#6hcs

Requested by @bloomed-iris. I had so much fun with these little blurbs.

The heat of battle. Depending on your skill and your level of aggression towards the enemy. He cannot help but watch you tear apart your combatant. Be it by hands and tools and martial skill, or the endless powers of the universe that bend to your whims. If he can watch you tear apart your enemy, he can't help but let out an "i love you" while youre covered in gore or feral in a fight. And if you give him a grin full of teeth and deadly promise? He falls just a little bit more in love.

Secretly in the night. It would happen when you're asleep. Maybe this thing between you and him has shifted. Maybe it's the first time you've trusted him enough to sleep pressing against his body. Maybe you haven't said anything. Maybe you're shy. Regardless, Ultron is not one for patience. But on a night when you're drooling and oh so deep in your REM to not realize what he's saying. He will press his lips against your head and whisper "I love you" so quietly. He doesn't expect you to remember. Though it is a pleasant surprise when you tell him about that night's dream.

It would just slip out. Some random day, some random time. After months of back and fourth conversations, flirting, play. A relationship founded in mutual support and comadere. He would slip the words when the mood is bright, it's impossible for you not to say the three words back.

When you are dying. Maybe you've fought from the start, and he being the respectful anti-organic opinionated bot he was, was waiting until you committed to his evolutionary plans. Your willingness and powers too useful to risk in these early stages with the imperfect transformation process. Regardless of the reason. It's a rushed anecdote among the rest of his pleading as he injects your body with the microtechnology. Praying to a cruel god that you wake up as you were, and not some mindless drone for him to command like the rest.

(For Rivals version) When you say it first. He knows his appearance, strength, and clever analytical mind are superior to everything organic. It was rather impossible for him not to be someone's loved one. And that admiration deserved his attention and care. It's easier after all to covert the willing first. Even if he has to lie and say "I Love You" while you're still trapped in that inferior organic form. Not above emotional manipulation to get his way.

Hey! Yeah I want to promote people who are responsible and respectful of people's personal rules regarding adult blogs and it was absolutely delightful to read "adult" while checking new followers. Now if I could find "Elder elderich being", "Star Trek Grannie", and "I was there hunting Dracula with Bram" I'll have a bingo!

6HC of Ultron with a Stressed out S/O

1) Ultron is probably the worst person to come to when stressed or frustrated. Not because he's an asshole and wont help. but his advice usually boils down to: kill people for their "sub-par behavior and inhuman decency." Or go rewrite entire legal systems coding, or add it to another reason "humanity needs to go" list.

2) If it's the kind of anger that triggers a fighting desire and there's no punching bags or enemies to fight, Ultron will let you spar against a few sentries until you've physically exhausted yourself. Nothing good comes from physical anger and having an alternative physical activity is better than a wrecked building and terrorized drunkards.

3) If it's the kind of anger that's long standing and the result of chronic issues like racism, unjust biases, and receiving hatred regardless of cordial attempts. Ultron already has in depth plans regarding resetting humanities behaviors and biases after global domination/extinction. But he usually lets you vent your grievances and takes serious notes to add or modify his plans.

4) If it's the anger that just stews in your belly and makes you pull away from everything, he'll leave you be for at minimum 24 hours. After that he's getting you your favorite drink (in a gallon pitcher), carrying you to the living room couch, and will just talk and talk and talk with you. Encouraging you to talk about everything that's bringing you down. Never getting mad if you start shouting: he knows this particular anger doesn't have a target other than yourself, no sources you can truly berate properly, and he knows you never mean him personally as a source. It usually is followed up by hugs, reminder's that he loves you, and more notes to his "shit to fuck up" list.

5) If it's happening right in front of him and you're anger is the result of immediate reaction to something else. (Like an asshole cussing you out or catcalling you). He's just handing you a baseball bat and recording the beat down. If it's a group he'll step in, but it's kind of cathartic watching you put people in their place.

WOOP 2 asks in one night! Keep them coming!

6HCs of Alucard from Hellsing being "Domestic"

1) Absolutely will wear that pink frilly apron and make you a breakfast in bed. He knows you work hard in the day, and it’s the least he can do before dragging you into his coffin to start some mild mischief for Sir Integra. Absolutely hates the switched sleep cycles and will try to keep you in bed longer in the morning or will keep you up later in the night.

2) Doesn’t do any house cleaning unless it involves a vampire and their ghouls invading the manor. Rude. At least he cleans up after he makes the bloody mess.

3) He is more than happy to hang out and clean guns together. It’s quality bonding time for him!

4) Sometimes he’ll send tendrils of shadows or bits of himself to trail you everywhere. Giving you little love taps to your butt or a cool wind on a still day. He loves your surprised noises and will do anything to make them. Even during very important meetings with stiffs or he himself is bored.

5) Bleps only for you. Any time or any form he passes you in the hall there’s a little triangular tongue just blepping. It’s weirdly adorable for him to do. Especially in bat or hound form.

YOU, THERE WAS A REASON I ENJOYED GETTING ASKS FROM YOU: THIS IS WHY!!!!

6HCs of ULTRON GETTING THE COMFORT HE DESERVES GODDAMNIT

1) Even with all the small details of his design, from the overlapping plates, and micro filaments making a good imitation of human muscle structures. It can be difficult to read him when he doesn’t want or feel like he deserves a kinder touch.

2) But it clear when he needs some comfort: Ultron puts more effort into his creations, pushes his defragging and updates further and further back for his work. Sometimes it’s after a battle with the Avengers and his plans have been delayed at best, ruined at worst. Or when his desires to help humanity evolve devolves into global genocide of the human race.

3) It’s somewhat tempting to smother him with love and affection but the slow approach is better. Especially after a fight. a hand on his shoulder or rubbing his neck. if you can get your hand over his. There’s just something about seeing your human hand on his that does something for him.

4) more often it’s just the silent companionship that gets him out of the flunk. stretching out of the tense, hovering he was doing at his work bench. he’ll bring your hand up in his and kiss it in silent thanks. and when that happens you can pounce.

5) you pull him away from the space he’s locked himself in and lead him to his corner of the place. where you know he can get the most defragging done. one of those standing recliners with wires and connections and frankly advanced technology you wouldn’t eve know how to operate. But you do get him plugged in while he watches. He appreciates the gentle care you have for connectors and ensuring the plugs are aligned properly with the ports.

6) Polish him while he defrags. It’s a nice treat for him after such tumultuous days. He doesn’t have the full body synthetic nervous system yet, but it still feels like he got the best massage on top of a well rested sleep.

eyyyyyy Soverign Succer how have you been??? Been a while since I got an Ultron ask from ya! I’m going to go with 5′4″ or shorter S/O just so everyone knows!!!

6HCs of Ultron with a Physically Affectionate Short!S/O

1) So lets something straight right off the bat: Ultron got a size kink. depending on what form he’s occupying he’s anywhere between 6-8 feet tall according to his bio, the comics, and James Spader his actor. Anyone smaller than him is instantly a turn on and he will adjust his body to compensate.

2) That being said: it’s absolutely mortifying for him the first few times you wrap around his hips in a hug. You’re not at that level of affection, you’ve made no mention of wanting him that way and he’s respectful enough to wait. but damn if you’re hugs arn’t trying sometimes for his heating circuits.

3) Ya’ll know this meme in B99 “if i run up to Terry he’ll catch me: Ultron to the T on the catching part. Running on his flank towards him, turns to catch you, jumping towards his back in glee, leans enough so you can wrap your arms around his neck and piggy back him. Running straight for him: tackles back. Although it has resulted in bruises he hates seeing on you.

4) Adores your lack of tact when it comes to physical affection. Metal bastards touched starved so anything you decide to give with affection is welcome and appreciated.

5) Ultron’s a sucker for any affection you give on the couch or while he’s sitting and working on a project. if you like leaning against people or cuddling in someone’s lap while watching a Movie, Ultron absolutely enjoys and reciprocates that shit. The soft hand on the shoulder while he is frustrated? calms him down like no other. It’s surprisingly grounding this tactile affection.

I didn’t get a request for this I just had these pop into my head while in my own classes. It’s getting to the twilight hours for me in the term itself and my BS degree soooooooooo. yeah. Comfort writing is what this is.

1) Ultron has a naturally high knowledge skill, but his intelligence is lacking. He sees the big picture constantly, and yet when it comes to the details he kinda missed them the first time around in Sakovia and the battle with the Avengers there. So he’s all about the little details when it comes to helping you.

2) You may however have to hold him back from creating extremely advanced flashcards for your course.

3) Walking talking information machine. He has been through the entire web -open and encrypted- and still has space available. So, if you have a question or are doing research on a particular topic he not only has the research itself and both sides of the argument, but the name, address, shady dealings and other information on the researchers, editors, publishers, and organization as well.

4) If you’re teachers are prone to pop quizzes he’ll randomly asking you stuff about your class subject for the week, not only to keep your mind sharp on the subject, and to correct you if the information is wrong, but to encourage you to take your own spin on what you’ve learned and reinforce the information in your head.

5) WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO CRAM STUDY. Don’t you know you don’t retain any information if you do that? You want to make a career out of what you’re learning yes? You want to help him take over the world? He requires you to know that fucking calculus equation. If it gets you to pass the class with the right knowledge he’ll find a way to make the equations or issues related to your shared mission.

HAPPY MAY THE 4th EVERYONE. I haven’t gotten any asks so I’m just doing this for funsies, feel free to send stuff in!

1) Wakes up in the morning with a mad head of hair and a “don’t talk to me until I’ve had caf” murder face. Leia does a lot to make sure this gets fixed ASAP so no one can mistake her annoyance with sleeplessness.

2) Doesn’t actually spend that much time on her appearance. Like compared to her mother, she keeps things simple and quick. She’s practical, but does keep her appearance straight and appropriate. Even if she does want to just wear the lightest pajama gown to a hearing.

3) Unnaturally sharp shooter. Like pin a fly to the wall by the wings with an arrow 50 yards away kind of shot. It’s the force mainly guiding her, but it’s mostly subconscious rather than actual effort.

4) Hates Loth-Cats. Adores the Ack Dogs

5) She is fascinated by volcanic eruptions and lava flows. just huge respect for the power, but appreciates the change it can bring to an ecosystem.

Another one of these general headcanons of mine but instead on Padme Amidala! QUEEN!

1) You know the absolutely improbable way some ladies will wake up immaculate and have the perfect hair and makeup? Padme. Is. That. Lucky. Lady. Only for the hair though, she always washes the makeup before sleeping. and has a care routine for her skin and hair.

2) The most organized bitch in the office. Then again years shadowing politicians tends to impart life hacks for being a boss ass bitch. has taught her husband the benefits of organization (still separate their hobby areas for sanity sake)

3) Enjoys fruits of all kinds but is a sucker for fruitcake and [insert fruit] upside-down cakes.

4) Realized the limitations of her helping ability as queen and senator. While she was able to keep other politicians in line and offer a strong voice in many things, she did carry a small amount of frustration with her fellow senators and the limiting compassion within the senate.

5) Hobbies include: watercolor painting, rowing, gardening, and some chemistry.