So I've only gotten a small chance to play Lancer as a player, honestly I'm now the only one who owns the game to run it but I'm too overwhelmed, anyway in my brief time playing we never did pilot combat.
I asked the GM and they said its because pilot combat is slow and sucks, because Massif "understandably had to prioritise mech combat over pilot combat".
Specifically I was told it was slow, clunky, poorly implemented and there weren't many unique abilities to keep a fight against more than 2 enemies fun.
Now I've read the core book but I'mma be so honest I don't have enough game running experiance to know if it would actually be engaging for the players.
Do any GMs have any thoughts? What's yalls opinions on Lancer pilot V pilot combat and if it does suck what do ya'll do to make it more engaging?
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Full Subjectivity Sync gotta have the most jarring tonal disconnect between its lore and its mechanics
Lore: I am one with the machine. Its steel is my new flesh, its wires my new nerves, its reactor my new heart. My veins are aflood with coolant. The edge of a sword kisses my armor and I feel the sting of pain, sharp and clear and cold, driving me onward. I dash forth upon steel legs and strike with arms of titanium. The hot wind of the battlefield scours my shining chest. The many-lensed cameras that are my eyes roll back in blissful anguish. The thrumb of my main gun echoes in my loins. I am an iron god. 🥵🥴😵😵
Its probably one of my favorite meme formats out there
Long post! For politeness, I'm gonna put a jump here. Join me after it.
Back in 2020, a reddit user named AlmWaffle made two memes, one about the Blackbeard, and one about the Pegasus.
Now, something you may not immediately notice about these memes is that their format is actually very restrictive. The only text that the Blackbeard and Pegasus memes use is text from that mech's section of the book. I think this actually makes these early memes much more impressive given that they're able to (re)assemble something mostly coherent out of a very limited text set.
I encountered these memes, and while I was bored during early 2021, I thought "wait, nobody's done one for the Raleigh." So following the exact same meme structure - using only text from the mech's section of the book, using the glaring red eye and the intense sexual humor - I did it myself.
I posted it on reddit to furious applause. I was initially hesitant at showing it to PilotNET because I worried it was too provocative and sexually explicit. However, I eventually did, and everyone loved it, so I made another one - this time, about my favourite mech.
This one was even better received than the first one, but I immediately started to hate it. I felt like I could've done better, and that I owed it to my favourite mech to do better.
My mood picked up a little with this one. I managed to throw in a lot of humour that was very specific to me (the bit about the Ao3 orbital laser), and the sexual element was so blatant that it no longer felt like creepy subtext because it had moved into absurdist text. I'm still proud of this meme. I still think it's funny.
The absolute nadir of my creativity with these memes was hit with the Minotaur.
This shit? Not funny. I hate this meme. This is the worst meme I've ever made. It's like more than 50% sexual humour by volume. The actual funny stuff - the mech delusionally obsessed with people not moving - gets tossed out in favour of ass jokes. Dogshit meme. I know some people liked it but I hate it and no longer consider it canon to my collection of Lancer memes. I will make a better Minotaur meme one day, I swear it.
My mood picked up significantly when I made the Monarch meme. It was the one where I liberated myself from the first mind prison I'd created for myself when I started making these memes: I just... stopped forcing sex jokes. To this day, I don't consciously try to avoid sex jokes, but I only put them in if they're the funniest possible thing I could say in a given sequence.
The Zheng meme represented liberation from the second mind prison: why was I forcing myself to use only text from the mech's section of the book? Whose rule was that? Who had imposed it upon me? Most importantly - who was going to judge me for abandoning it, and what right did they have to do so?
Freeing my mind this way let me make memes that were so much funnier and so much more creatively satisfying.
The Iskander meme is the first time I actually signed my meme and talked about what was going on with my life. I took a break from making memes for a while after this, because I wanted to lock in on In Golden Flame. That lasted until I got writer's blocked for a long while and got depressed about it, and then realized that actually, denying myself something I and other people enjoyed just because I had to have "work ethic" wasn't doing much for my work ethic.
What followed is what I would describe as the Golden Age of Vexposting. My memes started to get widespread recognition, and I was making at least one a month.
The Manticore meme is when I started consistently signing my work. All of the memes after that one had my signature on them. I assure you that it wasn't fully an ego thing - by this point, other people were making memes, and both their memes and the original two memes made by AlmWaffle were being falsely attributed to me, so I wanted to make sure that I was only getting credit for memes I'd actually made.
The Sunzi meme is special in that it has a co-writing credit - a guy called BRCR (who also helped playtest In Golden Flame) actually made a Sunzi meme so funny I asked him if I could make my own including some of its jokes because I couldn't think of ones that were funnier.
The Atlas and Calendula memes are notable as the point at which I stopped putting text on top of the images. I felt it was visually more appealing (and more easily readable) to have the text surrounding the mech instead of superimposed on top of it. I also signed memes with my Twitter handle for a while? Not sure why I did that.
The Balor meme isn't my finest work. You can see I kind of ran out of steam halfway through and decided to turn it into a tone poem. Might revisit the Balor at some point.
With the new widescreen format, I was on a tear for a while. And I started signing my memes with rearranged characters again, as Metat Aun intended.
I got to revisit one of my greatest shames and salvage all the good jokes from it, and repackage it into the new meme format!
I got to meme on God's Edgiest Boy.
I even made a meme for a completely different system, and the dndmemes subreddit didn't really give a shit!
After that, I was getting close to the release of my book, so I actually made a shitpost to advertise the Kickstarter:
After the successful Kickstarter, my output dropped off for a while as I started working on both making Act 1 ready for its promised release date, and on the beginnings of Act 2, the project that would consume my life for the next three years.
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One extremely interesting part of Lancer deep lore is that the Catholic Church still exists, and the implications of this are fascinating.
The existence of the Catholic Church in Lancer is evidenced by this passage from page 121 of No Room For A Wallflower Act 1:
Catholicism is such a prevalent world religion that it would almost certainly have had many adherents on all of the Ten, which meant that everywhere the Ten went, so too did Catholicism. The Ten left starting around 6000bu, and instantaneous FTL communication didn't appear until around 3200u, which means that for over 9000 years - longer than the current human historical record! - Catholic dioceses on old Earth colonies could not have maintained full communion.
There was also no contact between Earth and any of its colonies by any means (FTL or not) from 6000bu to at least 1400u, and realistically several centuries after that. 1400u is when Union on Cradle first turned its long-range communication systems back on and experienced the Third Trauma; they didn't start to send regular messages to surviving colonies until significantly after that - first contact with the Karrakin Trade Baronies didn't happen until 2800u, more than 800 years into the First Expansion Period.
This puts the earliest that the Catholic church on Cradle could possibly have had any contact with orphaned dioceses at around 8000 years. This exceeds the current lifespan of the Catholic church by more than four times.
It is reasonable to assume that in the absence of any possible contact with the Holy See on Earth, Catholic dioceses on the colony worlds would have to establish their own central authority - essentially, a series of definitionally non-competing antipopes. The realities of time, distance and differing environments would cause dogma in each separate diocese to drift.
We've already seen this happen on Earth: Irish Catholicism is notably different in character to American Catholicism, and both of those groups can pick up a phone and talk to the Pope! Meanwhile, some of the Ten went to planets hundreds of light-years away - even if you could send a question to the Holy See, by the time you got a response back, assuming your civilization endured, the cultural conditions that provoked your question would most likely be historical curiosities discussed by your distant descendants.
So imagine the nightmarish complications around 3200u onwards, during the Second Expansion Period, which is when FTL communication and travel became commonplace in the Lancer universe. This is a reasonable point to posit that the "Catholic Union" mentioned in Wallflower came into being.
Let me set the scene: the Cradle Papacy proposes, now that FTL communication is possible, to reunify the Catholic Church and return the faithful across every human world to full communion with the Holy See (SecComm was ascendant back then; this feels like the sort of One Humanity shit they'd pull). With Union's newly-built OmniNet, the Cradle Pope reaches out to the archdioceses of Karrakis, Carina, Tau Ceti, Rigel Kentaurus, Spinward Ultima…
Cradle Pope: "Blessings upon you all, from the Church of Peter the Apostle, First Bishop of Rome, in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit."
Karrakis Pope: "Oh, hey! Which one of the Passions are you Bonded to?"
Sparri Pope: "Blessings upon you in the name of Saint Anaru, who vanquished the Beasts of God and ate their eggs."
Constellar Pope: "I have a brain implant that constantly updates the Liturgy for me!"
Bishop-Regent of Ras Shamra: "Blessings upon you in the name of Malcolm XVII, Prophet and Final Pope, who harrowed the Nightlands."
Cradle Pope: "…"
Cradle Pope: "Guys what the fuck"
The Catholic Union in 5016u must be an absolutely batshit compromise between a multitude of utterly incompatible regional dogmas that exists broadly so that these separate churches can exercise collective political authority.
… so actually, kinda like the Catholic Church has always been.