#*unserious

your muse: i'm such a theif heh helena: thief* your muse: theif helena: i before e, except after c your muse: thceif helena: no.

aurora and northstar: please do not call us elfs or even think of comparing us to them or any other species known for having pointed ears, we're mutants, thank you <3 also beaubier twins, every time they get an opportunity/reason to insult each other: you elven [insult a plethora of name-calling]

northstar: hi. how is everybody doing northstar: northstar: i just self-reported x-men's war crimes to the federal government with all the uncensored confidential files documenting everything they've been doing on the global territory everybody: jean-paul what the fuck why the fuck would you do that northstar: nobody said hi back .and i missed you al l

star-lord put the sl in SLUT . is this anything

no one: helena w, being an elusive poser and con artist with poorly impaired social skills and the audacity to lie to telepaths and trained heroes: why does everybody think i a fraud? ridiculous. i studied victorian era etiquette and practised smiling in the mirror for 500 hours. i even bought the same crucifix as helena bertinelli’s using the money i wired from five billionaires so that i can be better at pretending to be a normal human naturally born of this city. this world’s people are soooo distrustful and paranoid 🙄