#*greeters

           "Okay, so give me your name and why you're so close to my home and maybe I'll let you off with a warning." She stated, standing a few feet from her warehouse, hands on her hips as she faced the stranger with an unwavering gaze.

I heard somewhere that if your breasts are large enough they smack you in the face. Is it true?

He had been running, playing a game with some of the other younger apes, when he collided with something that knocked him to the ground. Uh oh..he was definitely in some trouble now.

        ~ She almost doesn't notice the newcomer because she's too busy admiring a new dress in the window of her favorite store. "Ah, hola Sorry, I didn't see you there."

"Uh hey, you know that place down the street? They've got some great burgers." Niya laughed. Well looks like her social skills were improving a little, at least enough for some attempt at small talk. "Seriously, if you haven't tried one, you're missing out."