Good evening, Upper East Siders. Did you miss me? I figured I’d give you a little break after the gala, but then I quickly remembered that that would mean I wouldn’t get to torture you. And I got bored. So I propose a game. It’ll be like an honesty hour, except if you’re not asking or answering questions, I’ll reveal your worst secrets to all of Manhattan. Isn’t it fun? I call it, Be Honest Or I’ll Be Honest For You ! You should all really think of this as an opportunity to get to know one another better, with the threat of some light blackmail. But I do play fair, which means you can ask ME some questions. Ask for my opinions on others, send in gossip tips / spotted tips, whatever. I’ll answer them all.
This will last all night, until say ten o’clock est saturday morning. Or as long as I see fit. You can all continue interacting and whatever, just remember that if you’re not asking and answering one anothers questions truthfully ––––– and I’LL KNOW if you lie, then I’ll tell the truth for you.
