#*loudly

i’m currently on a little beach vacation with some friends in a small town outside of galveston (see: v conservative). last night we went out to a bar where there was a local band playing. after 7 or 8 beers and a good 45 minutes of me and my friends scream-singing a bunch of creed, oasis, and ccr along with the band, i went up to the lead singer and told him, “earlier when we were sitting farther away, i got confused by your long hair and told my friends that the chick on lead was really cute. so as a lesbian, i just wanted to tell you that if you ever wanted to make a change, you’d make a beautiful woman.” luckily he wasn’t offended, and he said that he actually gets that a lot and his drag name would be cunt cobain! 😆

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