My mom: I’m gonna make sure you have good taste in men!
My aromantic ass:

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My mom: I’m gonna make sure you have good taste in men!
My aromantic ass:

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“The status of minions is a tricky thing. It is calibrated, by those whose job it is to do so, using a complicated algorithm involving aspects of loyalty, coercion, and flammability. Experts agree that by being the first to spontaneously aid the new Heterodyne, Herr von Zinzer cemented his place as Agatha’s Chief Minion. No one has ever had the heart to tell him this.”
-- from Agatha H and the Voice of the Castle, page 228
"I have to say that I love the new look, Arlon." "Very funny, sunshine."
Did I ever mention that these two are a thing? Because they’re totally a thing.
Yone, despite having had some time to work on his problems, still harbours so much anger.
He’s filled with it. Anger towards himself, towards Yasuo, towards the azakana, towards his past. Anger for the unfairness he was treated with. Anger to his mother for ‘betraying’ his father. Anger that, despite his best efforts, he died in a most pathetic scenario. Anger that all the stories about brave warriors, on the side of justice, bringing home the glory, only lead to failure for him. Anger that he was forced to come back, with no way out again.
Yone has never really made peace with it all. I think that is why the azakana latched onto him and merged with him. When he snapped, in the spirit realm, the demon knew. It knew Yone was so angry with everything, that he’d overpower it. So it used that to turn him.
Now Yone’s still stuck with his tunnel vision ideas and ideals.
I don’t think he’ll ever find the name of his demon. I don’t think he’ll ever be done. Unless he truly makes peace with what happened. Unless he stops blaming himself for everything.
To my future spouse:
Get ready pal I’m a wild ride it’s 3 am and I’ve been sitting with a pair of shorts on my head for the past hour and just choked while laughing at a meme so this is what you have to look forward to ☺️

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