So I read that one oneshot where the reader stood up to Valentino and I was under the impression that they were not acquainted with the Hazbin cast so I wanted to shoot my shot.
“So,” Valentino begins. “You’re said no to me. What’s next? You wish to seduce another overlord with even more power for yourself? Is that what you want?”
He was trying to turn the crowd against you. But not today.
A mocking laugh rang through the club, stabbing even further into Val’s ego. You exhaled in a long sigh, regaining yourself before speaking.
“You compensating for something?” you snapped back through sharpened teeth.
“Can’t snatch up any bitches without being above em aih?”
You took a confident step forward, the crowd holding in their breath, Valentino leaning over coming face to face with you in response to your bold action, smile long gone.
“That's what I'd expect from you” you say without an ounce of hesitation, outraged by your comment he went to open his mouth before he was stopped by your index finger.
“Ugh, has anyone ever told you about breath mints before, cus by god you could use some”. Rummaging through your pocket you fish out a box of mints and pop one out, kiss it, then toss it to Val who fumbled to catch it.
“Enjoy it while you can, because it's the only gift you're gonna get” you said, turning your back walking out of the club with a confident strut.
Thinking back on it you probably shouldn't have done that, no matter what your pride says. Knowing him and his track record he's gonna be gunning it for you soon once he's got his bearings back together. You need a safe place to stay, and lucky for you your ticket to safety just witnessed your little spat with the overlord, and they were more than eager to talk to you.
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So, how was that?
oh my god ! ! ! I love this, this was perfect ! ! ! ! !
the sassiness, oh lord, Valentino deserves every second of it ! and the breath mint, please . . . he absolutely would need them . . . bald-head ass-
