#*nine

s03e03 –Bad Day at Black Rock

#all I can see is how tickled he is about it #'you humans sure do love to get it on with aliens don't you rose haha jk unless...'

It basically called for a mini comic x)

Story, grabs it and drinks it all: it's perfume

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Stella: Who was supposed to wash the dishes today?

Mica: Nobody washes the dishes! We eat food directly off the coffee table and you know it!

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Mica: Based on statistical evidence, I think I'm immortal.

Stella: Why?

Mica: I haven't died yet.

Stella: That's... not how that works.

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Mica: Jellyfish have survived 600,000 years without brains.

Ezra: A ray of hope for Alexi

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Alexi: I wish we could block people in real life.

Stella: A restraining order.

Story: Murder.

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Story: in my defense, i was left unsupervised.

Stella: wasn’t Ezra with you?

Ezra: in my defense, i was left unsupervised, too.

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Ezra: I've kidnapped you because I crave the deadliest game...

Story, nodding: Knife Monopoly.

Ezra: I was actually going to hunt you for sport, but now I'm really interested in whatever Knife Monopoly is.

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Stella: Remember, when you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.

Ezra: So kill two.

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Mica: Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest person to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for.

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Alexi: you shouldn't be using a straw

Pixel: i know, i know. it's bad for the environment

Alexi:

Alexi: it's just...

Alexi: a really weird way to eat spaghetti

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Alexi: Anyone else d-

Stella: Depressed?

Pixel: Dead?

Ethel: Drained?

Story: Demented?

Ezra: Disliked?

Alexi: ...Done...with the work. What is wrong with you guys?

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Stella: Why are Mica and Alexi sitting with the their backs to each other?

Story: They had a fight

Stella: Then why are they holding hands?

Story: They get sad when they fight.

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Mica: How are you a mom Claire? How can you be a mom if you don't have kids?

Claire:....SHIT

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Mica: All right, listen up you little shits.

Mica: Not you, Hero, you’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

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Stella: Story, we need to talk about-

Story: The building was already on fire when I got here.

Stella: What?

Story: What?

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Ezra, taping a small knife to a roomba: Be free, my child, be free.

A few minutes later...

Alexi, coming into the room with a small cut on his ankle: WHO THE FUCK-

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Pixel: I have bad news

Ethel: oh no

Pixel: I'm not a doctor

Ethel: but you just gave me surgery-

Pixel: *whiny voice* bUt YoU jUsT gAvE mE- shut the fuck up, that's why it's bad news

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Ezra: If I don't change forms every ten seconds I might just die

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Alexi: i’m a moderate, peaceful man

Stella: just yesterday you threw a chair at Ezra

Alexi: that was a moderate, peaceful compromise from the table i was going to throw at him

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Alexi: What’s it like being tall?

Alexi: Is it nice?

Alexi: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Ezra: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Story: It was one time!

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Alexi: I think I’m better looking than you Ezra

Ezra: I searched everywhere

Alexi: What?

Ezra: I looked through all my files

Ezra: I searched through my text messages

Ezra: I even checked my closet

Ezra: Yet I still couldn’t find where I asked for your opinion

Alexi:

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Story, holding a knife with a heated blade:Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

Ezra: It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

Mica: if you want information it is

Ethel: why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

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Mica: Look Alexi, when I text you “we are robbing a bank” your next text BETTER be “are we meeting at your house or my house?” not “have you taken your adhd medicine today?”

Mica: nO ALEXI, I HAVEN’T AND YOU KNOW I HAVEN’T ! BUT I NEED YOUR HELP ! when I text you “we are robbing a bank” I mean WE ARE ROBBING A BANK ! IT’S NOT A NEGOTIATION

Mica: I’ve already written my death note and when the cops ask “what are my demands?” I’ve decided on a helicopter, not because I know how to RIDE a helicopter but because I thought it would be a good bonding experience for me and you because we like that.

Mica: bUT LOOK ALEXI– tuition is due tomorrow and I don’t have the money so you bETTER MEET ME AT THE NEAREST CHASE BANK OUTSIDE MY HOUSE OR ! WE ! ARE ! DONE !

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Alexi: You're under arrest-

Mica: Aw damn it, I knew I shouldn't have committed all that tax fraud

Alexi: -for being so adorable!

Alexi:

Alexi: What?

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Alexi and Mica: *staring into each others eyes*

Ezra: *opens a soda can*

Alexi: we were having a moment

Ezra: and I'm having a cola

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Alexi: *running towards Mica to hug it*

Mica: *moves out of the way*

Alexi: Mica! Why’d you move?!

Mica: I thought you were attacking me.

Alexi: I was going to hug you!!

Mica: Why would you hug me?

Alexi: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?!

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Claire: Stop it! Do you want me to never talk to you again!?

Mica: ...

Claire: ... what?

Mica: Hang on, I’m considering.