#001827

Note: and here we have f/f/f 001827 for today~

Also I have this vague feeling that the prompt #91 Biker is all OnceABlueMoon’s fault.

Warnings: Smitten Tsuna, Adoring Sighs, Terrible Flirting-Slash-Love Confessions, Even More Terrible Sense Of Humor, Genderbent.

Disclaimer: Don’t own KHR.

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#91| Biker

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Outside the school, both Enma and Hibari were on their bikes, revving the engines as they stared at each other with narrowed eyes.

It was their 876856th bike race, and everyone in Namimori high was so used to it that at this point, they didn’t rush to the windows to watch them go at it anymore.

Well, all except for one student anyway.

Tsuna sighed in adoration as she observed her two crushes get all hot and bothered over each other and mistake it for rivalry.

Next to her was her friend, Kyouko, who sighed in resignation and shook her head fondly at her friend.

Off to the side was Hana, who loved to always snark at Tsuna whenever she entered Smitten Mode (which happened a lot), “Come on, we should head back to class already.” She rolled her eyes.

Tsuna leaned on the window’s frame and sighed again, “You know, my mother is always going on about how bikers were the go-to people for the best dating material, I didn’t understand what she meant until I met them.” Tsuna sighted yet again, and Hana felt a migraine coming on.

“Great, she’s reminiscing again. At least it’s not the muscles conversation.”

Kyouko laughed and draped an arm over Tsuna’s shoulders, “Now, enough pining, Tsu-chan. Hibari-san and Kozato-chan are going to race off any moment now which means you won’t be able to watch anymore.”

Tsuna groaned.

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#92| Kinky

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Tsuna pushed open the bedroom’s door, stopped in place, stared inside the room, and declared, “Kinky!”

“It’s not what it looks like!” Enma cried out, embarrassment flooding her cheeks with a flaming red as she was pinned to the bed by Hibari, who was brandishing her handcuffs.

“It’s not?” Tsuna pouted, “For shame. Should I leave and come back when it is?”

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#93| Moon

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“The moon is beautiful tonight, isn’t it?” Tsuna murmured softly as she leaned into Enma, who blushed but nodded.

The two continued watching the glorious sight in front of them- Hibari pulverizing the training dummies in the training room.

When she was finished and walked over to them, not a hair out of place, the two sighed in adoration, “The moon tonight is beautiful, isn’t it, Hibari-san?” They chorused, fluttering their eye lashes up at her.

Hibari looked down at them with a raised eyebrow and an amused twitch of her lips, “O-ho? The sun is still out.”

“Hibari-san!” Tsuna and Enma facepalmed, Hibari snickered.

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Note: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Disclaimer: Don’t own~

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#16| Dentist

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Enma curled an arm around a shivering Tsuna as the two sat in the dentist's waiting room.

The sounds coming from where the dentist was working caused Tsuna’s eyes to widen and his face to blanche. Not that Enma was doing any better.

The sounds stopped and a voice called out, “Next!”

Tsuna stood on shaking legs with Enma half-supporting him. Tsuna didn’t look like he wanted to go anymore, despite the unbearable pain in his tooth.

Enma pressed a kiss to his forehead, “Come on, you can do it.”

Tsuna took a deep breath and nodded before he marched to his doom.

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#17| Destroy

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Enma stared intensely at Tsuna, who was straddling him. Tsuna gave him a coy look from underneath his eyelashes.

“You want me to destroy you?” Tsuna’s tone indicated that he was holding himself back.

“Try your best.” Enma gave him a challenging look.

Tsuna smirked as he splayed his hands on Enma’s sides. He waited a breath before he moved his fingers into position and started.

Enma lasted three minutes before he gave in to Tsuna’s tickling.

Above him, Tsuna grinned in triumph.

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#18| Reunion

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“Enma-kun!” Tsuna shouted as he ran down the road.

“Tsuna-kun!” Enma shouted back as he also ran down the road from the other end.

As they neared each other, they both tripped and fell.

Hibari stiffened as he felt the two small animals latched onto him in their fall as he was in the middle.

“Hibari-san!” The two tightened their hold on him and pressed their faces into his sides.

Hibari awkwardly held his arms above their heads.

“Hibari-san~” The two repeated, sparkles emitting from the two f them.

They… they were aiming to trap him in the middle all along?

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Warnings: Excessive Use Of The Word ‘Drape’.

Disclaimer: Don’t own~

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#24| Never (Have I Ever)

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The group of classmates awkwardly shifted in place after the latest turn of ‘never have I ever’, waiting until the next turn, Kyoko’s, and what unholy secrets she may unearth.

Kyoko looked around the class and took note of the red blush on Tsuna’s face as he cradled the can of juice in his hands and appeared to contemplate throwing himself from the roof to avoid the embarrassment of living with the knowledge that people now knew he read R-18 doujins.

She pondered for a bit before speaking up, “Never have I ever made out with someone in this group.”

There was another awkward silence as no one touched their can of juice.

Tsuna’s blush intensified as he raised the can to his lips and took a sip.

Next to him, Enma hesitated for only a beat before reaching for his can and taking a sip as well.

Ah, Kyoko’s ever present smile dimmed slightly.

Didn’t mean to out you, Tsuna-kun, she thought, hiding a grimace.

And then Mount Gokudera erupted.

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#25| Hood

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Enma raised the red hood in his hands and stared inquisitively at Tsuna who stared back.

“What’s the red hood for?”

Tsuna looked mock offended, “I’m almost insulted that you didn’t immediately think of Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf roleplay.”

Enma opened his mouth and closed it, looking thoughtful before he spoke up, “Tsuna. I know that I am a pervert but I’m not that creative.”

“That’s why I said ‘almost insulted’.”

“Does that mean that you eat my grandmother?”

“ENMA!”

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#26| Car

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Tsuna stepped out to get his car before stopping in place, the sight that greeted him stunning him momentarily.

Hibari stared at him stoically from where he was leaning against the door to the driver’s seat, arm draped on the hood.

Enma, who was draped on the hood, smiled at Tsuna, “You always drape yourself over our bikes, thought we’d return the favor.”

Tsuna was speechless.

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Note: genderbender prompts :D and some 001827 :3

Note #2: extra-slash-early update in celebration of @onceabluemoonwrites‘s birthday! ^^

Disclaimer: Don't own

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#13| Red

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Tsuna slowed to a stop at the sight of a girl dismounting her bike, which was parked right in front of the box holding the little kittens Tsuna was coming to get.

She was tall and broad-shouldered, and when she removed her helmet, Tsuna saw her short-cropped red hair, red eyes and handsome face. She combed her hair with her fingers, making the short strands spike up.

Tsuna swallowed thickly; it was unfair how handsome she was, he thought, he was only a mere human and a goddess descended upon him, blessing him with her appearance. There was only so much his poor heart could take before he combusted.

The goddess crouched down, smiling at the kittens before scooping the box up. She took out a phone and dialed a number, "Hey, Adel! I found some kittens! Can I keep them? Really? Thank you! I will!" Her smile widened.

Tsuna choked on his tongue and slammed face first into a wall when he tried to leave.

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#14| Amber

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Enma hoped Julie never heard about what just happened.

Enma took a deep breath from where he was sprawled on the ground on his back with a girl on top of him.

She had long, thick, brown hair and beautiful, big, amber eyes. She was staring down at him with a blush on her face.

"Um," Enma started, trying not to think about their position, "C-could you please move?"

The girl seemed to then realize just what position they were in as her expression seemed mortified. She hurriedly stood up and rushed off with a few garbled words Enma could only make out 'I'm sorry' from.

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#15| Black

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Enma stared at her girlfriend in amusement and her girlfriend stared back, both embarrassed and determined not to be embarrassed.

"What?" Tsuna asked defensively, trailing her fingers on the black material she wore.

"You're wearing Hibari-san's gakuran."

Tsuna sniffed, "So what if I wanted to wear something of our girlfriend's?"

"Do you want to wear some of mine, too?"

Tsuna's eyes widened and she shyly smiled, "Yes, please."

Enma coughed, "Well, you're already wearing a jacket, would you like to switch shirts?"

Tsuna let out an incoherent scream.

(Hibari would find them later a squealing mess, wearing each other's shirts.)

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Note: 001827 enters the fray :3

Disclaimer: Don't own~

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#8| Blanket

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"Enmaaaaaa!" Tsuna whined.

Enma huffed as the blanket burrito containing Tsuna rolled up to his side, "What happened now?"

"Hibari-san did it again!"

"What did he do again?"

"The Little Animal Thing."

Enma turned to Tsuna, wrapped his arms around him and squeezed, "Oh, god."

"I know!"

"Hold me, Tsuna." Enma unraveled the burrito and curled up next to Tsuna, who wrapped him in his arms. The two then proceeded to roll around in the blankets, cuddling with each other and commiserating about the third party (?) in their relationship being irresistible.

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#9| Umbrella

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Tsuna despaired as he stared at the rain; he had forgotten to bring an umbrella with him.

He sighed and prepared to dash through the rain (because there was no way Hibari would let him stay in the school after the school day was over).

Someone nudged his shoulder and he blinked out of his musings, turning to see Enma staring at him inquisitively and holding up his own umbrella.

"You didn't bring yours? We could share." Enma's cheeks colored red.

Tsuna blushed, "Really? Thank you!"

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#10| (Dressed to) Kill

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"I'm in," Tsuna breathily whispered through the communicator.

"Yes," Enma said, voice hitching slightly as he observed the monitor screens showing Tsuna, "I can see that."

Oh, Enma could see more than that; he could see the way Tsuna's dress hugged his waist and hips, the way Tsuna's heels made his legs look stunning, the way Tsuna's lipstick drew attention to the curve of his lips.

Said lips stretched into a coy smile, "Oh, Double O," He cooed, "My target if you would."

Enma almost choked at Tsuna's teasing tone, "Yeah, you're clear."

Tsuna merely hummed in response and strutted, actually strutted, on his way to his assassination target.

Enma inwardly cursed Reborn to the ends of the earth and back; did he have to throw around a sarcastic comment of being dressed to kill within Tsuna's hearing range?

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Hi guys! 

I’ve been mentioning The Broad a lot lately when talking about Enma and Cozart, so I thought I should make a post with an explanation to refer to when people ask! 

So up first: 

Enma’s Height In General

Enma is indeed the same height-ish as Tsuna in the manga, but he constantly hunches- trying to hide himself- which doesn’t help much with trying to guess his height. He’s definitely broader than Tsuna, though. They’re also fourteen, and boys, so they’re going to be growing for a while yet too. 

Most of the foreign characters on KHR are portrayed as tall compared to the Japanese characters. For example: Squalo, Xanxus, Timoteo (if you take into account he’s an old man and has most likely already shrunken. The same counts for most of his guardians), Dino, etc.

(Notable exceptions: TYL Gokudera is one of the smaller guardians, despite being only ¼ Japanese. @aoife-has-fallen pointed out to me that this most likely was due to his time on the streets, where he would have had malnutrition during crucial periods of growth.

Strangely, Yamamoto is the tallest, with Hibari as the second tallest, despite their pure Japanese ancestry)

The ancestry of the Simon is not really clear- That their ancestors (the Simon’s first gen) were Italian is clear. That some of them have Japanese names is also clear, but then you have characters like Adelheid who’s got a Dutch/German name. Don’t ask me how she got that, especially when her last name is the typically Japanese “Suzuki”. Adelheid’s height seems to indicate she’s Italian, as she’s definitely the tallest woman in the series and probably also belongs to the tallest characters overall.

It’s a confusing thing, but in the end I just decided to say: “They’re mostly European” because Enma’s hair is red. This is no good evidence, as we all know manga hair colours, but I had to decide somehow.

On The Broad

This has a lot to do with the above explanation of height, just so you know.

After my whole thought process about Enma’s height and the Simon’s ancestry, @i-w-p-chan came with her alternate characterization Biker!Enma. And I went: Yes. 24-year-old Enma, shoulders like a closet (…Not sure if that’s the right idiom in English *rubs neck sheepishly*) and the leather jackets streching across that broad back.

Long story short, it became a thing were I imagined older Enma with broad shoulders, a broad face, a broad mouth and even broad hands! 

And with Enma resembling his ancestor Cozart so much, Cozart caught The Broad too. 

On Adult Enma Being Taller Than Hibari

Biker!Enma was incorporated into Fergalicious, a 001827 fic in the works, and @i-w-p-chan and I talked a lot (*cough*squealed*cough*) about the pairing. And she was like: I don’t get why people don’t ship this. Hibari can have TWO small animals!

And I went: Blue.exe has stopped working. Because I had visions of older Biker!Enma who was taller and broader than Hibari and still a little animal and my heart couldn’t contain it.

(It’s not KHR, but I absolutely adored writing manticore!Christophe Giacometti in The Land of Gods and Monsters)

This is for the ‘’How Hot’’ ask meme, right? If not, tell me please! Thank you for the lovely ask! :3

How Hot Is Enma

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

Enma is victim to his own beauty. Especially The Broad (for which I have this handy post to explain). Also, @i-w-p-chan ‘s His Heart Swells (And His Chest Constricts) will make anyone fall in love with him! Also, he’s adorable ‘cause he’s a Small Animal.

How Hot Is Tsuna

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

This is gonna sound weird, but despite the more tags that I used here, Enma is hotter than Tsuna. It’s just, Tsuna is at home in every type. Like, Enma’s LORD MERCY all the time and Tsuna can go from gorgeous to cute to LORD MERCY to pretty to adorable all in the span of a minute. 

(Also, Tsuna in a skirt TAT I’m at home in my personal fandom hells)

How Hot Is Hibari

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD MERCY

Kyoya is Pretty At All TimesTM, gorgeous when he brushes his hair and becomes LORD MERCY when he does things like saving Takeshi in a total Shoujo manner (long story, my soulmate AU Growing Galaxies which will one day be posted but is currently still in progress- No, they’re not soulmates XD).