#*d20

"I feel like you could be a friend."

"I mean, evil's kind of like a relative term."

"Yeah, and just like absolute power corrupts absolute— oh hey!"

"We're doing introductions right now?"

"You need to get a personality, babe."

"I fucking hate dragons."

"This has awakened something in me."

"Umm. We need to get out of here or we're gonna die."

"I don't think we're gonna die. You are really powerful and I feel really safe around you."

"I haven't felt this bad since math class."

"Hey, I made friendship bracelets."

"You're gonna be okay. We're gonna get you back there."

"Fuck dragons, let's go!"

"We have 30 seconds to do this."

"It's just, sometimes I think that you might shatter into a million pieces and now--"

"Oh, my God, when are you gonna stop doing this? You don't need to be doing this anymore."

"Don't take an attitude with me."

"I don't have an attitude."

"We're not fighting, we're talking."

"I'm calling you a liar because you're lying to me."

"Wow, wow, stop doing that!"

"My beautiful starshine, I love your conviction."

"I'm busy, you know, we all live busy lives."

"I just categorically have to say no to all of that."

"All I'm hearing is bullshit."

"I understand. You are devoted to one another."

"Okay, that was very sweet, the one thing out of your mouth."

"We played an instrumental role in stopping the end of the world. And who are you to deny us these bonds forged in fire?"

"Anyone who knows me knows my absolute contempt for laws of any kind."

"Listen here, you're not leaving until I say so."

"You must learn to give up on your dreams."

"For someone who said that they didn't like laws very much, you're sort of adhering to a lot of these rules."

"You're very cryptic."

"When you have friends, you have everything."

"That sounds like a mission to me."

"We would follow you to the ends of the Earth."

"You are the leader for sure. You're the leader."

"Your tone seems very pointed right now."

"Who's being petty? Who's being dramatic?"

"I would never. I would never, ever, ever."

"Are you joining a cult? Is that's what's happening here?"

"Obviously this is the most important thing, and this is what we should do."

"I also hate confrontation. I'm so glad we agree! I don't know what I would have done if we didn't agree."

"Listen, you know I love confrontation..."

"So I guess we're gonna sort of think on it. And it's actually gonna be fine."

"You're very intense right now."

"I need to talk exactly right now."

"Thanks for always looking out for me."

"A call without a text first? Are you out of your fucking mind?"

"You really shouldn't have asked. We can't think about this anymore now."

"What? This is like the most important thing. You have to ask."

"Here's the thing. I couldn't imagine going into the world without you, but that doesn't mean... That's a failure of imagination."