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teen and up audiences

wip (last updated mar. 8)

3164 words

adam birkholtz/justin oluransi

In only a few short minutes, a limousine would pull up and deposit the first batch of gorgeous women into his lap. Then another limousine would provide the second round. And then a third. His only job would be to determine which women he found most attractive, with which he could see a potential for love.

As if the situation weren’t surreal enough, he’d had only two weeks to prepare for the next several months of his life. Two weeks to turn his life upside down.

As usual, he blamed Lardo.

“It’s okay, babe. You can do this. We’ve been preparing for this.” Harry guided, breathing with me. He had a hold of my hand, smoothing my hair back away from my face.

“Don’t fucking tell me I can do this! I’m going into fucking labor, Harold!” I yelled, throwing my head back against the limo seat. The next contraction that came was worse than the first one, and I’m not afraid to admit, I screamed.

“Fuck you, Harry! Fuck you for doing this to me!”

“Louis, babe, you have to stay calm until we get to the hospital. It could be bad on the baby.” Harry advised, stroking my hand with his thumb. He looked over at our three best friends and band mates, sighing.

“Can we do anything?” Liam asked, afraid of my reaction.

“You can sit there,” I warned, lifting my head to glare at him. “And be quiet. You’re not nine months pregnant, and going into labor. You have no idea how bad this fucking hurts, and it’s all Harry’s fault because he can't wrap his dick!”

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mature

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2 535 words

completed

eric bittle/jack zimmermann

Bitty's been sent flowers. His friends think this means the guy who serves macaroni in the cafeteria is in love with him.

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4 049 words

completed

eric bittle/jack zimmermann

The Captain of the Providence Falconers lives in Bitty’s neighborhood.

Well, more specifically, he lives somewhere within jogging distance of Bitty’s barely surviving first venture into small business ownership.

During the preseason, he visits Bitty’s bakery at exactly 6:35 in the morning every weekday, without fail. He keeps his gorgeous blue eyes trained on anything and everything that isn’t another human being the entire time he’s there. And he only ever buys a cup of coffee.

teen and up audiences

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4 123 words

completed

derek nurse/william poindexter, adam birkholtz/justin oluransi, kent parson/alexei mashkov, eric bittle/jack zimmermann, shitty knight/larissa duan, chris chow/caitlin farmer

Inspired by tumblr user shitty-check-please-aus’ AU suggestion:

teen and up audiences

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1237 words

wip (last updated jan. 20)

derek nurse/william poindexter

The first time it happens, it’s daisies.

Seven year old William watches in fascination as the flowers appear, line by line, around his wrist and up his arm. They’re just black outlines, with little yellow dots in the middle, but they fascinate him, and he watches as they grow all the way up to his elbow.

teen and up audiences

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3 002 words

completed

gen, whiskey-centric

Whiskey took a deep breath. "You're really, um, close with Jack Zimmermann, right? Like, more than just from being teammates?"

Bitty tensed. His mind immediately scattered in a dozen different directions, trying to anticipate where this converation was about to lead. "Yes," he paused to clear his throat. "Jack and I became very good friends when he attended Samwell."

"Okay." Whiskey paused to contemplate his next words, but the silence was too long for Bitty's comfort. Whiskey spoke again just before his upperclassman would have begun to physically squirm. "I... I heard some things... about him... Um, rumours probably, but..."