#*unserious

your muse: i'm such a theif heh helena: thief* your muse: theif helena: i before e, except after c your muse: thceif helena: no.

aurora and northstar: please do not call us elfs or even think of comparing us to them or any other species known for having pointed ears, we're mutants, thank you <3 also beaubier twins, every time they get an opportunity/reason to insult each other: you elven [insult a plethora of name-calling]

northstar: hi. how is everybody doing northstar: northstar: i just self-reported x-men's war crimes to the federal government with all the uncensored confidential files documenting everything they've been doing on the global territory everybody: jean-paul what the fuck why the fuck would you do that northstar: nobody said hi back .and i missed you al l

star-lord put the sl in SLUT . is this anything

no one: helena w, being an elusive poser and con artist with poorly impaired social skills and the audacity to lie to telepaths and trained heroes: why does everybody think i a fraud? ridiculous. i studied victorian era etiquette and practised smiling in the mirror for 500 hours. i even bought the same crucifix as helena bertinelli’s using the money i wired from five billionaires so that i can be better at pretending to be a normal human naturally born of this city. this world’s people are soooo distrustful and paranoid 🙄

my northstar accidentally speedrunning (heh) my dazzler's lesbian journey when she addresses his dear friend alison blaire as also homosexual like him in an interview or something not to out her or anything but because jean-paul can SWEAR dazzler has always been a lesbian and has come out as one in 2016. alison's like "i literally told you about my boyfriend Lobster Man last week" and jp is like i thought you were messing with me ali. as an atheist gay man the men you've told me about don't even seem like the type of beings even god would make. respectfully and northstar making a correction for the press but being his usual sarcastic diva self like "ah yes i misspoke in my last interview when i mentioned dazzler is homosexual. the word i intended to use was homophobic." and alison is calling him again stat like no hello no nothing just I AM A QUEER ALLY JP THAT NEW STATEMENT IS THE OPPOSITE OF HELPFUL