Remember you will die,

I have a feeling the first is gonna happen and it is, it makes me happy. It’s one of the few things that makes me happy, especially when it pisses the other person off real bad and you should. You should see how I do shit and if you like it you can do it too.

-He takes the bandaids and sticks one on his  forehead, the other on his lower arm- Thanks, so how the hell does that look? Does it look cool?

Same with some of my cats, some of ‘em are little shits though. This one called Giorgio’s such a fucking asshole…but I can’t get rid of him. It’d ruin their family or whatever the fuck they’ve got going on. -He would miss him too much as well-  But that sounds like a good idea, I’ll probably need it eventually knowing my life…they’re a hell lot better than sharks too and smarter I bet.

I make absolutely no promises but I would be comfortable with this continuing as is. We could host a field day, you follow me around for a day, and vice versa. Who ever can piss off the most people wins. Tears are extra points.

“What the fuck–”

“I’d much prefer to keep my bodily fluids in tact, thank you very much. Since we’re exchanging dumb facts, did you know a penguin cheated on her man with another dude?”

No one ever said you had to use the information on yourself? And oh, No I did not. How did that play out? I assume not very well. I would not react benevolently to such a thing happening to me.

I’ll make sure to keep that in mind, but why the hell were you apathetic for two years? Were you hiding? Or maybe you’re like a bear.

And as it should be, and I assume it’s just as useful. Mine is similar of course and I’m sure you knew that poison ivy is eaten by other animals, like the cute white-tailed deer, and it was used as a weapon in the past too. Use this knowledge to your advantage.

Shithead, whore, asshole, and bitch are all names I’m familiar with. Except don’t call me asshole because then it gets weird. Do you have a nickname you go by or do I get to be creative too? 

@snowflakesfallaroundus

*He looks between her and the tv. She’s been staring at flat out static for the past two hours. …. Hm. Thats suspicious.*

… Uh… Enjoying your program?

“Don’t worry, chief! No Mcdonalds, I promise.” He nodded sincerely before taking a few long strides to catch up to her and walk by her side. 

“I’ve never married anyone either. I’ve gotta admit it’s kinda exciting, you know?” That was kind of the joke, though he probably didn’t have as high standards as she did. After all, he was excited to have somebody living with him, and if she would be his friend then that was even better!

After all, the best he could hope for from a marriage would be living with his best friend and getting to face life together with them, that’s all that he was looking for.

“You can trust me to be the best 4 day husband ever, cross my heart.”

So I’m gonna put a brief pause in greeter posts just bc I don’t want anyone to get a shoddy one simply bc I’m side tracked by other things, I may miss people/take a while to start that up again depending on how intensive rps , etc get?? SO if you’d like me to make your greeter right away bc you’re eager to interact and we haven’t yet, please like this/message me and I’ll make that a priority! Thank you all so so so much for the follows! I deeply appreciate it and hope I get to interact with all of you guy~!

“Longest marriage I’ve ever had!” Alfred laughed, tucking his hands into his coat pockets as he gestured for her to lead the way. “Let’s go get your shit right now.”

Her question brought a smirk to his lips as he shrugged. “Dunno, I don’t really cook much. But if you want me to I could totally figure something out!”

“Ok, I don’t mind helping you get your shit. But uh, do you think your cat will get along with my dog? Lizzie’s pretty rambunctious.” 

He beams, and laughs off her words, patting her hand with his free one.   “Ha hah! Thanks, Belarus! Good to see you still care enough to check up on me!”   A total lie of course, c’mon, he wasn’t stupid, but hey! Kill ‘em with kindness.