You stash Terry in your PUZZLE MODUS. It's quite a handy modus, allowing you to captchalogue objects of any size, as long as you can fit them all in a finite space by maneuvering the cards around like a big game of Tetris.
*whistles*
Wallet Modus, eat your heart out. We have a new frontrunner for the best inventory system in the comic.
The space in your inventory is mainly hogged up by one incredibly huge thing. You guess you should get rid of it. But you can't shake the feeling you might need it someday, and you don't want to risk ditching it and be caught with your pants down later.
Well, a card that size could potentially contain the Frog Temple, or even the god damn Forge.
In fact, if it's not one of those two, I don't know what it is. They're the only structures I can think of that would require a card that size, unless Jake just arbitrarily captchalogued a chunk of the island.
On your worktable there are a few comic books starring your favorite heroine of all, SPIDER-GIRL. You don't know what it is, but there's something about a girl who has spidery powers and a sassy attitude that is just so cool to you. It's just another quirky fact about you that definitely doesn't have any greater significance, and never will.
Vriska Serket is going to eat you alive, spit out the bones, and toss what's left off a cliff.
Forcing the comics into your puzzle sylladex knocked out a bunch of other crap. You have seriously got to reorganize this thing. What were you even thinking captchaloguing all those bullets one at a time, anyway?
Do you know how long it's been since we've seen an honest-to-god modus shenanigan?
Too long. It has been too fucking long since we last saw Homestuck's most enduring gag. Four thousand pages in, and this shit still gets a chuckle out of me, and probably always will.
















