#*eteps

“Big twist, I know. Who would have thought me of all people would be here protecting the timeline?”

“World War I is back on track. I hope you did what you needed to do... I haven’t seen that outfit in ages.”

“You see, they’re not coming to save you. They’re coming to save me.”

“You travelled back in time to help yourselves, I figured I could do the same. You know, it’s true what they say. If you want something done right, you really have to do it yourself.”

“And the truth is, I don’t want to see any more of you dead. Not out of sentiment, of course. No, no, quite the opposite. But because it is so delicious, knowing that you’ll be forced to live your lives in a reality that I, well, that we created. You will walk this world knowing that something isn’t quite right, that for all your trying you only made things worse, and no one will ever believe you when you tell them about all the sacrifices you made and how close you came to being Legends.”

“At what angle do we need to re-enter the Earth’s atmosphere? 38 degrees. I’m from the 22nd century, I learned Astro-navigation in grade school. 38 degrees.”

“Ah, in that case, kill them all, collect their fragment of the Spear of Destiny, and bring it to me.”

“Yes, well, we’ll see about that.”