Today's Walking Photos: Oh look – someone’s added a brand new poem to the neighborhood poetry post! And oh look – it’s a poem about the 12th anniversary of Pat’s Walking Photos! And oh look – the poet is none other than your humble walking photo purveyor! (fleetingly visible in the first photo…)

The actual anniversary was Friday – 9/17/21 – but walking activities were impeded by music activities, which has been kind of a trend here of late. I apologize for that, and I’ll use this auspicious anniversary as motivation to improve my consistency. As noted in the poem, sweet pupper Durazno is also supposed to help in that regard, but unfortunately she had a little accident last week on a hiking trip with my son and got a minor cut that required stitches, so she’s restricted from outdoor walks for a little while until it heals. But rest assured that when she’s cleared by the doc, she’ll be out there with me as much as possible. I’m so excited.

“YES!” 

12th year

Because you play Butters  @idontcareifyoulovemenotA young boy was scribbling angrily on his desk into a journal huffing. . and muttering.  “this asshole Mr. Stotch came over to babysit today! And you know what he told me . He told me to go clean his garage, fix the  shudders on his roof and to mow the  lawn!   OF HIS HOUSE!  . .    I told him no. . the guy was insane why the fuck would I do chores  at his house?? 

 I asked him this  I asked him this very question and he said.    “  Because my son is to young  I have to wait until he’s older. “   The boy spoke in a mocking tune still scribbling. . .My parents told me to respect other adults..  but this guy. .this guy is a WEIRDO .  Scott frowned as he broke his pencil grabbing another one..   I told him to shove off and went back to my video games.. 

WHICH he took away and put them in the garbage saying,  “Bad kids don’t get video games they listen to adults or else they get grounded. “ I went to go tell my parents and he took the phone away too!    Ripped it out of the walls and he looked pissed. 

But it's the science fair and I'm gonna win! maybe tommorow but I want to beat that stupid little Muller brat. His time has come to taste defeat. .. I will have victor and be declared King of the the school with my amazing invention

“Popularity everyone loves me  but its also fleeting. You don’t want to piss off football fans they’re crazy..  This one test I studied for and the teacher still said they flunk me if the Broncos lost this season because somehow its my fault?” 

“.. You either get people high fiving you or surrounding you with guns and pitchforks.  “