Bonjour, mes amies, I've got a #samtana update, and très interesting! An eagle-eyed follower spotted proof that Monsieur Heughan did indeed spend some romantic time à Paris with our Mademoiselle Montana a few weeks ago. Check it out! 👇
Let me present the evidence. So, apparently every Hyrox Fitness Challenge finisher gets a patch with the year they participated, some also add the city. This year it's a 2022/2023 aka 22/23 patch. 👇
Some participants put them on backpacks 👇 This is the patch from Rotterdam Hyrox, which was this past weekend.
Now, please pay close attention. This is what the Hyrox Glasgow patches looked like. 👇 Hyrox Glasgow was held about 14 weeks ago.
Here is a close up of the Hyrox Glasgow patch. 👇
Like I said, that was 14 weeks ago, and we know Sam participated 👇
Weellllll, here's the kicker. 6 weeks ago, Chloé posts about Paris. The post is a multi pic post. As you scroll through, one of the posts is a video of Chloé panning around her Paris hotel suite. And LOOK at what is on the ground, next to her bags, a black backpack with the 22 23 Hyrox Glasgow patch on it! 👀🤗
Closer look 👇
Even closer 👇
Here's a side by side comparison of the Hyrox Glasgow patch Sam received and the one on the backpack in Chloé Montana's Paris hotel suite. 👇
C'est la même chose, n'est ce pas? AKA Samesies. 🤗
And Mademoiselle M was definitely enjoying Paris à deux. There are two place settings on the table. Rumpled bed on both sides and multiple bottles of water, as well as a bottle of Veuve Cliquot champagne. Voilà 👇
Sooooo, unless Chloé likes to drink whole bottles of champagne by herself, has room service set a second place setting for an imaginary friend, and has suddenly taken up fitness competitions, the evidence, mes chéries, points to #samtana being real after all...or at least as of a few weeks ago. Oh là là and all that French jazz.
PS. For the inevitable frothers who will gnash, "But he was in England, or Scotland, or Belgium, or Holland, he couldn't have been in Paris!" Um, there's these new things called AEROplanes and they take you from any of those locations to Paris faster than you can order up an oeuf à la coque..that's a French soft boiled egg in its shell, you perverts, hahaha. 😋
Until next time, mes petits chous....oh l'amour, toujours l'amour...
