#3lives

Deadliest Session

Session 9, 13 deaths

(Honorable mention session 7, 12 deaths)

Most Deaths

Cleo, Mumbo, Joel, and Pearl all tie for this award with 5 deaths each

Least Deaths (requested by @cyanroads )

Jimmy Solidarity with only 2 deaths

First Death

Grian, killed by BDubs

Session 1

First Permadeath

Jimmy Solidarity

Session 7

Last Dark Green

Pearl PearlescentMoon

Session 8

Last Green

Cleo ZombieCleo

Session 8

Last Yellow

Martyn InTheLittleWoods

Session 9

First Red

Joel SmallishBeans

Session 2

Least Deadly Session

Tie between sessions 1 and 3 (1 death each)

Most Recorded Lives

Tango TangoTek

9 lives at the end of session 1/start of session 2

Last to Change Lives

BigB Bigbst4tz2

Stayed on his starting lives only until session 7

Winner of Last Life

Scott Smajor Dangthatsalongname

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Smajor: I think today’s going to be a red day. As in a lot of people making it to red. Or making it past red.

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Smajor: The rest of your stuff is down there. I did see you trying to dig a little trap, though.

BigB: No you didn’t.

Smajor: No I didn’t. 

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Grian: I feel like Joel’s had a really big brain idea with this wolves, I’m not sure anyone can really hit him. That’s why I was thinking we take him out with TNT.

GoodTimesWithScar: Not only do they have teeth, but they also lag me out. It’s kind of a dual weapon.

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InTheLittleWood: I wanna cuddle before you die. Come on. We were the last two yellows, can I have a cuddle?

Smajor: You’ve got BigB now, leave me alone. 

InTheLittleWood: I never wanted Jimmy to die. I said from the beginning that it was—

Smajor: You let Skizz kill him!

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Bdubs: Hopefully I will be back soon. If I’m not, make me a grave.

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Impulse: Here, I wanna show you something upstairs, Bdubs, if you’ve got a second. 

Bdubs: Okay, I’m coming up.

Impulse: Maybe even test it. I might blow up your crastle. 

Bdubs: Wait, I’m gettin’ Boomers memories. I’ve done testing before. 

Tango: The science is happening before our eyes. 

Impulse: This is just a little TNT launcher, it should launch out there—

Bdubs: *standing in certain death spot* Do I stand here?

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Bdubs: Boomers are back, baby.

Tango: We’re getting the band back together!

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Impulse: Do you like my disappearance trick?

Smajor: They all took it as an act of betrayal, to be fair.

Impulse: What? No! Oh no!

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Tango: I’m not gonna lie. You go out with them and they both die and you come back alive.

Impulse: Ah-huh! That’s because I have the fishing rod of power.

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GoodTimesWithScar: Martyn doesn’t have any gear, right?

Impulse: Yeah. 

GoodTimesWithScar: Okay, so they probably retreated to equip themselves. Should we straight-up raid Dogwarts?

Impulse: Oh my gosh.

Tango: I mean it’s just the three of them, right?

Impulse: That is cut-throat. 

GoodTimesWithScar: Finish, just finish off these kids.

Tango: Let’s finish it.

Bdubs: Put them out of their misery!

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Impulse: You’ve got anvils?

Grian: I’ve actually been picking up anvils as the day has gone on, so I can try and get a cartoon kill.

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Etho: Oh no you don’t. No you don’t. That doesn’t work against me.

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Bdubs: Impulse, they gave me a clock. *sword strike*. So, I have to do this. I have to. 

GoodTimesWithScar: *in the background* Oh, I love Bdubs.

Impulse: Day one crew! What are you doing?

Bdubs: They gave me a clock. They gave me a clock. Sorry.

Impulse: Bd—

GoodTimesWithScar: Oh my god he did it. 

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GoodTimesWithScar: Do I look like Kylo Ren?

Tango: A little bit. With shiny pants.

GoodTimesWithScar: I’ve been told this.

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GoodTimesWithScar: I’m okay if you want to do some trample cropping?

Bdubs: Trample crops in Dogwarts?

GoodTimesWithScar: Ah-hah, sounds like a game, guys!

Tango: That’s the plan. We’re gonna starve em out. 

Bdubs: Yes!

GoodTimesWithScar: Oh this is gonna be amazing.

Bdubs: Starvation tactics.

Tango: Old-school siege warfare.

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SmallishBeans: Welcome back to 3rd Life, where things happened. That’s all Im gonna say.

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GoodTimesWithScar: I have something to quickly show you that’s really funny, before I show you the best thing ever. Look. I stole renchanting’s enchanter. That’s literally like stealing the Sorting Hat from Hogwarts. 

SmallishBeans: Nice. That’s what, your fifth enchanting table now?

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SmallishBeans: These are all my dogs. Just kidding, come through here.

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GoodTimesWithScar: Joel, wonderfulest Joel.

SmallishBeans: Hey, how’s it going! Do you all like dogs?

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SmallishBeans: Oh, I really want to attack someone. But I don’t want to lose my alliance, because that would suck. So I have to attack someone on the renchanting side. 

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SmallishBeans: Hey Martyn. Do you like dogs?

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SmallishBeans: It’s kinda hard to do a surprise attack with this many dogs.

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 GoodTimesWithScar: Sounds like you need to take a nap in your coffin. 

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GoodTimesWithScar: I usually like to not announce myself now, so I can overhear secret plans. 

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Bdubs: Scar, I’ve got an arrow in my back pocket with your name on it, just in case. 

GoodTimesWithScar: Do you mean if I run out of arrows?

Bdubs: Yes. No, not if you run out of arrows!

GoodTimesWithScar: I love our little relationship here, I think this is just such a wonderful alliance. 

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Grian: Who’s blood are you out for?

GoodTimesWithScar: Nobody’s!

Grian: Nobody’s?

GoodTimesWithScar: I’ve done all my deeds. 

Grian: So you don’t care?

GoodTimesWithScar: Just kidding. I want to kill Ren. 

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Grian: I have to tell you that there’s quite a few people after last session, that decided that you really need to die. And they were furious that you managed to survived, and they’re out for your blood. They’re not going to negotiate with you, nothing, that’s it. Scar, if they see you, they will just straight-up kill you. 

GoodTimesWithScar: I’ve talked myself out of some really sticky situations. 

Grian: Not this time. 

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Grian: Don’t break the portal! What if we put lava either side of it?

GoodTimesWithScar: That’s big-brain thinking, I’m sorry, I had small-brain thinking. Are you in a hole?

Grian: I’m in a— I’m not in the greatest place. Is— is that cheap?

GoodTimesWithScar: No, it’s the greatest thing I’ve ever heard. Let’s roast them like roast chicken. Now I’m hungry. __

Bdubs: Do you trust him?

Tango: I don’t know, I feel like he’s just picking us off.

Bdubs: He said— is he luring us? Guys, do you trust him?

GoodTimesWithScar: Impulse? I did give him the ender pearls.

Grian: I will say out of everyone, he does seem to be popping off for something every two or three minutes. 

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GoodTimesWithScar: If they burned that roof I will go up straight up there and murder them all.

Tango: It’s gonna happen. 

Grian: I don’t think they are, Scar.

GoodTimesWithScar: Oh I have a feeling. I have a feeling in my bones. Being an arsonist myself, I know these things.

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Bdubs: Impulse is up there.

GoodTimesWithScar: Oh, is this the moment where we push him off because he betrayed us?

Tango: I think this is the moment, yeah.

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Grian: Is this where we show our true allegiance? To each other, and that’s it?

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GoodTimesWithScar: He’s chucking arrows, but I’m invincible. I killed the king.

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GoodTimesWithScar: Bdubs, I noticed that you’re being a little hostile and you’re throwing nerf arrows. I have a clock. Will you come onto our side if I give you a clock?

Bdubs: Yes. I want a clock. Anything for a clock, thank you.

GoodTimesWithScar: Can we please kill Impulse? I just know he was going to betray us at any moment, this great friendship that’s been soldered together with a clock, can take down them all. 

Bdubs: We can take down them all!

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Bdubs: I’m great at killing! Did you see how fast I got him?

GoodTimesWithScar: That was brutal.

Bdubs: I mean, we had this whole day one alliance thing, but he was cheatin’ on us with every team in town. So.

GoodTimesWithScar: Oh yeah, we’re day one alliance crew! 

Bdubs: Yeah. 

GoodTimesWithScar: I don’t know if I’m day one alliance. I just kinda slid in and slid out of your DMs. 

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Bdubs: BigB, did you backstab?

BigB: I would never. I would never. 

Bdubs: Okay. Scar told me I had to kill you.

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GoodTimesWithScar: I’m gonna say something here Bdubs. I’m a little worried about something. I didn’t realize that Grian is on his second life and I’m on my third. I don’t know, he’s being awfully quiet.

Bdubs: You gave me the clock, do you want me to do it?

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GoodTimesWithScar: I have an idea. You stand here, and bdubs you stand here, and whoever gets the no-kill pass I don’t kill.

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Bdubs: Man, tough day. Who would have thought that a clock would bring two guys so close together, perfect friends.

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GoodTimesWithScar: Dude, we’ve been through too much. I couldn’t betray you in the end. I hope you know that. 

Grian: I was hoping you were gonna say that, but a lot of the time, I was uh, I was thinking: when are they gonna turn on me?

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Grian: Scar, I don’t feel good about this. 

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Grian: Scar, I’m sorry. 

GoodTimesWithScar: I’m so sorry too.

Grian: I’m so sorry. 

GoodTimesWithScar: I’m so sorry. 

Grian: I’m so sorry.

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GoodTimesWithScar: That’s how we made it through this entire series: being a wild card, telling people jokes, and talking ourselves out of situations. When there’s like five people with bows and arrows pointed at you, the best way to get out of that is to say that you have a deal for them that they cannot refuse. 

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Etho: Maybe it’s part of a long con.

RenDog: It could be a super long-long con. 

InTheLittleWood: Double, double agent.

Etho: And he just couldn’t tell us about it for some reason. 

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BigB: It is stressful being a green life. Have you seen my hair? I’m balding. 

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InTheLittleWood: I mean what can he do? I guess he can’t do too much as a green life, I mean offensively.

RenDog: I mean, he could, for example— I’m just throwing it out there dudes, just a suggestion— he could waltz into the castle with an end crystal, place it down, punch it, kaboom. You might lose a life, but you’ll take out like four or five peeps in one shot. 

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RenDog: BigB, what’s your plan? You can come to the nether with us, but, uh. 

BigB: It’s gonna be either I die with you guys possibly, or I die separately. 

InTheLittleWood: Come to the nether with us, go on.

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RenDog: Those look like Etho’s dogs outside of that portal, which is really weird.

InTheLittleWood: Etho wouldn’t have betrayed us, would he?

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RenDog: I have no idea what’s happening with the alliances. 

InTheLittleWood: Oh, dude. It’s just the world versus us. 

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RenDog: How many more do we have to kill before this violence comes to an end, me hand? 

InTheLittleWood: You’re workin’! You’re workin’, my lord. 

RenDog: The blood is drippin’ into me eyes. I can’t see, I’ve been blinded by the violence.

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RenDog: We started selling books of enchanting, and now we’ve become stone cold killers.

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RenDog: We’ve shown loyalty from the beginning, we’ve never ever backstabbed or betrayed anybody, and that includes— we have to include etho in that to. If it turns out that he stabs us, I guess that’s the way that it goes. But at least you and I can go out knowing that we played with honour.

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RenDog: Once we had knights of the red table, everywhere we looked, and here we are alone. Completely abandoned. We’ve lost everyone we loved. 

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RenDog: We’re completely outnumbered, and we’re basically fighting for honour, at this point.

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RenDog: It has been an honour to shed blood with ye all.

InTheLittleWood: I wouldn’t have wanted to shed blood with anybody else.

Etho: Even though you shed all the blood, it’s been great.

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Etho: I’m in bad shape.

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BigB: This armor is a massive downgrade. However though, maybe it’s like, an upgrade? Ya get what I’m saying? It’s like two steps back one step forward. No, that’s wrong. 

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BigB: You can already tell that I’m really lost at like, my focus here. Everyone’s gonna kill me, guys. Everyone’s gonna kill me. What do I do. I feel like I’m just waiting for everyone to show up, and they’re all gonna show up at my door, and just put me out of my misery.

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BigB: We have flowers, so that just in case there’s funerals, we can visit those, pay our respects. 

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SmallishBeans: Let me at BigB. Let me at him. 

BigB: I did nothing to you. I did nothing to you!

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InTheLIttleWood: Change of pace! We’re now a pet adoption centre. Renchanting has become RenFriending. Come and get a little pupper today.

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InTheLittleWood: I can imagine it now. We’re all meetin’ in the middle at shattered Skizz Point, both parties there, and then we like go “Right, you know what guys, peace treaty, here’s what we’re gonna offer you”. I walk over, I break a hole in the floor. I immediately break a hole in the floor, place obsidian, walk away. Someone places the end crystal, right-click, everything explodes, everyone dies— ah, it’d be glorious. 

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InTheLittleWood: No, no no no, no no no Ren. Etho! Etho, they’re going for him! It can’t end like this! They can’t just drive us out and murder him on a hill!

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Etho: I commented to BigB that you don’t even need us, Ren. You’re just taking care of business today.

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InTheLittleWood: So I guess sometimes that’s just how it goes. You fight, you fall, you get back up again, but there’s only so much strength one man can muster until he can’t get up no more. But a lot of times it’s not even about the fight. It’s about the preparation, the journey, the friends, and the TNT. So y’all just remember when you close your eyes tonight, did you fight today? If you didn’t, you sure as hell better tomorrow. Don’t got no reason? Then lend that strength to someone else. Be kind to one another. Have fun. And until we next meet, y’all stay safe. 

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Smajor: Is this how you want to do it? Is this how you want it to go?

Etho: Not really.

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Etho: This is a dumb idea, I know, I know. But— Mary Poppins, you know? You gotta do it.

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Etho: We gotta run. We gotta run. 

BigB: I’m going. I’m going.

Etho: If you get caught—

BigB: I hope I don’t get caught here. Ahhh, this is so— 

Etho: There’s no fighting five guys like that. There’s not even any fries. Not worth it.

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Etho: Do not retreat now Ren, do not retreat now, just finish him off— oh no Ren.

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GoodTimesWithScar: Interesting that when there’s a battle, you guys ran up in a tower.

Bdubs: Wait, I thought that you were just thinking about it. 

GoodTimesWithScar: No, we chased Etho down, but then he enderpearled and hid in a mountain.

Bdubs: Oh, classic. Classic Etho.

Tango: Typical Etho tricks.

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GoodTimesWithScar: You think Impulse is a traitor, right?

Bdubs: I don’t— I don’t know if he is or not. I really don’t. 

GoodTimesWithScar: Are you covering for him?

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Tango: I don’t trust—

Bdubs: Anything

Tango: — anything about anything right now. 

Bdubs: I mean, I feel bad for not going, but like. 

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Bdubs: I’m on flame! I’m flame! Thank.

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Bdubs: This is not a good group of fighters.

Tango: No, we are— we are not the pvp veterans. 

GoodTimesWithScar: What makes you say that? I think you can see that my muscles— 

Tango: Ripped, I know.

GoodTimesWithScar:  --are well defined.

Tango: I would not want to tangle with you.

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Grian: Yeah, Scar! King! King! King!

GoodTimesWithScar: *in a whisper* I killed him! I killed him. 

Bdubs: You did?

GoodTimesWithScar: My heart’s beating kinda fast. 

Bdubs: And Etho too?

GoodTimesWithScar: Turn the oxygen up here, turn the oxygen up. Just give it a couple clicks. Alright, King, is there a crown for me?

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BigB: Wait wait wait wait, I have one more thing to say. 

Bdubs: Okay, Guys, come in for his final words, come on in. 

GoodTimesWithScar: His final words. *laughing*

Bdubs: Hold on, they want to come in range. They want to hear. 

Grian: BigB, don’t go out without a fight. 

Bdubs: Okay, he said it was important. 

BigB: It’s very important. *attacks Grian*

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Bdubs: Look at the chat, bang bang bang. When I really need to go to town, I do, don’t I. 

GoodTimesWithScar: Oh, I didn’t realize— oh baby a triple. 

Bdubs: Yeah, triple.

GoodTimesWithScar: Wow.

Bdubs: One of ‘em was a 360. 

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GoodTimesWithScar: Do you still have the no-kill pass?

Bdubs: I do!

GoodTimesWithScar. Okay, okay. Whew. 

Bdubs: And you gave me the clock! I mean I feel like I can’t. I can’t. I could knock you off this cliff right now, but I love this clock.

GoodTimesWithScar: You’ve got the clock, you’ve got the no-kill pass. I feel like we’re good. We’re good. 

Bdubs: I got— I mean— yeah. Until, y’know. Yeah, forever, never mind. It’s dawn, by the way.

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Grian: The kingdom has officially fallen. I’m wearing nothing that belongs to me, and I’ve even got a shield of the enemy. That’s pretty much a good summary of where we’re at on Third Life today.

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Grian: I’m technically free of Scar’s bonds, but I feel like I’ve got this moral obligation now. I don’t understand— I can’t let him die. I just— I don’t want to see him go, he’s like the most interesting character on the server, and I just can’t let him go.

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Bdubs: Did he just leave? Is he a traitor again?

Tango: I think he is.

Grian: We don’t know who’s side Impulse is on.

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Grian: You do realize that if we come out on top in this battle we’ve all got to turn on each other. You know that, right?

Smajor: Oh, 100%

Grian: Okay, alright. Just making sure we’re all clear.

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GoodTimesWithScar: Etho’s at world height, at this point. 

Grian: Yeah, I think Etho might be our biggest problem.

GoodTimesWithScar: BigB’s like ‘you know what? No. I’m not doing it’.”

Grian: Look at him, look at him!

GoodTimesWithScar: I want him off, I want him off!

Grian: Wait, what’s he doing. He’s looking in the sky. He’s shot himself. 

GoodTimesWithScar: He’s done, he’s done.

Grian: Wait. What? He’s got slow falling. Hit him! Hit him!

GoodTimesWithScar: Mary Etho Poppins, here he comes. 

Grian: He’s Mary Poppins! He’s Mary Poppins, y’all! Too far away. Oh, he hit me! He hit me while he was Mary Poppins! That was the most impressive thing I’ve ever seen.

GoodTimesWithScar: It was. I’ll give him a point on that one. 

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Grian: Oh no, Scott’s down. Oh dude, we should probably be there. But what do I call my sword?

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Grian: Dude, all I have left is slow-falling arrows and two potatoes? We’re gonna win third life using slow-falling arrows and two potatoes. 

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Grian: I got double-betrayed. First BigB— Okay, BigB got revenge by going for me, I’m okay with that. But Scar! He’s going first. I tell you, he’s going first. Scar, he’s gotten away with too much on this server. 

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Grian: I’ve been betrayed, I’ve been bamboozled, I can’t believe Scar would— actually, y’know what? I absolutely 100% knew that Scar would probably betray me in the end. Especially over a bit of paper. 

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Grian: Traitor! Traitor Scar!

GoodTimesWithScar: You can kill me. 

Grian: What? No. 

GoodTimesWithScar: For everything you’ve did for me, to keep me alive this long, you may slay me and take the enchanter.

Grian: No, I can’t, No, I literally can’t. I can’t do it.

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Grian: No, the spectators want a fight. 

GoodTimesWithScar: No no no no, we got this. We’ve got a friendship! Don’t let them break up the friendship. 

Grian: They said blood. They want blood!

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Grian: I think no matter what happens, we can count this as a double victory, right?

GoodTimesWithScar: Yes. We are— we’re good. Let’s do this.

Grian: Let’s let the ghosts count us in then. 

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