#5mind

₊ ⊹ @5mind. meme. still accepting!

i was in a really bad accident as a kid. like 4 - 5 years old. and i ended up losing all of my teeth, except those in the very, very back. so i was given fake teeth for until my Big People Teeth™ grew in! made out of porcelain, very realistic and they looked great. they clipped to my back teeth with wire. top row and bottom row. no one knew i had fake teeth either, they were incredible looking. so after the accident i was in the hospital, went straight to the dentist, got my new smile. so no one at school knew i basically had all my teeth knocked out and i swallowed most of them and got a fake set!!!

anyway im at lunch and this fucking kid is making fun of one of my friend and i dont take that shit. im either gonna fight you or i'm gonna get revenge somehow. i didnt box his ass, cuz he wasn't worth it.

so i just took my teeth out and threw them on his lunch tray. right into his taco salad

everyone at the table screamed and ran, they fucking booked it out the cafeteria and cuz the teachers and other tables thought it was serious they also left too. running.

and that's how i traumatized my entire class and many more

"Terry. What have you done."

Nero was already leaping aside to check for hidden cameras and listening devices. Normally he expected those to be from other spacefaring factions and their respective intelligence-gathering spy agencies. But the only thing that could match their cutthroat ways was an onslaught of paparazzi. Or the gossip-profiteers Antares was dealing with.

"Kinda hard not to." In the face of uncertainty in the form of a total stranger literally towering over him, Coldsnap holds himself taut in a facade of conficdence. "You're in the way." He says this like he hadn't actually been snooping around the stranger like some sort of busybody. But well, being a busybody was also part of the whole superheroing package if you asked him. Coldsnap wasn't a great liar. There's a pause. A miniscule twitch of a wrist. "Can you...uh. Even hear me all the way up there?"

"Oh yes, I can hear you just fine. There's no need to worry about that."

Shade turned to face the individual fully, tilting his head to the side as he peered down at him with some degree of curiosity. He seemed to be assessing him.

[ Late Night Wanderings // Accepting! ]

@5mind asked:

“Only fools and trouble come out to these parts at this hour.”  Now here was a man that Schatten hasn't come across before. He was built like any other man and really probably wouldn't be of any note if he weren't sulking around in the middle of the night next to a construction site in the middle of nowhere. Oh, also he was limping. [ via @shelledsnientist fuckit mantispunch softlaunch ]

" Hmmm~? Is zhat so? Zhen I must be a troublesome fool! "

The vigilante answers joyful as ever as she eyed the stranger. Nah, he didn't looked familiar. At least she is pretty sure she hasn't seen him before. But wasn't he a bit suspicious? Not that it's rare to see someone out in the middle of the night. But usually people didn't linger around near construction sites in the middle of the night.

" But you are also out at zhis hour! So vhat are you? Trouble or a fool~? "

(( daaaaaamn that dress is covering nothing kdkdkkffj

"Pfft, you hardly need any tutoring from me where that's concerned," Doom scoffs in return, not really taking offense. She's used to Coldsnap's jabs and actually gets a kick out of the banter.

That's actually what keeps her coming back, in part - the amusement of their interactions. He's funny, or at least, she finds the way he acts funny. He's a funny guy. He apparently hates everyone and everything and yet he tries so hard to care. Or rather, it's the other way around - he cares so much about everyone and everything and tries so hard to let everyone know how much he doesn't care. And no one ever thanks him for it, do they?

Maybe she relates to that a little bit too much.

When they'd first met, she'd been in a different place then, mentally, emotionally. Physically, even. She doesn't think she's anything like she was then, now. Coldsnap might think differently, but she knows how much she's changed. She can feel it in herself. Knows it because she's lived it. Is still living it. She can feel it in the way she moves and breathes and speaks. She wouldn't be half as conversational now if she was still the same way she was then. Hell, she'd probably already tried to set fire to him by now.

Doom stands there with her hands in her pockets, the wreckage settling around them, and watches him kick at the remains of the machine they just felled. May as well let him get his frustration out on it. He needs it.

For munday send 😰 for one of the muns hear me outs