#*laughing*

Flint/Silver : Your new favorite meme is “I want that twink obliterated”

Flint/Thomas : You write fix-it fics for gay love stories with tragic endings

Miranda/Flint/Thomas : You believe the phrase “it’s not gay when it’s in a three-way” is for cowards

Madi/Silver : You just want good things for John. Like if you cry every time

Miranda/Flint : You’re always a slut for grizzled top guys who go soft for one woman

Anne/Max : You would also commit murder for Max

Anne/Jack : You don’t understand people who say they wouldn’t date their best friend. Like - aren’t you best friends for a reason ?

Anne/Jack/Max : You just want good things for Anne, which, considering what happens when things don’t go well for Anne, is probably a good idea

Max / Eleanor : You’re just here for some female (???) figures

Flint/Billy : Your ideal relationship dynamic is one part nerd who does crazy shit and another part nervous stand by going “hoe don’t do it - oh my god”

Miranda/Thomas : You’re always a slut for a healthy and supportive marriage

Eleanor/Vane : Your new favorite meme is that exchange that’s like : “Go fuck yourself” “Fuck me yourself you coward”

Flint/Vane : This is the same joke as Van and Eleanor but you’re also in the slash

Vane/Jack : This is the same joke as Flint and Silver but even more so

Billy/Vane : Your ideal relationship dynamic is someone who thinks they’re a top getting out-topped

Billy/Silver : You’re just here for some dudes who didn’t sign up for this shit

Billy/Abigail : You are heterosexual

Billy/Gunn : Your ideal date involves hanging out in the background

Flint/Silver/Madi : Your ideal date involves seizing the means of production

Flint/Thomas/Silver : You just want good things for Flint more so than you want to make hard choices

Thomas/Silver : You’re just here for some British twinks

Eleanor/Rogers : You’re always a slut for period dramas