#aaaaaggghhhhh

I KNOW I'M GOING INSANE OH MY GOSH I WANT ONE SO BAD BUT IT'S EXPENSIVEEEEEEEE AND IT'LL SELL OUT SO FAST

this is making me think of getting a Foul Legacy figurine, your favorite character from your favorite game. he doesn't get a lot of merch because he's tied to Childe, the actual playable character- so anything you can get, you cherish beyond belief. he's placed right on your desk so you can pretend he's cheering you on- or so you think, until a twitch of movement draws your attention and you find your Foul Legacy figurine, very alive and still just as small, sitting curiously next to your mouse and watching the screen in awe. you yell in surprise, and he jumps with a squeak as your chair tips back and you tumble onto the floor. there's a tap and a light thump as he hops onto your chest, cheeping and staring down at you worriedly, not at all concerned with anything but you

he's never apart from you afterwards, clambering onto your shoulder or curling up in your arms. even sneaking curiously into your backpack. it's a new world for Foul Legacy, one to be seen while cradled in your hands. he doesn't really remember Teyvat- it's there, vaguely, in the back of his mind. but it doesn't sound any more appealing than being with you, immensely less so. you cradle him and love him as if he's your fondest treasure, and Legacy basks in your affection, soaking up what he's so missed from his dusty, faded life of before. sometimes he watches you play, seeing himself always in that same house of gold and coins, tilting his head and wondering what he was like back then, all strong and brutal with lightning and rain at his fingertips

q!pac said that months ago that if he could he would adopt tallulah (RICHAS WAS JEALOUS😭😭) and its kinda of a cute dynamic in my mind, and q!pac was so nervous meeting q!wilbur, YOU COULD HEAR HIS VOICE TREMBLING I SWEAR.

I DONT CARE ITZ JUST SO CUTE I DONT KNOOOOWWWWW I JUST LOVE IT <33333

I see it more like a "One sided crush" trope, BUT ITS SO CUTE

a) the Storyline

b) the Humour

c) the Extremely Valid and Thought Provoking Comments on the World and Society

d) the Gay