Since, collectively, 4 people asked me the entire fucking list:
1. What's the worst fanfic you've ever written/have thought about writing?
I think we all know what that is. Actually, I have something worse than sins of omission in the works that involves things like RL selling-into-slavery and body modification and training and shit. If it ever gets written it will not be published under my name.
(don't even look at me)
2. Admit to a kink you're ashamed you like.
mm...I don't really think I have anything I'm ashamed of liking. Bulletproof things that I like are humiliation/denial/restraint. Good.
3. Copy paste a line from the first smutty fanfic you wrote or fess up to a sexual fantasy you have about a character.
Uhhhhhhhhh.......
Jack Sparrow / Cutler Beckett, tw: non-con:
[Jack knew of such things, of course, men who crept into each others’ hammocks late at night. But being broken in this way, by Beckett, summoned bile in him. He couldn’t quite believe what was happening, and, woo weak to even fight, he lay there, feeling the agony of every thrust, the poison of this violation ruining him, coiling around him. It was a new kind of pain.
On the fifth day in his cell, he was delirious, mad with fever. He clutched at his skin, trying to draw the sickness further over himself, remembering things he’d lost.
This was how the brilliant youth came into his manhood. This was how his life would end. His father had been right. A filthy whore in an African prison. He wept, the last of his energy gambled on catharsis that did not come.]
(sobs in the dark)
4. Have you ever read or written RPS/RPF?
Nope.
5. Most shameful ship?
Angel/Spike.
11. Just how often do you think about your favorite characters getting down and dirty?
Frankly, it's disruptive and happens with alarming frequency. I definitely write in all of my classes.
13. Ever been caught reading smut/writing smut/drawing smut/looking at smutty drawings?
Let's talk about how my parents came to surprise me and my mom let herself into my open dorm room and there is SINS FANART ALL OVER THE WALL.
14. What would your parent/guardian/family friend think if they saw your tumblr?
I'm pretty sure they'd disown me. It's fine. My parents approve of neither porn nor gay. Good.
