#*jacob

jacob, virgo, 32: suffers from annoyingly responsible older brother syndrome :/ it’s incurable :/ straight-edge military dude, married his high school sweetheart and had a million (3) kids, you know how it goes. he butts heads with lou on everything, but lou always goes to him for big life advice <3

guy, pisces, 30: lou’s childhood (and teen...and adulthood) partner in crime. he’s a bit of a professional grifter? and a loser. and he runs an underground music blog.....absolutely insufferable behavior. lilith pleasant is dating him though, so he can’t be all that bad.

nick, taurus, 28: idk anything about this man, he’s a professional soccer player and has 2 kids with different women in my save

derek, taurus, 28: nick’s twin. he’s a freshly graduated assistant professor of history at the university of britechester and is engaged to faiz jaleel

lou, leo, 25: stinky? smelly? you know this guy