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Healed, Be
A priest walked up to the desk and my computer went down as soon as I tried to check out his items for him. After I told him what was happening, he grabbed the top of my monitor with both hands and said, “Be healed! Be healed!”
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Library IT, having fun while closed.
Catalogs, Cataloging
I just had a patron who was working under the assumption that the catalog computers were the ones to use for online shopping. “You know, if you want to look through catalogs.”
Mill, Rumor
Kid 1: “I have an archnemesis. It’s Sophia.”
Kid 2: “Oh, I am so telling her! I have access to the rumor mill.”
Kid 1: “What’s that?”
Kid 2: “It’s a fourth-grade thing.”
Check, Spell
A patron came to the desk to complain that our (Canadian) computers are set to American spellcheck.
Co-worker: “I’ll pass that on to my supervisor and see if our IT Department would be willing to fix that.”
Patron: “All I’m saying is they’ve already taken our economy and we can’t give up our spelling next.”
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Found in the children’s computer area at closing time.
Time, Genealogy
One of our regular computer patrons came in today and proudly told us that he had traced his family history to unicorn fossils in the Black Hills all the way back to 300 BC.
Magic, Computer
Man [waving me over to his computer]: “Can you help me turn this Word doc into a photo?”
Me: “Umm, let’s see. Yes, we can do that, but may I ask what you are hoping to accomplish? There might be a better way to get to the solution you need.”
Man: “How about a flash drive. Can you turn my Word doc into a flash drive?”
Me: “-”
