#102.3

YOU'RE LISTENING TO

*servo whirring*

102.3

*Nelson ramjet igniting*

REAL LANCERS FM

*Apocalypse Rail charging*

WHERE WE PLAY NOTHING BUT METAL, METAL AND MORE METAL

*ZF-4 Solidcore firing*

*Siege Ram impact*

THIS AIN'T SECCOMM'S STATION

YOU are listening to

*Rattling bones*

102.3

*Slime squelch*

Necromancer FM

*Ghost going "ooooooo"*

Where we play NOTHING but the darkest rituals and more absurd incantations

*Chanting noises with an awesome guitar riff*

This isn't your paladin's station

THOU ART LISTENING TO

*mens choir*

102.3

*marching sounds*

REAL PALADIN FM

*Sword clash*

WHERE WE LISTEN TO NOTHING BUT PRAYERS,

PRAYERS,

AND MORE PRAYERS!!!!

*Dudes saying the Our Father*

*Battle cries*

This ain't the Devine Mother's station~

YOURE LISTENING TO

*explosion sounds*

102.3

*printer jamming noises*

HELL FM

*hastur crying in the bg*

WHERE WE PLAY NOTHING BUT HORRIBLE, DEMONIC, WALL LICKING TUNES!

*demonic groaning*

*Retro-futuristic computer sounds*

Bo blorp yorpin bliep...

*Laser gunshot*

413.9 Yipyorp FM!

*Little synth melody*

Blurp jirgin na ba blorps, bleerps a moren barpes!

*Extraction beam*

Blep blornt bor earthling grimman's staborb!

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*

YOU'RE NOW LISTENING TO

*sound of him pulling out Justice and Splendor*

102.3

*+ENRAGED*

REAL BREAKCORE FM

*the whooshing of Gabriel's axes

WHERE WE PLAY NOTHING BUT SCRAP, SCRAP, AND MORE SCRAP

*sound that plays when you beat Gabriel*

THIS AINT YOUR FILTH'S STATION

*Gun cocking SFX*

You are listening to

*Radio tuning*

102.3

*Night vision activated*

Real 102.3 FM

*echo*

Where we play nothing but 102.3 frequencies

*High frequency beeps*

This isn't your old 102.3's station

Did you know people are still playing “French maid/master of the house,” and “‘But I don’t have enough for the rent’/landlord”?!

I don’t want to kinkshame anyone, but ... c’mon, get a little creative! At least the “criminal/cop” thing comes with accessories!

Sigh...

Here’s a link if you want the whole list (https://www.wbab.com/entertainment/morning-show/roger-clip-the-day/cPWvBI7teG5Ceif2sLiA2O/)