#c.m

Let me present the evidence. So, apparently every Hyrox Fitness Challenge finisher gets a patch with the year they participated, some also add the city. This year it's a 2022/2023 aka 22/23 patch. 👇

Some participants put them on backpacks 👇 This is the patch from Rotterdam Hyrox, which was this past weekend.

Now, please pay close attention. This is what the Hyrox Glasgow patches looked like. 👇 Hyrox Glasgow was held about 14 weeks ago.

Here is a close up of the Hyrox Glasgow patch. 👇

Like I said, that was 14 weeks ago, and we know Sam participated 👇

Weellllll, here's the kicker. 6 weeks ago, Chloé posts about Paris. The post is a multi pic post. As you scroll through, one of the posts is a video of Chloé panning around her Paris hotel suite. And LOOK at what is on the ground, next to her bags, a black backpack with the 22 23 Hyrox Glasgow patch on it! 👀🤗

Closer look 👇

Even closer 👇

Here's a side by side comparison of the Hyrox Glasgow patch Sam received and the one on the backpack in Chloé Montana's Paris hotel suite. 👇

C'est la même chose, n'est ce pas? AKA Samesies. 🤗

And Mademoiselle M was definitely enjoying Paris à deux. There are two place settings on the table. Rumpled bed on both sides and multiple bottles of water, as well as a bottle of Veuve Cliquot champagne. Voilà 👇

Sooooo, unless Chloé likes to drink whole bottles of champagne by herself, has room service set a second place setting for an imaginary friend, and has suddenly taken up fitness competitions, the evidence, mes chéries, points to #samtana being real after all...or at least as of a few weeks ago. Oh là là and all that French jazz.

PS. For the inevitable frothers who will gnash, "But he was in England, or Scotland, or Belgium, or Holland, he couldn't have been in Paris!" Um, there's these new things called AEROplanes and they take you from any of those locations to Paris faster than you can order up an oeuf à la coque..that's a French soft boiled egg in its shell, you perverts, hahaha. 😋

Until next time, mes petits chous....oh l'amour, toujours l'amour...

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For those who missed it, here's the basic gist of Sam's answers.

Andy asks Sam if he's currently single and Sam, of course, deflects, and says "If you're asking Andy, yes."

Cue everyone to interpret that how they want.

The gay brigade will immediately gnash "See, that's Sam flirting with Andy, he's so gay!"

The Shippers will say "See, he's being cute with Andy to hide his epic secret marriage to Cait!"

The rest of us will just see Sam's comment for what it is--Sam being his usual charming self, maneuvering around any questions that get too personal. BUT notice he didn't immediately and directly say "Yes, I'm very single." He said "IF YOU are asking, Andy, yes." Sooo, what does that mean, if it was someone other than Andy, then the answer would be no? 🤔

More Sam responses to Andy's questions and/or interesting comments...

After Priyanka shared that her husband, Nick Jonas, slid into her Instagram DMs, and that's how they started talking...Sam said "There is hope for us who slide into DMs." 🤗

Andy asked him about women sending him "titty shots," and Sam said "not enough." Seeee, you haters from back in the day, he DID appreciate it when I sent him my boobs as part of a My Peak Challenge. I coined it "A peek at my peaks." Hahahah, I know, anyone with a sense of humor would laugh about it, and know I did it tongue-in-cheek, but nooooo, these numnuts, with sticks up their asses, frothed all over social media about how "horrified and offended" Sam must have been. Bitches, please, my tits are glorious, if I do say so myself...and now we know Sam does appreciate a good boob pic. But, I digress...

BTW, those of you still sending him knitted duvets and dinner recipes, he made it very clear he wants TITS, Okaaaay. 😁

His most used apps are Instagram, Twitter, and drum roll please, Raya--the exclusive celebrity dating app.

Speaking of Raya, guess who has a post on her IG, where she mentions Raya? Yep, C.M. Here she is in a pic with a friend's baby joking about meeting the little man on Raya. But obviously, this means she's on it too. And my money is on THAT is how C.M and Sam met. And obviously, Sam continues to date around.

He prefers leaving voice notes to texting. Of course he does--he knows the power of that seductive Scottish accent. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

When asked if he sends dick pics 🍆 if requested, he said he likes surprise dick pics instead of requested ones. Bwahahahah! Surprise! 🥳 Imagine getting a surprise pic of TMGD, I would have to call out sick from work for the rest of the day to recover.

Things he considers romantic: mountains instead of beaches, whisky instead of wine, spooning instead of partner putting her head on his shoulder, candlelit dinner instead of gondola ride, I can't remember the other choice, for this next one, because I blacked out and only heard him say he'd choose sex in the back of a limo. He said that this is a little dangerous, but that he is a rule breaker. Said he would like to have sex in public, but is probably too scared. Prefers a rom com instead of horror movie, and working out together with a date.

Andy asked him what his type is and he, once again, seemed to deflect, and went for "intelligence, good conversation." Then he, out of left field, said he likes someone to pick him up and throw him around. I immediately thought of Karina Elle, who can literally break a watermelon with her thighs (there's video on her IG, I think), and what she could do to poor Sam. Imagine the things on Sam she could crush with those muscular thighs? Maybe it's a good thing they are seemingly not dating anymore. 🤷‍♀️

Andy followed up by asking him "Do you like to be dominated ? "Yes I guess I'm open to anything." I literally got a lady boner when Sam said this. Maybe our angel face 😇 isn't so vanilla after all.😈 Dreams do come true!

Rapid fire answers. Sam said yes to:

Ghosting someone after one date 😉, giving a fake number if not interested in the person, sliding into someone's DM's if you're interested in them, sex on the first date. He hesitated when answering if it's okay to date a friend's ex, but ultimately said not okay. When asked if he would rather give up oral sex or cheese for the rest of his life, he quickly said "cheeese." Duh. I mean, anyone who chooses cheese over oral sex is getting some bad head. I love me some cheese, but there's not any Brie in all of France that would make me give up toe- curling orgasms from oral. But I digress, again. Isn't it getting hot in here? Sweating.

Then Andy asked "Sending nudes to your partner when you're famous-- live it up or live to regret it?" Sam's answer: "Live it up." Soooo, this means these lucky bitches who have dated Sam have him in all his glorious, golden delicious Scottishness saved somewhere in the Cloud and/or Google pics. And yes, even the married ones. C'mon, WHO is deleting any of that? NO ONE.

Andy asked him if it's normal or not to "be super close with an ex when you're in a new relationship or not." And Sam smiled and said "normal." But we already knew this, go look at all the exes who still follow him and many still "like" his pics. It's hard to stay mad at him. Charm galore.

The last few questions were anticlimactic.

"How soon before its okay to pass gas in front of a partner freely?" Fine, wait it out or never? Sam's answer: "Wait it out."

"Who is the biggest gossip between the two of you, Priyanka or Sam?" Priyanka answered Sam. Sam acted sheepish.

And finally, the one meal he could eat all day, every day: "Burgers and pizza."

Unfortunately, I'm in work hell, with the usual bad cell phone reception, and very few breaks, so I don't feel I can do a post that can fully say what I want to say. But I will say this: C.M.'s account has always been private, her avi pic is of her when a make up artist did a photo shoot and put A LOT of make up on her. That's not what she normally looks like. And finally, for the love of God, if you're going to go bombard her with follow requests now, PLEASE use a non Outlander related account and/or make your account private, so she can't see who you follow.

More on this later when I get home in the evening...

Anon is referring to Chloe's bio on Instagram. 👇

Like I said before, she's got a very tongue-in-cheek sense of humor. All her posts have funny and cheeky captions. I thought it was pretty obvious that she's not being serious in her bio. But here's the explanation for anyone who doesn't get it. 👇

In her bio, she's just kidding around that love is usually a complicated topic to discuss, so she's gotta have a full belly to have the energy to talk about it IOW "to stomach it." As for the inquiries, also a joke. Pizza Pino are Italian restaurants in Paris. Tony may or may not be the manager at one of them. Or she may be using the stereotype of an Italian name in the English speaking world. Stereotypical Italian-American names are Tony, Pauly, Vinny, etc. She loves Italian food, especially bolognese sauce on pasta, and has tons of pics and mentions of it on her account. IOW, her whole bio is just her being cheeky. Capisce?

Anon is referring to this from Sam's IG story 👇

My answer to the Anon is a big NO. That's just advertising posted by Sassenachspirits. Sam has never directly posted a pic of a woman he's dating on his social media, except for Mackenzine Mauzy. And that's because they were in a serious relationship for two years. He posted a few pics with Mackenzie on his IG.