#transformers spoiler

OHHHH MAN I DIDN"T REALIZE THIS WAS THE COMIC WITH THE CHROMEDOME COVER W/ RUNG IN ALT MODE IM IMMEDIATELY SO FRICKIN WORRIED

Me: *sees that this is the cover with Chromedome and Rung in alt-mode form* *WORRIED WHEEZE*

IM ONLY ON THE COVER AND IM ALREADY FREAKING OUT

*Stares at Chromedome with heart eyes while feeling waves of anxiety* I love you my sweet boy pleASE DONT DIE I WOULDN"T BE ABLE TO TAKE IT

MAN IM SO ANXIOUS ABOUT THE LOST LIGHT CHAPTER

I JUST SCREAMED “UNICRON IS HERE OH NO” OUT LOUD

*sees Megatron still has an Autobot badge* *BREATHES A SIGH OF RELIEF EVEN IF I KNOW THATS NOT NECESSARILY INDICATIVE OF ANYTHING*

GIANT TITAN???? I LITERALLY SAID “OH SNAP” OUT LOUD

OH MY GOSH HE NAMED HIS SHIP “THE LAST LIGHT” I JUST NOTICED THAT

“The Return of the King” I AM SHRIEKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Since when did Cybertron have an alt mode” THAT"S A DANG GOOD QUESTION I THOUGHT THAT WAS A METRO TITAN

Chromedome’s casually like “Oh that’s Cybertron” UH BUDDY THAT”S KIND OF A BIG FRICKIN DEAL

“Megatron! What in the actual hell is going on?” THAT"S AN EVEN BETTER QUESTION RODIMUS

gosh roddy looks so good in his classic red and orange and yellow look I’m weeping

MEGATRON….

MEGATRON….

“I’m waving” RODIMUS YOU ARE PRECIOUS

It only took five pages but Megatron ALREADY looks so Done with Rodimus lmaoooo welcome back Megs

Grimlock: Megatron? Rodimus: I never thought I’d say this but…he’s not that bad when you get to know him Me: *OLD MAN CLUTCHING CHEST REACTION MEME*

Pharma: *points at Ratchet* Me, immediately: nO NO NONONO!!!!

Half of me: IM SO FRICKIN WORRIED ABOUT RATCHET I MEAN I KNOW HE”LL BE FINE BUT IM STILL WORRIED Other half of me: haha Pharma wants to brag in front of his ex

WH-

WHAT

IM SORRY I JUST

I CAN”T TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY, I JUST SNORTED SO LOUDLY

IT"S THE HAND-HOLDING FRIENDSHIP CIRCLE OF DEATH

NO THE FUNCTIONISTS KILLED ORION PAX

SCREW YOU GUYS IM NOT TAKING BACK MY JOKE ABOUT YOUR FRIENDSHIP CIRCLE I HATE THIS

WHY!!! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO KILL ORION!!!

oh shoot they killed Terminus too??? HECK DUDE

“Pax, Terminus, Rung, Nightstalker, Impactor…we’ve taken all those he ever loved” HE LOVED THEM

HE

LOVED

THEM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HECK

I HATE TRANSFORMERS I HATE THIS SERIES

I had to google who Nightstalker was GDI HE WAS RAVAGE’S PARTNER, HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU GOTTA DO ME DIRTY IDW

STOP KILLING MEGATRON’S CATS, LET HIM LIVE YOU MONSTERS

Rodimus: What are you going to do? Megatron: From your perspective I’m going to try and kill you MEGATRON PLEASE

DRIFT OH NO

I ACTUALLY GASPED OUT LOUD OH MY GOSH!!!!

I KNEW SOMETHING LIKE THAT WOULD HAPPEN BUT DANGIT JRO THAT WAS COLD

I KNOW HE”LL BE OK BUT DANG

My first thought, immediately after panicking: Oh Saling’s gonna lose their mind at these panels

“I am not Pharma, but I do think he’s trying to assert himself” OH SHOOT SO THAT"S NOT PHARMA

lmao “I’m not Pharma but he keeps screaming at me to brag that he shot your current boyfriend”

“You built a spacebridge into my mind” uH

“I met someone as they crossed the threshold. When they ran I reached out to retrieve them-” UH

IM LOSING MY DANG MIND “You’re talking to Pharma and I’ve got to say Ratchet you’re looking very-” GDI PHARMA YOU”RE KILLING ME HERE what a gay disaster

“I was Adaptus” UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Wait wtf Whirl’s on the Last Light AND with Rodimus? OH WAIT SHOOT IS THAT HIS KID ON THE LAST LIGHT!????? WAIT A MINUTE

AW….THE MEGATRON ULTRA MAGNUS MOMENT….OOF THAT HURTS MY HEART

OH WAIT SHOOT DRIFT ACTUALLY IS REALLY HURT HECK

WHAT"S A ZERO POINT IS HE GONNA BE OK???

“Let me look at him” Megatron I don’t think you have a medical degree for that

OH MY GOSH HIS FUSION CANON IS ACTUALLY A TOOL KIT….IM WEEPING…I LOVE THAT.

MEGATRON AND DRIFT ARE FINALLY (sorta) SPEAKING NOW IM REALLY WEEPING

Aw I know JRO’s super pressed for time with everything but I’m glad he was able to put that interaction in there

HA

There’s so many good things about this panel: Cyconus side-eyeing Megatron, Swerve ragging on Megatron’s interior design choice (even though Swerve’s favorite color is purple), Megatron defending his choice to Swerve….good content here folks

“Four weeks…Minimus I’ve not seen you in centuries” *WAILS*

I LOVE THEM SO FRICKIN MUCH

Local goth sulks in the corner and misses his boyfriend

MORTILUS WAS THE NECROBOT….I REALLY AM GOING TO WEEP

IM SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS

RUNG IS PRIMUS

IM LOSING MY DANG MIND

IM LAUGHING BECAUSE JRO, AS THE WRITER, IS ESSENTIALLY THE GOD OF THE STORY SO IT MAKES SENSE THAT HIS INSERT WOULD BE IMPORTANT BUT IM STILL LOSING IT OH MY GOSH

TRANSFORMERS IS THE BEST SERIES IN THE UNIVERSE

FRICKIN JRO “This is my oc, he’s god”

cataloging thoughts as I go 

HOOO BOY I JUST STARTED AND IM ALREADY SWEATING SO MUCH IM SO NERVOUS

“GEE CHROMEDOME, HOW COME JRO LET YOU HAVE THREE HUSBANDS?”

Dominus is so tiny wtf, I always thought he was tall but ITS JUST BECAUSE REWIND IS SO TINY AHHH that’s hilarious

SWERVE BITING HIS LIP, OH BUDDY ; ___ ; I LOVE YOU BUT IM SO WORRIED

I love that Rodimus Ratchet and Drift are high-tech robots but in the face of imminent danger they all IMMEDIATELY look ready to throwdown and engage in some traditional fisticuffs instead of like. Using high-tech weapons or swords or anything

(ง •̀_•́)ง

"To be fair, that's not conclusive proof either way" MAGNUS PLEASE

NAUTICA PRETENDS TO HAVE A GUN BY MAKING A FINGER GUN IM *LOSING* IT, SHOOT NO WONDER I GOT HER IN THE PERSONALITY TEST

Oh shoot I didn’t know / forgot Brainstorm’s name was Genitus

Uh-oh this is looking...suspicious (I mean IT ALREADY WAS but now it’s more obvious)

I love Nickel

“Just tell me what you’ve done” LOL. I love Whirl and his little squinty eye, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH WHIRL PLEASE DON”T DIE IN THIS COMIC

“There’s no time for flirty banter” I KNOW I LITERALLY JUST SAID IT BUT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH WHIRL!!!!! GOSH IM SO WORRIED 

RUNG!!! RUNG’S FINALLY HERE THANK HEAVENS sorta. I don’t know if it’s safer for him to be on-screen or off-screen WE’LL SEE

Re: Whirl’s entire convo with Magnus, see my above comment about me loving Whirl

hHHHHHHHH WHIRL PLEASE SAVE YOUR FRIENDS 

RATCHET BEING COOL AS ALWAYS

“I think I know where we are” WELL THAT MAKES ONE OF US, CARE TO SHARE WITH THE CLASS RATCHET

MMMMMM YEAH THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT

GDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII MAGNUS DONT!!! DONT!!! IM GONNA START CRYING DANGIT!!!! 

ALRIGHT. ALRIGHT COOL. I JUST WHISPERED “oh no” OUT LOUD BUT IT”S COOL, WE”RE COOL, IT”S ALL GOOD

OK NO WE’RE NOT COOL “The one with the strongest will” JRO THIS IS A PERSONAL ATTACK AGAINST ME

Of course Whirl goes to Tailgate and Cyclonus first ; ___ ; oh my goshhhhh

UH OH

UH OH!!!!!

GDI NO TAILGATE

TAILGATE NO PLEASE NOT TAILGATE, IM DESPERATELY TRYING TO THINK OF A WAY THAT THIS PLACE COULD”VE PLUCKED THE REAL TAILGATE UP SOMEHOW BUT IM PANICKING TOO MUCH AND IM DRAWING A BLANK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

There’s no way, he was too far away, it couldn’t of grabbed him, it couldn’t

OH THANK GOD

THANK GOD OH THANK GOODNESS I HOPED I HOPED SO BADLY BUT I DIDN”T WANT TO GET MY HOPES UP EVEN THOUGH IT DIDN”T LOOK LIKE HE WAS FADING AWAY AHHH THANK YOU GOD

I’m rereading those pages before I can move on and gdi tailgate I KNEW IT WASN”T GONNA HAPPEN

“I can feel it happening” SHUT UP GOSH I HATE THAT THAT MADE ME SMILE BECAUSE I KNEW THAT WAS AN INDICATOR THAT HE”D BE FINE BUT AT THE SAME TIME I WAS ON THE VERGE OF TEARS BECAUSE OF WHAT CYCLONUS SAID AHHH

I can’t stop smiling

"Do what you've always done. What you do best. Protect me."

OH SHOOT AND THERE”S THE END. WELL OK

OH WAIT SHOOT THAT”S PRECEPTOR OH SHOOOOOOOOOT

I MEAN I”M SURE PERCEPTOR’S GONNA BE FINE IM NOT WORRIED IM JUST SO FRICKIN RELIEVED TAILGATE AND CYCLONUS ARE OK WHEW. 

SO

*SOBS LOUDLY* MY BOYS!!! AND MY OTHER BOYS!!! BUT MY BOYS!!! REWIND AND CHROMEDOME SITTING TOGETHER!!! CHROMEDOME WITH HIS HEAD RESTING ON REWIND’S!!!! HIS HANDS ON TOP OF REWIND’S!!! IM VERY VERY EMOTIONAL

also Poor Swerve, I feel so bad for this guy

LMAO AT CRANKERCASE'S (you're intimidating) CUTE....

I feel like I should know who the Grand Architect is but I Super Don’t

PLANETS

Pretty ““planets”” but oh boy this does not bode well

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHIRL SPILLED TAILGATE ON THE NAVICOMP

RATCHET PLEASE ENOUGH WITH THE SASS (and he’s making the okay sign, kill me)

Aw Tailgate asking Cyclonus if he's ok ahHHHHH Cyclonus is sorta in his old home but also not :'(((

Lmao @ Anode and Swerve on the ground essentially checking out the dirt. Gotta love these good good dirt bots (in all honesty though that’s cool)

"Tastes new" Anode says, chewing on some metal dirt Rodimus: “Why aren’t you chewing on the dirt to test it, Swerve?” Swerve: “You...you don’t actually have to put it in your mouth to test it, I don’t know why she’s doing that”

"Remind you of anything?" "Skids" HEART: SHATTERED

 yEAH YOU”D BETTER HOLD ONTO YOUR HUSBAND CHROMEDOME

I swear if anything happens to you two again I will Riot

“The future will finally become the present” THAT’S SUPER OMINOUS. OK

SMART MOVE NAUTICA THANK HEAVENS

HECK I FORGOT WHAT NICKEL'S THING DOES BUT IM SO FRICKIN TERRIFIED THAT IT NAMED RODIMUS RUNG RATCHET AND TAILGATE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHh

WHY TAILGATE

I KNOW RUNG’S GOING TO DIE BUT WHY TAILGATE

Hey Did You Know I’m In Love With Rodimus Prime

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH...HE CARES SO MUCH ABOUT HIS CREW

“I”M NOT EVEN DONE”

"WE DIED AND BROKE HEAVEN" YOU SURE DID BUDDY

- WHIRL LOOKS SO SURPRISED TO BE INCLUDED, LIKE OF COURSE YOU’RE PART OF THE TEAM WHIRL WE LOVE YOU

Oh gosh I forgot about Scorpinok and his weird little purple baby

What concerns me about Tyrest is he no longer has that little hole in his head. Hmmm

"Exaggeration is a form of conversational fraud" MAGNUS I LOVE YOU

OH NO

OH NO OH NO 

RUNG

OK I GUESS HE”S OK FOR NOW BUT THIS SUPER DOESN”T BODE WELL

AND HE”S STILL MISSING AN ARM SO HIS ALT MODE’S PROBABLY MISSING SOME CRUCIAL COMPONENT???

Chromedome approaches Sunder like it's no big deal CHROMEDOME PLEASE BE CAREFUL MY SWEET BOY

Sunder is being unusually chill though

Oh that explains it. IM WORRIED THOUGH....One mnemosurgeon down....what if they need Chromedome for something....if he does it again I think it's going to kill him

Wait wtf SINCE WHEN WAS SUNDER AN AUTOBOT

"A fight against an enemy that threatens all life in the universe" CONCERNING

AW HELL I THINK I JUST FIGURED OUT WHAT RUNG'S FOR

HECK

AND CYBERTRON IS A WEAPON, ISN”T THAT THE MOST POETIC IRONIC THING YOU”VE EVER HEARD

Oh my gosh is that Megatron

"In preparing to confront the future, you made it come to pass!" CLASSIC SCIENCE FICTION STUFF RIGHT HERE

FRICKIN

IT”S PHARMA

IM LOSING MY DANG MIND OH MY GOSH

FRICKIN PHARMA

IM LAUGHING LIKE MAD OH MY GOSH

MEGATRON!!!

MEGATRON!

YOU”RE FINALLY BACK!

I LOVE YOU!!!!!

I KNEW YOU”D COME BACK I JUST KNEW YOU WOULD

AHH AND IT”S OVER JUST LIKE THAT

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAN

Ok I read the first five pages already cuz they got put up as a preview but THAT COVER IS STILL AWESOME

Also: Nickel still cracks me up and “Getaway Prime will always sound like rubbish” is SUCH A GREAT COMEBACK, RODIMUS ILUUUUU

WHIRL

WHIRL IM FRICKIN /SCREAMING/

DID IT STOP BECAUSE IT RECOGNIZED HIM AS THEIR PARENT / THE PERSON WHO TOOK CARE OF THEM IN THE CHRISTMAS SPECIAL???? IM SHRIEKING!!!

it so tenderly lifts his head up ; _____ ; THAT”S SO CUTE, HECK

HOLY HECK CYCLONUS

I ALMOST SWORE I AM SCREAMING THAT WAS SUCH A FRICKIN AWESOME MOVE!!! GOSH I LOVE YOU SO MUCH CYCLONUS YOU”RE THE COOLEST GUY EVER

*SLAPPING MY HAND ON  MY DESK* HE PLAYED YOU LIKE A DANG FOOL STAR SABER!!! GET REKT!!!!!

Why do I still feel like somehow Star Saber’s gonna come back

Cyclonus: May Primus forgive your sins…as one day he may forgive mine Primus, having just watched that scene play out: lmaoooo Cyclonus my dude you’re good, that was sick as hell

HOLY HECK RODIMUS REALLY SAID THAT!!!!! “Buckle up you S.O.B” I GASPED

GET HIM RODDY!!!! MESS!!!! HIM!!! UP!!!

“I’ve heard it before” oh man Rung I’m already worried about you don’t make me more worried

“Getaway! Don’t think you can… Forget it” RODIMUS YOU ARE PRECIOUS

LMAO Rodimus got Getaway monologuing oh my GOSH

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SNAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

RODDY’S BACK BABY!!!!!!!! FLAMES CAN”T TOUCH MY BOY!!!!

“I’m not like him” :’)))))

:’)))))))))))))))))

OK BUT DON”T TURN YOUR BACK ON THE BODY YOU FOOLS

OH NO

NO

NO!!!!!!!!!

I DON”T WANT TO SCROLL DOWN IM SO AFRAID

PLEASE NO

THANK GOD FOR WHIRL I KNEW IT!!! I KNEW IT!!!

IM SO HAPPY IM SO FRICKIN RELIEVED OH MY GOSH

WHIRL’S OPTIC IS SHINING HE”S SO PROUD OF HIS BABY :’))))

Yeah I figured the scraplets turning into Primus for Getwaway had something to do with the euthinasia thing, that would’ve been what he wanted to see

“I think we just witnessed Getaway’s personal utopia: validation from God himself” RODIMUS PLEASE (I can’t believe Getaway is a tumblr user *slaps knee*)

uH OH

I already saw this in the comic preview but BRAINSTORM HONEY NO

(The way Percy reached out to touch his face was still pretty sweet, though what happened .2 seconds later kinda ruined that)

REWIND RIDING ON DOMEY’S ALT MODE IS STILL SUPER CUTE but the artist is a Coward for getting rid of turkey truck alt mode

“Grimsy!” AW. AND DINOBOT HUGS THAT”S EVEN BETTER

OH RIGHT THE BABY THING HAPPENED

“That’s how I like my explanations. Hard, fast, and confusing” THANKS (poor JRO probably had a whole comic of that planned out but had to nix it to finish the story on time)

That entire conversation between Deceptidork and Swerve is just SO GOOD IM CRACKING UP

Rodimus: “HE REPAINTED MY CAR”

WHY IS THERE A GIANT HAND IN THE OIL RESERVOIR

OH NO RUNG

AW RODIMUS... “What would Megatron do? Megatron at his best?” They really picked up the best of each other

WHY IS GHOST TYREST THERE oh wait yeah he got pulled through that portal ages ago. HMMM

Aw Tailgate is staring out the window, that’s Cyclonus’ usual thing

FRICKIN 

CYGATE KILLS MY GAY BUTT FOREVER AND ALWAYS HECKKK. CYCLONUS PROMISES LIKE THAT USUALLY END UP WITH SOMEONE GETTING KILLED. I know he’s probably (Probably) safe but THAT”S NOT GONNA STOP ME FROM WORRYING

OH NO RODIMUS AND CYCLONUS WERE THE ONLY ONES WHO MADE IT THROUGH THE DOOR NOW IM EXTREMELY WORRIED ABOUT CYCLONUS

LIKE, THIS IS PRIME SETUP FOR ENDGAME BOSS LEVEL WHERE HERO MAKES A TRAGIC SELF-SACRIFICE TO SAVE SOMEONE

Rodimus and Cyclonus could both easily be capable of that but HHHHHH

WHY ARE THE SCRAPLETS COMBINERS

THAT”S THE WORST FRICKIN PLACE TO END IT IM SO WORRIED ABOUT CYCLONUS HECK!!!! AND RODIMUS BUT HECK!!!!! HECK!!! JRO DON”T YOU HURT MY BOYS I SWEAR