#*bybeingfacetious

I was on the dance floor days after a terrible injury to the head. Perhaps I needed someone to steady me. Make sure I was all right. Perhaps you were the first person I found.

Don't insult my intelligence by saying you're doing any of this for me.

I have had the time of my life with you. But we are bad for everyone around us. Other people suffer because of us. Apart, we're OK, but together ... we're poison.

We'll go down fighting, yeah? Yeah. Together? Yeah.

Okay. Yeah, all right, uh... Yeah. Okay. Chefs, listen up. Let's look alive, yeah? I'm gonna plug everybody in, all right? Let's hustle. Let's listen to the sound of my voice and the sound of Richie's. We're gonna do this, yeah?

If we win regionals, then it's straight on to sectionals. And then a week later is semis. Then semiregionals. Then regional-semis. Then national lower-zone semis! Oh. But I kinda thought this was … You know. Just for Christmas. No, no, no! This is forever. This is what we do now. This is who we are.

I'm a doctor. You could've told me. Well, I thought it would pass. It didn't.

This is barmy! I was born in Chiswick. I've only ever done package holidays. And now I'm here. This is so... I mean it's... I don't know, it's all sort of, I don't know what the word is! ... Oh, I've got the word. Freezing!