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Tangotek: Explain to me how I survive this. I’d like to know. Is this a firing squad?

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Tangotek: Didn’t expect to die today, did you?

Etho: I was really enjoying it when you were dying, but then it turned to me. 

TangoTek: He didn’t tell you he was gonna do that, he just surprised you, didn’t he.

Etho: Noooo.

TangoTek: That was great, that was great.

Etho: I probably could have gotten out of it, but I succumbed to the peer pressure. 

TangoTek: The law is the law, you know. 

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TangoTek: I love your—all your PvP tactics, it never comes down to just swords with you. You always have a trick. You always have a trick up the sleeve. And that’s what makes you dangerous. 

Etho: You gotta make it fun, you know. 

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TangoTek: I’ve seen this clock before, what’s it called?”

Etho: It’s a hopper clock.

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Bdubs: What I need is two good friends and a really good shot. Would you be willing to come and lay down this justice over at the crastle?

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Impulse: Whoops

Skizzleman: You know what that means? I can go ahead and attack you! And die two minutes later. 

Impulse: Yeah I’m pretty stacked right now. 

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Etho: I’ve been meaning to talk to you actually.

Skizzleman: What’s up, Buddy?

Etho: Do you need a legal representative? Cause you might need a will.

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Skizzleman: *throws a flower* Is that valuable to you?

Impulse: It is now, I can go pay respects to Bdubs. 

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Grian: So i just want to remind you that we’re not the most popular kids in town. Cause we got a triple kill last session. 

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Grian: I’m not sure if that plan is going to work any more?

GoodTimesWithScar: We go all out and just straight to murder.

Grian: Okay, you’re the boss.

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GoodTimesWithScar: *seeing a house fire* I’ve got water, guys! I’ve got water, and if anyone needs to die, I’m open.

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GoodTimesWithScar: Just think about this. Your loved ones will be able to come and see you in dignity, instead of just lying on the ground like this. Ehhhhhhhhhhhh.

ZombieCleo: I don’t really have a lot of dignity, it’s not really my watchword. 

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Bdubs: Take the diamond. Take it. Cleo, they’re too kind. 

ZombieCleo: They are too kind.

Bdubs: Free bubble elevator?

GoodTimesWithScar: Remember us in your time of need.

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GoodTimesWithScar: Are you building ancient ruins?

Etho: I’m just building—I’m gonna show them a wall. It’s a double-wide wall. These are very special to me. 

GoodTimesWithScar: Everybody, come gather up here.

Etho: Get some light. And then you get some water. This is to make it difficult to pass by the wall. 

Bdubs: This is a TNT cannon. 

GoodTimesWithScar: This is a water slide!

Etho: No no no. 

ZombieCleo: That’s exactly what this is. 

Bdubs: This is the start of a TNT cannon, I’m a red stone genius. 

Etho: It’s a wall. 

GoodTimesWithScar: You guys have no imagination, I’ll tell you that. 

Etho: It’s a redstone-controlled wall. 

Bdubs: THIS IS A TNT CANNON. 

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Etho: Woah, okay, you got fireworks. 

ZombieCleo: Yeah, we got fireworks. 

Etho: Ahhh. Okay, I’m gonna—

ZombieCleo: Do you want to take your “wall” with you?

Etho: Do you not like my wall?

ZombieCleo: No, well, it’s a lovely wall. I’d just prefer it was built in front of wherever Scar’s base is. 

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Bdubs: No matter what happens, I’m not moving. 

Etho: If this was a TnT cannon, you’d gets some slabs or something,  maybe a ladder over here—

Bdubs: You watched my tutorial, I see. 

Etho: And then like this—

Creeper: *explodes directly behind Bdubs*

Bdubs: AUgh!

Etho: Something like that, y’know?

Bdubs: Was that it—was that the cannon?

ZombieCleo: *laughing* No.

Bdubs: Dude, that is amazing. You need to do a tutorial on that.

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GoodTimesWithScar: I don’t know how it happened, but I think I burnt the flint and steel but not the banner.

Grian: Okay, good job I carry a stack.

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SmallishBeans: Welcome back to 3rd Life, where we have been to the hairdressers, and we now have a yellow streak through our hair. Which has been pointed out to me, kinda looks like someone has peed in my hair. So hopefully we’ll move on to red soon, as I think that’ll look a lot more menacing. 

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SmallishBeans: Alright, I feel like I’m missing out on a lot of death, and I love death. So let’s head back to the surface. 

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SmallishBeans: I feel like I might be pledging allegiance to too many people at this point, but I don’t care. I’m just not gonna tell any of them. I’m kinda on good terms with Scar, and Ren. So I can just choose who I’m gonna betray. It’s awesome. Who should I betray? Them all! *laughs*

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Skizzleman: I almost did it cause I love to take risks like that. I’m an idiot. 

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InTheLittleWood: The crastle hermits attacked one of our own by burning Joel’s roof and in turn his body. 

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Grian: Skizzleman, you don’t want your series to end early. We’ve got netherite swords. 

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Grian: Dude. Scar does not listen to me. 

Skizzleman: Try. Try it one time. 

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RenDog: That is a declaration of war. So. I hope you’re happy with yourselves. We will be seeing you very soon. And you better be ready to fight, cause it’s going down. Mmmkay?

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Grian: <Scar come home>

Skizzleman: <We’ll bring him home in a box>

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RenDog: Unfortunately, that is a declaration of war. We’re locked in, dudes. 

InTheLittleWood: We’ve fought together, we’ll thrive together. 

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Skizzleman: ‘You hit pizza’ says Grian. What do you think we’re aiming for, homie?!

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RenDog: The banner is up and flying. Red Winter is here my friends, and we are going till the end. 

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SolidarityGaming: Does this mean all the red names are gonna come together? And we’re all gonna be chill? Y’know? All gonna be good? Gonna go on a killing spree?

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Smajor: You’re scary now that you’re red. 

RenDog: I am red indeed. 

Smajor: I have my own red! No Jimmy, don’t go near him, don’t go near him. 

SolidarityGaming: I’m stickin’ up for you!

InTheLittleWood: My red could beat up your red any day. 

SolidarityGaming: No, but, but. 

Smajor: My red could beat up your red? You probably can. But my red’s—here. 

SolidarityGaming: Say something good about me!

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Smajor: Is he a pirate?

InTheLittleWood: Don’t even worry about it. Little bit of pirate, game of thrones, Scottish...

RenDog: We’re having a little bit of trouble with the accent. 

InTheLittleWood: We?! Oui? Apparently I’m stuck in French. 

Rendog: Well, me. Me in particular. Anyways. 

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RenDog: Okay guys, I came in a bit hot. I’m a bit flustered. I’m sorry. That felt a bit aggressive?

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SolidarityGaming: I know whats gonna happen here, alright? We’re gonna end up partnering up with them, you’re gonna end up on the alter, I’m gonna be looking you in the eyes, and they’re gonna sacrifice you. And I don’t want that, alright?

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SolidarityGaming: I’m gonna make a book, and you’re going in that book, alright? We’re gonna have our own altar, and Martyn, you’re going on it. 

Smajor: Jimmy can’t write. Jimmy can’t spell, don’t worry. 

InTheLittleWood: If Jimmy did make a book, it would be labeled ‘people can beat Jimmy at PVP’

SolidarityGaming: Scott’s gonna make a book, and he’s gonna write you in it. 

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SolidarityGaming: He was basically talking about you being a sacrifice. One of us being a sacrifice. 

Smajor: Yeah but Jimmy, I have prot. v, prot. iv, prot. iv. 

SolidarityGaming: It doesn’t matter! He was gonna put you on an altar! I guarantee, someone is gonna die on an altar. I guarantee it. 

Smajor. Okay. It’s not going to be me. 

SolidarityGaming: Sorry, I’m stressed. I’m flustered. 

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Grian: But they have an Etho. 

GoodTimesWithScar: Remember, we just flash some TNT and Etho will follow us. 

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GoodTimesWithScar: And we’re just here to chit-chat. And provide gifts. Didn’t expect the gift part, now did you. 

SolidarityGaming: *delighted* No I didn’t. I didn’t actually. 

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Grian: Scar, I’m surprised you’ve made any friends on this server, to be honest.

GoodTimesWithScar: I have a lot of friends. I know Etho in the end, he’s gonna support us. 

Grian: Scar, remember, the second I lose this life, I’m out. You know that, right?

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Smajor: You’re both still our allies, even if you’re not together. It can be an amicable breakup. 

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Smajor: I feel like yes, he’s betrayed everyone else he’s been friends with, but at the same time, we’ve actually given him useful things. 

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InTheLittleWood: How are you feeling? Do you feel refreshed after the smitherines that was you last week?

RenDog: Let me tell you something Martyn. I got revenge in my veins today. I’ve been thinking about it all week. 

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RenDog: Essentially, don’t be too nervous, it’s basically just a causal test of loyalty, that’s it. 

InTheLittleWood: Sure. 

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InTheLittleWood: What’s death like? I never asked, the first time. 

RenDog: It’s a little bit moist, to be honest. 

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InTheLittleWood: You’re a cruel one, my lord. Funny but cruel. 

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InTheLittleWood: I won’t do it! You took me in when I was a lowly traveller, goin’ across the lands, searchin’ the four corners of this world. I learned that there was nothing in this world for me. Nothing but walls, corners, edges. And you know what? You showed me life. As much as I’ve taken it from you, you gave it back to me in bucket fulls. and I just- I’m with you. This is us now. This is us.

RenDog: It’s ye and me till the end, Hand. 

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InTheLittleWood: I’ve gotta come clean now, because you’ve basically laid yourself out, and been so vulnerable, and trusted in me.

RenDog: I stood naked before you, dude! You saw all me bits!

InTheLittleWood: I did! They were grey and long and I’ll be honest, they look strong! I’m only saying that cause it rhymed. 

Rendog: Well thank you. Ladies, gentlemen, everybody in between, get in line, do you know what I’m sayin. 

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Skizzleman: Martyn I’m sorry, I just, I got alarmed there. 

InTheLittleWood: You judged me before you even knew me. 

Skizzleman: Well, you murdered somebody. And you set me on fire, don’t forget. 

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InTheLittleWood: You mind how you speak to my liege!

SmallishBeans: Oh you shut up. 

InTheLittleWood: Okay. 

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InTheLittleWood: Is someone shooting fireworks?

RenDog: It’s Cleo. Cleo’s got some sort of crazy crossbow of doom

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InTheLittleWood: That’s one person from the list who’s managed to die now. What happens with the list, boss? Is it a case of, when somebody dies they come off the list, and then they go back on with y’know, good reason? Or what?

RenDog: The Black Book. If you’re in the Black Book it means it’s the end of 3rd Life for you. 

InTheLittleWood: Oh wow, this is all the way. Also, it looks like someone is sneaking into Renchanting. 

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GoodTimesWithScar: Etho, Etho, this is a betrayal, by the way. 

Etho: Yeah, I know. You should give the banner back. 

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Etho: Don’t water board him!

InTheLittleWood: If he doesn’t give back the banner, that’s gotta be the way it goes. 

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Grian: Things could start to get a little bit dangerous, I think Scar needs to put his clothes back on again. How—this series is 50% people dying by accident, and 50% ‘Scar put your clothes back on’. 

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GoodTimesWithScar: Do you want me to try to get them out?

Grian: Yes. Use Etho. 

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Bdubs: Wait a second. Water elevator? Pufferfish? 

Grian: Yeah look, it didn’t go to plan. 

Bdubs: I’m starting to put the pieces together.

ZombieCleo: Are you really just starting to put the pieces together, Bdubs?

Bdubs: I finally figured it out!

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Bdubs: Cleo, he’s trying to take our diamonds! Scar, try out this elevator. 

ZombieCleo: Oh no, not our diamond, that is so rare.

GoodTimesWithScar: I’ll meet you up, Bdubs. I’ll race you to the top.

Bdubs: There’s lava here!

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Grian: Success. Absolute success. Well, kind of. It was messy, it didn’t work the first time around. Like I said, all my traps work the second time round. 

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Grian: Look, okay, hear me out. This is how it breaks down with you. I’m Grian, you’re Etho. I’m trying to convince you to join me. You have to choose the one that you think Etho would choose. Hey Etho! Do you hate me, Etho?

GoodTimesWithScar: *Nods*

Grian: You do Etho? 

GoodTimesWithScar: *places TNT*

Grian: No! No Etho! Bad! 

GoodTimesWithScar: Okay, is that Etho?

Grian: I got a proposition for you Etho, right? I will give you a piece of paper, and a horse armour, huh? And in exchange you do what I want. That’s option one. 

GoodTimesWithScar: Welch, I apologize to say this, but no. That was my Canadian accent. Okay, for realisies? TNT again. *places TNT*

Grian: No, no. Number two, option number two—why don’t you help me blow something up?

GoodTimesWithScar: *gasps* I’m so down. 

Grian: You see? That’s how it works. That’s how it works with Etho. He doesn’t like horse armour. 

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Grian: *in a whisper* Don’t trust him. He has betrayed everyone we’ve been friends with. Just, be careful. 

Smajor: We will.

SolidarityGaming: But he said we warmed his heart. 

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Grian: Scar, why have you done this!?

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GoodTimesWithScar: Grian? I think I need to go kill one of them. They’re not good people. They killed Pizza. I’m actually slightly in shock right now, that they killed Pizza. 

Grian: *stammering*

GoodTimesWithScar: I don’t even know what to think.

Grian: I told you, they were aiming for Pizza. 

GoodTimesWithScar: They could have aimed at me all they wanted, but Pizza was an innocent animal—I wanna go out. I wanna kill them. 

Grian: Scar, no. Next session, they’re leaving. Scar, you can’t win 4v1, and I can’t help you in a PvP fight. *pause* We could set Etho’s castle on fire. GoodTimesWithScar: There we go. 

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Smajor: Where there’s a me there’s a way.

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Smajor: Wait, Tango was shot by Impulse? What? I don’t know what happened there, but that seems spicy. 

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Smajor: Etho was shot by Tango? I don’t know if I want to go over here. Seems like some cult stuff.

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Smajor: I was wondering, seeing as you decided to spit in the face of Dogwarts, if we wanted to get an alliance with different folk. 

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Smajor: Well that was another episode of 3rd life. We got ourselves some really good armour, which is useful, because we also got ourselves some enemies.

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Etho: You’re gonna turn on one of your Crastle people, just like that?

Bdubs: Hey! Hey. This is justice. This is justice. I still love him. But doesn’t mean I can’t punish him. 

ZombieCleo: This is all Bdubs, at this point.

Etho: You’re Lawful Bad?

Bdubs: Is that what it is? Okay. 

Impulse: Tough love is what it is, that’s all.

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TangoTek: I can wear my armour?

Bdubs: You can wear one piece of armour, and it has to be the filthy helmet that you wore last episode.

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Bdubs: The whole thing was a plan to get Etho. We had to get Tango first. 

ZombieCleo: Did Tango know about the plan?

Bdubs: He knows—He didn’t know. But he’ll know—

ZombieCleo: He knows now.

Bdubs: He knows now, yeah. 

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ZombieCleo: I still need to burn down Joel’s house. 

Bdubs: Right. Of course. That should be on the list. But why, though?

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GoodTimesWithScar: Someday, death will come. And do you want to be one of these fools, just dead on the ground, just lying on the ground looking straight up like a fool—or do you want to go to the afterlife in Style?

Bdubs: I mean, style. Style is nice. *pause* Is this a threat? The whole thing feels like a threat. 

GoodTimesWithScar: Noooo, this is a happy thing. Look at this, look at this. Bdubs, this is the executive model of the coffins.

ZombieCleo: Bdubs, he’s putting you in a coffin right now. 

Bdubs: It’s fine, it’s fine, he can’t touch me. 

ZombieCleo: You say that, he’s red, he absolutely can touch you. 

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ZombieCleo: *facing the fact that their base is on fire* It’s not worth your life, darlin’

Bdubs: *on four hearts, running into fire* But it has to be dark oak to match the rest of the floor, and we don’t have any more saplings. 

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Bdubs: The second those fools came over here I was thinking to myself ‘just do it’. The bumblin’ fools were putzing around trying to kill me, and sure enough finally they did. But it wasn’t without a little help from me. I wanted it. I WANTED it! Finally I’m red! As a yellow, on my second life, I can’t do anything. But on my third life, now—I’m a weapon.

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Etho: You executed him just so he would be a threat? 

RenDog: That’s right. 

InTheLittleWood: Literally, yeah. 

RenDog: So that one of us could be red, so that we could uh—

Etho: Wow.

InTheLittleWood: He created a weird altar and everything, it was a whole situation.