#1. no

I was retaliated against by a previous employer so hard that I had to submit to an interview with an official from a three-letter-agency and none of the questions he asked made me sweat like this one

2) do you have or want to have children?

You again? Give it a rest.

well, do you mean “useful” in the sense of, “was it an accurate representation of what was said?” or in the sense of, “did I even want a transcription of this spam call?” or in the sense of, “did I need that laugh?”

>:(