#aaaaaaaahahahaha

I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m losing my mind of this Shane Morris thing! This is hysterical! This guy is by and large the DUMBEST guy on the planet! I am VERY stupid but I am not “lie about stealing and reselling a brick of heroin to a prominent gang, then admit it was a lie when people pick the story apart while under the guise that it was always meant to be fiction and ‘don’t all storytellers lie, really’ and that it proves I should be writing screenplays, then post a GoFundMe under the new and more bonkers lie that the gang is going to kill me because my “weed man told me so” and I need $20,000 to completely disappear myself and my wife, all while I keep the twitter thread up and have my location posted so it’s painfully clear I just want attention and a movie deal” stupid. I’ve never been THAT dumb!

MY MOM SAID THE FUCK WORD

NOW THAT MY URL IS THE BUG BITE QUEEN I EXPECT ALL OF YOU TO ONLY REFER TO ME AS 'BBQ'

I swear, script formatting is such a bitch because each time there's a new line, I automatically hit the quotation key instead of typin the characters names.  Also, the all-caps for the characters is getting contagious.  BLARG.