#*laughter*

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*Cute whispering*

Sjfdjdfjkdfkj I was doing maths with my tutor earlier today and it was like. Really basic algebra stuff, I'm talking 7th grade level.

mad. I just want to know

Viridi- I-I did, I broke it.

Altum- No. no you didn’t. Sea?

Sea- Don’t look at me. Look at fell!

Fell- What? I didn’t break it

Sea- Huh, that’s weird. How did you

even know it was broken? Suspicious.

Fell- No, it’s not. Because it’s sitting

right in front of us and it’s broken!!

Static- I-If it matters.. but

it probably doesn’t. Ralsei

was the last one to use it.

Ralsei- Liar! I don’t even drink that stuff!!

Static- Oh really. Then what were you

doing by the coffee machine earlier??

Ralsei- It’s close to the mirror.

Everyone knows that.

Citrus and Viridi- Ok... ok let’s stop

fighting. We can pay for it.

Altum- No, who broke it?

…..

Mabel- …. Griffs been awfully quiet.

Griff- REALLY?!?!(TRIGGERED)

(Insert arguing here)

Altum- I broke it.. It burned my hand so

I punched it. I predict ten minutes

from now they’ll be at each other’s

throats with katanas and machete guns…

Good.

It was getting awfully chummy in here.

“I! That has to be blasphemous right? There’s no way this could be allowed. The Smiling God?”

Bed: “Pamela...? She was the former mayor of Night Vale? Her then.”

Wed: “Will I get killed for this? Is this blasphemous? It must be, but.... the Smiling God. Smi... you know what... I take you now to the weather. 

(quieter, as the music comes on “Vanessa! Am I going to die for saying I’d marry the Smiling God? Why did I ever let this be a segment on air? Why do the listeners want this?”)