too many rides in daddy's jaguar.

This will last all night, until say ten o’clock est saturday morning. Or as long as I see fit. You can all continue interacting and whatever, just remember that if you’re not asking and answering one anothers questions truthfully  –––––  and I’LL KNOW if you lie, then I’ll tell the truth for you.

Buckle up, ladies and gentlemen. For this spilling of secrets, you all can thank @lijca. She decided that her own morals were worth more than all your secrets. Please, remember to thank her. She’s currently in the main room of the McIntire penthouse. Ravishing in her gown. Now, enough with the pleasantries, let’s get started. 

@fiitz ––– You’re beloved has decided that @mcsvns‘s dignity is worth more than yours. Did you know that Lija was pregnant? She lost the baby, but clearly didn’t think that the brief existence of your son was news you were worthy of hearing. But, hey, at least SHE isn’t cheating on YOU. What’s the name of that girl you’ve been sleeping with? Right.

And @mcsvns ––– In attempting to protect her own hide, Lija got both of you put on blast. I know you weren’t at boarding school in the Hamptons. And I know why. Would you like to tell the class, or should I?

Also, let’s talk about all your sick-o’s who voted for the destruction of someone else’s relationship. Are you all sociopaths? 

@mcintires ––– Really? Are you childish enough to vote for the end of Lija and Fitz’s engagement? Are you really that childish, or are you jealous? Either way, I think this might cost you the friendship of your long lost sandbox love. What a shame. You’ll always have @svdies. And every other girl you slept with on the Upper East Side. Wait, no, they all hate you. Shit, and so does your sister, doesn’t she? She hates your guts. 

@benjoshi ––– It’s weird that you would vote for the end of the other couple’s relationship. When you and @mcsvns and I all know you’d rather be dating someone far different from Mason. Right? Was I not supposed to ruin you because you won the vote? Well, I am a woman of my word. So I’ll be back for you later. By no means is this me telling you that you are safe.

@cvrsons ––– Your own cousin? Really? How absolutely tacky. I’d hate to be at your next Thanksgiving. Who will explain it to Grandma?

There’s more. There’s tons more. But I’m quite enjoying all this champagne. So I’m going to return to the party. As you all should, too. I’ll be back, but feel free to let down that guard. The moral of the story here, is that you’re all terrible people. Have fun!

ANONYMOUS SENDER: It's your funeral. Say goodbye to Lover Boy...

ANONYMOUS SENDER: You have one hour to reconsider.

ANONYMOUS SENDER: There seem to have been complaints, recently, that I have been too kind since my return. So I pose the question, of our two favorite "Cemented" Relationships, which ones are REAL? And which are just for the press? Which one's should have crumpled long ago? Let's take a look, shall we?

ANONYMOUS SENDER: We've got our very own John Bender, hockey extraordinaire, and M&M, who claims that she gladly eats all she wants. We all wish we had that metabolism. Or maybe that was hyberbole...

ANONYMOUS SENDER: And then there's Lover Boy and Goody Two Shoes. Gorgeous model and entrepreneur, and her Wall Street Hero. The perfect couple. Ish.

ANONYMOUS SENDER: So, here's where the audience participation comes in to play. Which one should I expose? They've both got very real secrets that could do very real damage. This gala is far from over, and nobody can leave just yet. I've got dirt on all your backs, and if you want to keep clean, you'll do as I say.