itās hot as balls once more and the a/c is actually working today but parker and hardison are still dying nonetheless (eliot is mildly uncomfortable but mostly alright because again, runs cold). p&h bought a kiddie pool and put it in the living room and filled it up a few inches by carrying water in from the kitchen and now theyāre sitting in there completely naked and zoning out while the tvās on. eliotās taken this as an opportunity to try some new ice cream and popsicle flavors (vietnamese coffee ice cream with chopped up oreo bits and strawberry mojito popsicles, both hits). heās walking back and forth between the kitchen and the living room to deliver frozen treats and other snacks in the tiniest possible pair of shorts that he pilfered from parkerās part of the closet, and a cropped shirt with the sleeves chopped off so you can see some side boob. his hairās also pulled up into a sloppy bun on top of his head. hardison is once again bemoaning the fact that heās sluttinā it up when itās too hot for sex and eliot says heāll give him another IOU (and by the way, who are they to talk about slutty when theyāre the ones who are fully naked????). parker actually wants one this time too because with his hair off his neck he looks very very biteable. also eliot can you pleeeeeease help me cram myself into the freezer, i feel like iām on fire š«š«š no darlin, iām still not gonna do that, but i can bring you some ice packs. okaaaayyyyyy fine, that works š wait wait hardison wants some too, okay okay i got it. also more ice cream. next batch is still churning, sweetheart, but i can get you another popsicle. fffffiiiiiinnnnnneeeeeee. also you need to come sit by the pool, i wanna pet your hair. okay, okay, fine, fine (imagine how tired eliot is. every day he suffers. and every day he loves it).














