Entry Fee
[Teapot, Anemo Manor]
Knock Knock Knock
Venti:*opens door* Ah, a new guest! Hello.
Jahoda:Hi. Uhh, I was told my living quarters were here. I’m Jahoda by the way.
Venti:Hello, fellow archer. Your arrival was mentioned. I’m Venti, best bard in Mondstadt. A pleasure to meet you.
Jahoda:The best bard huh? That’s gotta be hard in a place where there’s so many. Thanks for having m-
Venti:Up! Up! Up! Before you come in, you must pass the trial. It’s a tradition that all of us partake in before entry.
Jahoda:That sounds like hazing.
Venti:Pfft, nooo.
Lynette & Faruzan:Yes.
Venti:It’s nothing dangerous in the slightest. Pay them no mind.
Jahoda:What exactly is this trail? Do I swear an oath? Find some Anemo sigil or something.
Venti:Nope! This house requires…a song.
Jahoda:…What?
Venti:A song. Any song! Pick something true to yourself and sense of style; sing your heart into and your room is yours.
Jahoda:But that’s embarrassing! I’m not a singer!
Venti:Everyone has a song in their heart!
Jahoda:*looks inside* Huh….
Scara:Take it from me, you will never see your bed until he’s satisfied. He might also suddenly ask you to help with a spontaneous performance in exchange for peace and quiet for a month.
Venti:That’s a him problem. It’s a one time fee. Anything otherwise just…happens.
Jahoda:Yeah, no. I’m really not cut out for this. I can steal something! I’m good at that! Just let me in please!!
???:No place to stay?
Jahoda:*turns around*
Ineffa:I’m sure if I ask Keqing and make some space, nobody would mind if you slept in my room.
Jahoda:…..
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Faruzan&Sayu: 🎶Hey! Hey! You! You!
Jahoda: 🎶I don't like your girlfriend!
Venti&Lynette:🎶No way! No way!
Jahoda: 🎶I think you need a new one!
Faruzan&Sayu:🎶Hey! Hey! You! You!
Jahoda:🎶I could be your girlfriend!
Kazuha guitar riff
Jean&Sucrose:🎶Hey! Hey! You! You!
Jahoda:🎶I know that you like me!
Lan Yan&Ifa:🎶No way! No way!
Jahoda:🎶No it's not a secret!
Jean&Sucrose:🎶Hey! Hey! You! You!
Jahoda:🎶I want to be your girlfriend!
Kazuha guitar riff
Jahoda:*red* 🎶You're so fine, I want you mine, you're so delicious!🎶
🎶I think about you all the time, you're so addictive.🎶
🎶Don't you know what I can do to make you feel alright?🎶
shakes out braids
Jahoda:*grips mic* 🎶Don't pretend, I think you know I'm damn precious.🎶
🎶And hell yeah, I'm the motherfuckin' princess!🎶
🎶I can tell you like me too, and you know I'm right.🎶
🎶She's like, so whatever!🎶
🎶You could do so much better~🎶
🎶I think we should get together now…🎶
🎶AND THAT’S WHAT EVERYONE’S TALKIN' ABOUT!🎶
Ineffa:Is this rejection or acceptance?
Aether:It’s Jahoda…
Ineffa:…Why does that make so much sense?













