgasm denial: He gets off from seeing you beg and cry about not being allowed to come.

Spanking/Whipping/Hair pulling/Sadomasochism in general

Dirty talk: Enjoys teasing and edging through words, he can be very descriptive and loves painting worded details to enhance the power of his actions.

Something that really turns him on is someone who will respect his personal space, but somehow the more you respect his, the more he will invade yours.

Unexpected kinks:

Mommy kink (kinda): We all know he was a mama’s boy. He enjoys being cared for and being spoiled.

Piercings: It wasn’t a thing back when he was a human, but since arriving in hell and slowly seeing more and more people show up with those he found out he very much enjoys them, he enjoys the pain people go through to get them and then using them as tools to tease and inflict pain.

Favorite position:

The hot seat: He's really good at teasing all yours sensitive areas at once and he can perfectly get it done in this position, sometimes it will naturally devolve into it if you just sit on his lap.

Oral skill:

Doesn’t enjoy giving it but when he does feel like doing it he’s really good at it, he’s great at edging and if he decided you’ll get the biggest orgasm you’ve ever reached he will make it happen.

Trivia:

Surprisingly jealous, tries to pretend things don’t get to him but they do, and when he gets trigger he will become passive aggressively insulting to the person he doesn't like and start gettong more needy and assertive.

He’s very two-sided when it comes to sex, he either is very much in the mood or not at all, and only he decides which way he’s going to swing, there’s nothing anyone else can do that can really sway him.

Lucifer 🍎:

Inclinations: Soft dom <3/Service top/Switch

Turn ons:

Eye contact: Intense eye contact will get him hot and bothered.

Lingerie: If he accidentally gets a peek of lingerie he will not be able to think about anything else during the day.

Kissing: A good passionate kiss or even a soft one can really make him flustered.

Passionate people: He’s really into it if you’re going off on things you feel passionate about, he could listen for hours, or eventually change the activity…

Unexpected kink:  

Pegging: He’s very open about anything sexual, so naturally when this side of him was explored he found out he really really enjoyed that.

Rope play: He actually loves being tied up and for you to do whatever you want to him.

Favorite position:

Prone bone (But really all of them): In this position he gets to hit your G Spot with each stroke

Oral skill:

Canonically great at it…not saying that’s why he managed to steal both of Adam’s wives, but I wouldn’t be surprised if this was the case. He loves to take his sweet time enjoying every bit of you and literally gets off from giving pleasure.

Trivia:

He’s not a boob man, he’s an everything man, he worships every part of the female body, no matter the body type.

He can be very soft and sweet but let’s not forget he is dominant at his core, if you get too cocky he will remind you.

Will give great and soft aftercare but is secretly very proud of himself that you can barely get up.

Pentious 🐍:

Inclinations: Switch/Gentle dom

Turn ons/kinks:

Clothed sex: He finds it erotic and inherently hot, maybe because he's very shy and because of the time period he's from. He can also be very spontaneous, not taking the time to fully undress you nor himself.

Voyeurism/Exhibitionism: The voyeurism is canon and even if he said he regret doing it when he was alive, he regrets more the circumstances than the act itself, in Hell, as long as it's done properly with consent, he's very into both of these kinks.

DP: He loves making good use of his two dicks, simultaneously pleasuring you by filling you front and back. This tend to overstimulate you both however.

Unexpected kink:

Outdoor sex: It does go hand in hand with the Voyeurism/Exhibitionism but it is unexpected considering his personality as a whole.

Rope play: He enjoys being tied up and giving you all the power, letting you use his body as you see fit while he's being restrained.

Cuckholding: He enjoys watching you get railed by a third party now that he's come to terms with his sexuality and can explore it safely with you, guilt free.

Favorite position:

Yourself on the shelf: He can carry you easily and choose whether he wants to go softly or not.

Oral skill:

I mean with a tongue like his…

Even though he hasn’t had as much practice as some, he’s good at it and he listens to his partner’s body language. He makes sure he does the job properly, also loves receiving.

Trivia:

Will blurt out he loves you during sex.

Can surprisingly last very long, he has great self-control and stamina.

Aftercare: Will run around worried like he broke you afterwards and apologize profusely even though you couldn’t be more relaxed.

Valentino 🦋 :

Inclinations: Psycho/Narcissist/Switch

Turn ons/kinks:

Hurting Angel Dust/Fire

Unexpected kink:

Going to therapy hopefully    

Favorite position:

Idk man

Trivia:

Has nightmares about Nifty on a weekly basis

Adam 🎸:

Inclinations: Selfish top

Turn ons/kinks:

Face fucking: This man loves to enjoy himself without a care in the world. Of course he loves to fuck your face, his hands in your hair, drowning in the tightness of your throat. He makes sure you can breathe…sometimes.

Anal: Talk about a forbidden fruit, again he loves the sensations that go with it. Thankfully he’s also good at making sure you enjoy it too but that’s mainly cause otherwise he knows he wouldn’t be able to get it as often as he wanted.

Spanking: He will spank you hard enough to leave your bum crimson. He’s either giving you hard spanks or grabbing tightly onto that ass.

Unexpected kink:

Vanilla sex (especially missionary): He surprisingly has a soft side to himself and enjoys the connection and proximity this allows, only sometimes though.

Favorite position:

Doggy style: Of course his favorite position would be one where he can go as hard as he wants, without too much eye contact He enjoys it pretty rough usually and will give spanks very easily.

Oral skill:

I mean he definitely enjoys giving oral…now he would probably be better at it if he listened actively to feedback. All in all he can be pretty decent at it but that’s not his forte. He does genuinely enjoy eating pussy though.

Trivia:

Will randomly show signs of concern and ask if you’re okay during the act.

Does pack pretty well

He’s an everything guy. Boobs/Ass/Thighs/Back he genuinely is probably the straightest man that ever lived.

Abel 🌻 :

Inclination: Submissive/Service top

Turn ons:

Praise kink for suuuure : If you whisper a good praise in his ear at the right moment, you can most likely make him burst.

Cock ring: The faces he makes after being edged with a cock ring for a whole afternoon are truly a blessing from heaven.

Hair pulling: Don’t read this wrong, he would never pull your hair, he’s way to sweet for that. However, since you accidentally pulled on it once, you both realized it was something he was very much into. If you catch him off guard he will bless your ears with a sweet moan and you will feel him throb.

Biting: He’s neck is extremely sensitive. Just kissing it already sends shivers down his spine. If you suck on it he will start groaning and breathing heavily. And if you bite it he will straight up moan whether he wants to or not.

Unexpected kink:

Chocking: You were surprised when he expressed curiosity about this, you were scared at first but turns out he enjoys a little chocking here and there.

Wax play: He’s a very sensitive man, physically I mean. Especially to your touch. Temperature play was something you tested at some point with wax as there are countless candles all over the place in heaven, you used it spontaneously but turns out, he definitely enjoyed it.

Favorite position:

Cowgirl: Watching you bounce on him is something he could do all day every day. He loves sucking on your tits while fondling your ass. Seeing you moan and enjoy his member is a huge turn on for him.

Oral skill:

Definitely didn’t take from his dad, he’s great at it! He won’t stop until he’s sure you are satisfied but he will ask multiple times throughout if he’s doing good.

Trivia:

Sensitive neck

More submissive than dominant but if you press his buttons correctly, he will show a dominant side of him exceptionally.

Big dick but doesn’t realize how blessed he is.

Has come from just kissing before.

Husk 🐈‍⬛ :

Tendencies: Service top/Pleasure dom/Brat tamer

Turn ons:

Bratty behavior: He is the soft version of what Vox would do in terms of brat taming, he can be very firm and remind you who's in charge when needed, but he also knows when to reward you.

Expressive consent: The more respectful, the better! He loves when you're very expressive about how into it you are. His ultimate turn on to be honest.

Primal sex: He can get pretty caught up in the heat of the moment and get carried away, though he makes sure to give you some great aftercare after each time.

Unexpected kink:

 Uniforms: If you surprise his wearing a uniform you can be sure the response will be immediate and intense, even he doesn't know why it does that to him.

Favorite position:

69: Giving while receiving is his favorite thing. He can do it for hours but because he can get pretty intense, it's sometimes hard to keep up with his pace.

Oral skill:

Amazing skills, it’s like when the entree is so good you can’t even think of the main course anymore, thankfully he’s here to make sure you don’t fill yourself before then.

Trivia:

Wings are his weak spot

He's pretty vocal

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End note: I've realized that I ended up writing something rope related like at least 3 times, which is crazy cause it's not even my favorite, I guess it suits a lot of the Hazbin Men...

Now don't come at me for Valentino! I'm just joking (nah I meant it).

Abel has visited Hell only a couple of times in his lifetime, he was never much interested in sinners. And even in Heaven, he wasn't the type to lose his mind for a woman.

But when he sees you for the first time, he's starstruck. Head over heels.

Oh same goes for you. As soon as he comes out the portal your eyes go wide and your jaw falls open a bit.

Blond hair, golden eyes, the sweet but pretty face, everything gets you.

Cherri Bomb has to elbow your side to snap you out of your trance.

After you dance around each other the whole party because both of you are too shy to strike a conversation, Abel approaches you.

Emily basically pushed him at full force.

It takes you two a while to form coherent sentences in between your stuttering, but in the end you chat a lot.

You tell him that you're a popstar in Hell, and Abel soon understands that you are a famous one as you show him your Voxtify charts.

Towards the end of the party, Sera has to take him by his vest and throw him back in the portal as you giggle and wave him goodbye. He keeps looking back at you and smiling and waving with the most love-soaked face, until the portal closed.

During your chat, you invited Abel to your next show, not realising that he probably wouldn't be there. He's still an angel after all. He can't just come to Hell when he wants. Plus, he probably doesn't care that much.

But, surprisingly, during the stadium tour show, you manage to notice him in the crowd. He's hiding because he didn't want to be recognized as an angel, along with someone who looked like St. Peter, and you blush HARD.

Then, the set begins. Abel tried to come prepared, he listened to your entire discography a couple of your songs. But still, nothing could've prepared him for this concert.

On stage all your awkwardness and shyness leave your body, and your songs are...something.

They are freaky holy shit. Not in an excessively vulgar way. But still kinda explicit.

He's flustered. Especially because YOU LOOK AT HIM THE WHOLE TIME.

You smile, sprawl on the floor, lick your lips, sing the most sensual words all the while holding eye contact with Abel.

Boy was hard for two days after that.

After the show you take him and St. Peter to the backstage, thanking them for being there. And all the self-confidence you had on stage abandons you. Being on stage is the only moment when you manage to leave behind your awkward self and speak your mind truthfully. Included flirting with Abel. But now that you are face to face- POOF, GONE.

«W-were those lyrics aimed at s-someone?» Abel dear, he's trying. And trying to understand if you're already taken.

«What? Noooo» you're in denial, as always.

After that, Abel begins sneaking into Hell to see you.

I don't know if Abel can conjure portals to Heaven. If not, he would ask Emily to do so for him. She's you two's number one fan along with St. Peter.

You spend the majority of your time together in your Hotel room balcony as he keeps you company for a cigarette, or inside watching movies. One time you almost hold hands (just touched pinkies but then both of you chicken out).

Abel manages to sneak you into Heaven when he can, to stargaze in his apartment's attic.

That's when you two finally have your first kiss.

Abel leans in, lips slightly parted, without even realising it. You step back out of surprise and he snaps out of it.

«I'M SO SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO I RUINED EVERYTH-» he's interrupted because you take his face between your hands and kiss him deeply.

After that, you begin a secret relationship.

Made of moments like Abel getting YANKED in your room as he yelps "OH SPEAKER OF GOD" before you crash your lips against his.

Or him holding you in his arms as he lays you on a cloud before attacking your neck with kisses.

Sera and Lute can't know that the new Army Leader was seeing a sinner, and you didn't want Charlie and the other guests to know that you were making out in secret in your bedroom with the SON OF ADAM.

You two don't just make out btw.

Since Abel is kinda innocent, you thought that it would've taken him a bit more to get comfortable with intimacy.

You're wrong. Yeah he's a bit shy and careful about it but he was the one who got on top of you and put his hands under your shirt first.

Abel didn't have that many experiences with women before you but he still knows his way around. You like it.

Must be Dad's genes™.

He praises you like there's no tomorrow and you find out that you're into it more than you thought you were into degradation.

You both try to keep it quiet.

Headcanon that Emily's apartment is next to Abel's and she hears EVERYTHING and you two GO AT IT A LOT and although she's your ray of sunshine supporter she's FED UP.

The "LMAOOOO I JUST REMEMBERED THIS ONE TIME I WAS IN DOGGY AND I LOOKED BACK AT HOMEBOY AND HE WAVED AT ME" tweet.

Yeah that happened.

And after that, Charlie barged into your room because you wouldn't come down for your group activities and you and Abel froze in that position.

And Abel waved at her too.

Charlie slammed the door traumatized and afterwards reassured you that she was happy for you and Abel.

You didn't listen to anything you were more busy hiding your face between your hands and trying not to cry as Abel patted your shoulder all red in the face.

Quickies in your changing room before your concerts— WHO SAID THAAT

All things considered, you two really are in love. You say that to each other forehead against forehead when stargazing in Heaven.

Sometimes you sing him to sleep, caressing his head. Idk why but I headcanon him to have trouble sleeping.

And sometimes he serenades you too. The only father and son activity he did with Adam was playing guitar so he uses it to accompany his voice. You want to record a duet with him so bad for a love song.

But for now you limit yourself to write love songs inspired by your secret relationship with him.

Your fans are questioning why your new album is so romantic and cheesy and at the same time the freaky songs got TEN TIMES FREAKIER.

You listen to his almost daily rants about how his dad didn't like him lmao.

And he gets you little gifts from Heaven, sometimes they're not really your thing (you now have like 4-5 pangolins roaming around your Hotel room) but no other guy has ever given you gifts. You appreciated from the bottom of your heart. The hugest gift you got from your ex was a dead rat.

NSFW

☆ A HOT NERVOUS MESS THE FIRST TIME.

☆ if you're more on the freaky side like the most of us, I'd like you to try and remember the tiktok sound where it goes; "come here baby, come sit next to me, come and take your drawers off, damn you're at the edge of the bed, you're 'bout to fall off." YES THAT ONE, Abel would DEFINITELY be so so so so shy the first time, he'd be blushing, and sweating excessively. (poor baby just wants you, but doesn't know how to start)

☆ as I said above, he doesn't know how to start, so, please take the lead mama.

☆ consent checks every time, doesn't want you to feel uncomfortable in any way.

☆ biiiig switch energy, but he loooooves being all subby and shit.

- there's just something about you being on top of him that makes him so hard.

☆ praise praise praise praise praise praise praise praise praise-

☆ it's very girthy, good luck ;P

☆ has a not-so-slight preference for lace underwear.

☆ whimpers and begs (I mean, have you heard him????)

☆ praise him, praise you, hellooooo??? PRAISE

*cough* g-strings too.

*cough* lingerie.

*cough* his t-shirts.

☆ he has a very sensitive tip, and it's pink. (kiss the tip first and watch him shudder at the feeling) (his wings fluttered the first time you tried that on him.)

☆ at first, he was too shy to even look at you when you're sucking him off, now he looks at you and admires how pretty you look with his fat cock in your mouth.

☆ he eatsss brooo, legitimately just wants you to feel good, and it's a win-win because he loves eating you out, as I said before, he loves staring at your pretty face when you feel good.

☆ when he's eating you out, he humps the mattress that you guys are laying on, and grabs your thighs to spread your legs even more.

☆ his favorite thing to do while having sex is have your nipple in his mouth (oral fixation baddie over here)

☆ Abel has a breeding kink, no further questions asked, if you disagree, fight me. I like to imagine that his primal instincts just kick in when he's close, and he won't even think about pulling out, he fucks his cum even deeper into you. he'll apologize if he foergets tell you beforehand though, please forgive him, you just feel so good.

☆ looooves when you bite and mark him, with a special request that you put them below his collar since he WILL get in trouble for that.

+ he loves looking at the bite marks you left, he feels appreciated and loved for some reason.

☆ his stamina is surprisingly good, will last longer than you initially expected.

☆ he puts your pleasure first, and his second.

☆ he'll ask you to tell him beforehand if you have plans to do butt stuff to him because he likes to be clean before you do anything.

☆ if you wear a butt plug while riding him in reverse cowgirl, he doesn't know whether to close his eyes with the added pleasure or force them open to watch your pussy grip his cock while a shiny heart-shaped butt plug is inside of your asshole. (it's mesmerizing, don't blame him)

☆ you asked him if he was okay with wearing that exact butt plug, when he agreed, you awarded him by sucking him dry.

☆ will be very very confused the first time you ask to peg him, but he agrees to try. (he got teary-eyed out of overstimulation, but didn't use the safe word cuz it felt good.)

☆ gets extra whiny when overstimulated, please don't stop though, he's not complaining at all.

☆ prefers if you peg him on missionary, but he has no problem with doggy. (please stroke his cock while your strap-on is inside of him.)

☆ isn't so obvious, and you don't do it a lot, but degradation also turns him on, like, yes, please step on him.

☆ God forbid a boy gets so smitten over his partner.

gosh, I love him soooo sosososososo much, anw, me when Abel:

He tries to hug you, but you absently brush him off, setting your now empty lunch box on the countertop and adjust your work bag to leave it on the drop zone by the door, which is your normal, familiar routine.

Abel, the poor man, is flailing on the inside, wondering if he did something wrong. How could you not want your snack you loved so much? You always smiled when he surprised you!

Today, however, you can't muster a smile, only feeling the weight of the world your shoulders that is insurmountable and impossible to describe. You fight off the tears, hard, you really do.

"Angel, please, what's wrong?" He takes a step towards you, resting his hand on your shoulder, causing you to flinch.

"Abel, I can't. Please...I can't."

"W-why?" his eyes are large as saucers, hands fidgeting unsure how to navigate the situation. Usually, he would give you your peace, but he gets a feeling in his bones alerting him to not leave you alone.

You swallow, shoulders tensing while you pace around. "Because I don't want to take my anger out on you! Everything has gone fucking wrong today, and I want to disappear for a long time and I loathe myself. How can you even live with me? I can barely hold myself together, shit!!" You pluck an eyebrow in frustration, a nervous habit you haven't been able to break.

Abel swallows nervously unsure how to reply, but he whisks himself away to your shared room, catching your attention, but does little to ease the tension in your body. Shit you really have pushed him away for good, you think.

In a few moments he reappears, motioning for you to walk with him through the doorway of the bedroom, and you oblige, because it is not like the day could get any worse.

The lights flicker off for a moment then burst into a dazzling soft glow of fairy lights strung along the walls, boasting warmth, peace, and comfort.

It is everything you need in that moment, but upon second look Abel motions towards the blanket fort he has haphazardly built in the middle of the bed, perfectly imperfect.

How he managed to make your day all the more brighter is a mystery to you, and you are sure to thank him with a thousand kisses and all the cuddles. All of the Heavenly host would know the claim you have on him - on his very heart and soul.

"In case you were wondering, I don't deal with you, Angel, nor do I tolerate you. I want to make your days better. For you," he says, motioning you to join him on the bed, where he wraps his arms around you protectively, his wings nestling you both in a cocoon, oblivious to the world beyond.

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