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"Why do you always assume I'm lying?"

"An enemy's just a friend you don't really know yet."

"Wherever you go, there are people who care enough to find you."

"Anyone can hide from an enemy. No one from a friend."

"I did something wrong. I let somebody down when I should have been brave enough and strong enough to do better."

"You do realise you're still an idiot."

"Are you any good with a broadsword?"

"It's okay. I'm not going to hurt you. Just don't run."

"He doesn't know we're here, does he?"

"When do I not see you?"

"Nobody dies here. Not one person, not one of my friends, do you understand?"

"You want to know how dangerous I am?"

"Is that supposed to frighten me?"

"If she is really dead, then you'd better be very, very careful how you tell me."

"What am I even looking for?"

"They don't have much respect for you, do they?"

"I'm so glad you didn't have to see that."

"I'm your friend. I'm your friend!"

"You know what? I've just had a very clever idea."

"How long do you think it's been down here?"

"What's wrong? You're not happy. Why aren't you happy? Tell me."

"Wait, wait. I don't think they're going to hurt us."

"Where do you think you're going?"

"Do you know what you need? You need a hobby."

"Where have you been? Everyone's been looking for you."

"We're coming back, aren't we?"

"I'm fine, by the way, in case you were worried."

"We need to get there. It's our only way out."

"You're sure they're not going to hurt us?"

"You seem to know an awful lot about me."

"I'm asking what I should say to you."

"I'm not ready yet. I don't want to think about that. Not yet."

"You didn't try very hard to stop her, though, did you?"

"You can't cheat time."

"No one is coming to save you."

"You're always talking about what you can and can't do but you never tell me the rules."

"We're time travellers. We tread softly. It's okay to make ripples, but not tidal waves."

"I had a dream you'd all died. It was so real, I thought I'd made it happen."

"There's nothing to fear, strange maiden."

"What's the one thing that gods never do? Gods never actually show up!"

"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you afraid."

"I have no reason to fear you."

"Not every misfortune that befalls us is down to you."

"We're not cowards. We do not run."

"Stay. You could help us. I know you could."

"A good death? Is that the best we can hope for?"

"I've got a hobby, thanks. It's you, by the way."

"Who the hell are you?"

"Do you know, I've never met anyone who wasn't important before."

"Whatever happens tonight, remember you brought it on yourself."

"Don't treat me like an idiot."

"Sorry, I didn't realise I was boring you."

"What's happened? What are you not telling me?"

"I don't care. I'm not like you. I don't even want to be like you. I don't and never, ever will care."

"Give me your hand and come to me."

"Everything has got to end some time, otherwise nothing would ever get started."

"I don't need anyone else."

"That wasn't there a second ago. It just appeared, from nowhere."

"What's wrong with silly?"

"Where are you going? I thought we were just getting acquainted."

"How refreshing to see you taking an interest again."

"Don't worry. No one's going to hurt you."

"Don't try to run away. Stay where you are."

"Why would I run? I know what's going to happen next and it's funny."

"What's wrong with dangerous?"

"I'm begging you. I'm on my knees."

"Children are not really my area of expertise."

"Yes? What? I'm trying to read."

"This isn't the sort of thing I do anymore."

"You missed this, didn't you?"

"Do I always have to state the obvious?"

"Blimey, you really know how to sulk, don't you?"

"Well, for your information, I'm not sweet on the inside."

"I don't know why I'm crying."

"Remember this. This right now, remember all of it. Because this is the day. This is the day. This is the day everything begins."

"What is the point of blaming yourself?"

"Will you come away with me?"

"Don't you think, after all this time and everything I've ever done, that I am owed this one?"

"We saved the world, you and me. We really, really did."

"Next time, would it kill you to knock?"

"What's our cover story for this?"

"Am I having a midlife crisis?"

"You don't seem to be kneeling. How tremendously brave of you."

"Is something funny? Did I miss a funny thing?"

"Oh, goodness, you're not actually dead. Oh, that's tremendous news."

"Emergency! You're my boyfriend."

"No, stop, stop, don't move. Don't do anything."

"There you are. What took you so long?"

"You didn't even say goodbye!"

"Why did you send me away?"

"Everyone gets stuck somewhere eventually. Everything ends."

"Why didn't you call me? I could have helped."

"Oh. I died. It's funny, the things that slip your mind."

"I'll wager you've not seen anything like this before."

"Listen to me. You need to calm down."

"I'm not flirting, by the way."

"What have I done wrong?"

"Are you judging me?"

"Just because my pretty face has turned your head, do not assume that I am so easily distracted."

"Whatever it takes, I will keep you safe. You will be at home again."

"I'm cold. There's no point in us both being cold. Give me your coat."

"Are you cross with me?"

"You were talking about me?"

"What is happening right now to you and me is more important than your egomania."

"Nothing is more important than my egomania."

"You've redecorated. I don't like it."

"You can't see me, can you? You look at me, and you can't see me. Have you any idea what that's like?"

"I was being funny. I just do that."

"How long have you been there?"

"Are you going to look that terrified when you take me out for a drink?"

"You were smiling at nothing. I'd almost say you were in love."

"I need you."

"An anti-climax once in a while is good for my heart."

"We cannot waste this chance. It won't come again."

"Isn't the universe beautiful?"

"I think you're probably nice. Underneath it all, I think you're kind and you're definitely brave. I just wish you hadn't been a soldier."

"I don't know if you're a good man. But I think you try to be and I think that's probably the point."

"Old-fashioned heroes only exist in old-fashioned storybooks."

"Do people ever punch you in the face when you do that?"

"Well then, draw your sword and prove your words."

"People are so much better at sharing information if they think the other person has already got it."

"Right, you do that again and you'll regret that."

"We can't just let them kill him!"

"She should not have told you any of that."

"Perhaps others will be heroes in our name. Perhaps we will both be stories. And may those stories never end."

"How much does he pay?"

"Don't worry, I'm very charismatic."

"I don't think you're gonna figure it out."

"That seems an unimaginable amount of money to me."

"Oh, I'm so glad that you asked! Because, have I got some information for you!"

"I knew exactly what we were talking about."

"I mean, we'll do whatever you want."

"Why don't we do a light mutiny?"

"You have to give it to somebody else. If you give it to me… don’t give it to me."

"Wait for what? I'm waiting."

"You might want to open your eyes."

"Your wish is my command."

"Can I make you a drink?"

"Maybe it was a near death experience that rewired him to be nicer."

"Oh my goodness, oh my goodness. I get to take so few personal victories and that was one!"

"I have wanted to watch a movie with you guys for months!"

"I'm gonna be swimming in grenades. I'm gonna make a ball pit of grenades!"

"That sounds very dangerous."

"Obviously, you know I'm gonna be looking out for you."

"What do you want me to say?"

"I want you to apologise!"

"You said we fought to get where we are. I'm still fighting."

"You think I don't know? You think I'm an idiot?"

"You dropped the ball, you lost your edge."

"How do you know what yourself is?"

"I know my purpose."

"You can just relax in here if you want."

"I haven't smiled this much in years!"

"You guys have fun. I'm gonna be here having fun."

"Please hold my gun."

"Are you interested in being your own boss?"

"You look like a robot."

"It's not a sex thing, it's a sandwich thing."

"First of all, drinks are on me, alright?"

"You think he's the guy?"

"It was a dirty trick."

"It was not a trick. There was no tricking."

"Seriously, where is everybody?"

"Oh, this is so fun, isn't it? Oh, it's so fun."

"Is that a good thing?"

"Oh, we are in very real danger."

"This database can interface but it can also devastate."

"Please, do your fucking job."

"We hate shenanigans, no more shenanigans."

"The fuck did you do?"

"I did what you would do."

"Are we fighting or are we running?"

"I'm trying to get the fuck out of here."

"I would be remiss if I did not say first and foremost that what you did was extraordinary, which is incredible for someone as emotionally checked out as I know you are."

"You ever thought about getting out of here?"

"What do you mean for now? For always."

"I mean, well, I'm a true spacer."

"You know, I feel bad about everything that happened."

"Welcome to the spacin' life, buddy."

"That wasn't truthful at all what you just said to him. And he just believed it."

"Listen, just go swim in circles or whatever you do."

"Why do you want to walk outta here with half a ship when you could have a whole ship?"

"Oh my gosh, what is going on up there?"

"Yeah, interesting. You already have so much blood on your hands. I'm sure you'd love to do that."

"Your big heart is going to get you in trouble."

"Listen, before we're like in the shit, do you wanna make a promise to each other?"

"Devastating. That means I've failed in my directive."

"We haven't failed yet. We're still alive, technically."

"Believe in yourself, [NAME], believe in yourself."

"Get out of my head."

"I'm not -- I'm not lying. I'm lying, it's me."

"Hey, so are we being chased like for any particular reason?"

"I'm personally inclined to keep them because that's how we make money."

"I'm personally inclined to keep them because that's how we make money. And money is how we make grenades."

"That's a win!"

"Listen, what can I do to get out of this, myself?"

"[NAME], my entire directive is to please people. Well, right now, you have severely displeased me."

"Well, that could have gone worse."

"I honestly thought we had 'em."

"We'll figure it out or whatever."

"Can I say something real fast?"

"This is the most worthless crew I have ever had in my entire life. Not one of you know how to do your job right. And that makes my job impossible."

"Hey man, you're a coward."

"I did actually hit one shot really well. I don't know if you saw, it exploded really big."

"You kind of took the fun out of it."

"I love imitation powdered egg substitute."

"Isn't that fun, right?"

"What else could go wrong today?"

"I feel like you could be a friend."

"I mean, evil's kind of like a relative term."

"Yeah, and just like absolute power corrupts absolute— oh hey!"

"We're doing introductions right now?"

"You need to get a personality, babe."

"I fucking hate dragons."

"This has awakened something in me."

"Umm. We need to get out of here or we're gonna die."

"I don't think we're gonna die. You are really powerful and I feel really safe around you."

"I haven't felt this bad since math class."

"Hey, I made friendship bracelets."

"You're gonna be okay. We're gonna get you back there."

"Fuck dragons, let's go!"

"We have 30 seconds to do this."

"It's just, sometimes I think that you might shatter into a million pieces and now--"

"Oh, my God, when are you gonna stop doing this? You don't need to be doing this anymore."

"Don't take an attitude with me."

"I don't have an attitude."

"We're not fighting, we're talking."

"I'm calling you a liar because you're lying to me."

"Wow, wow, stop doing that!"

"My beautiful starshine, I love your conviction."

"I'm busy, you know, we all live busy lives."

"I just categorically have to say no to all of that."

"All I'm hearing is bullshit."

"I understand. You are devoted to one another."

"Okay, that was very sweet, the one thing out of your mouth."

"We played an instrumental role in stopping the end of the world. And who are you to deny us these bonds forged in fire?"

"Anyone who knows me knows my absolute contempt for laws of any kind."

"Listen here, you're not leaving until I say so."

"You must learn to give up on your dreams."

"For someone who said that they didn't like laws very much, you're sort of adhering to a lot of these rules."

"You're very cryptic."

"When you have friends, you have everything."

"That sounds like a mission to me."

"We would follow you to the ends of the Earth."

"You are the leader for sure. You're the leader."

"Your tone seems very pointed right now."

"Who's being petty? Who's being dramatic?"

"I would never. I would never, ever, ever."

"Are you joining a cult? Is that's what's happening here?"

"Obviously this is the most important thing, and this is what we should do."

"I also hate confrontation. I'm so glad we agree! I don't know what I would have done if we didn't agree."

"Listen, you know I love confrontation..."

"So I guess we're gonna sort of think on it. And it's actually gonna be fine."

"You're very intense right now."

"I need to talk exactly right now."

"Thanks for always looking out for me."

"A call without a text first? Are you out of your fucking mind?"

"You really shouldn't have asked. We can't think about this anymore now."

"What? This is like the most important thing. You have to ask."

"Here's the thing. I couldn't imagine going into the world without you, but that doesn't mean... That's a failure of imagination."

“I was so sad the day I met you.”

“Just stop listening, stop thinking. Tune it out.”

“All these little pieces. There’s so much to remember.”

“Focus on the important things.”

“I should be writing this down.”

“Are you calling me? Cowards like me only text.”

“Can I kiss you?”

“So, do you love him?”

“We’re just what’s happening right now.”

“It feels wrong to make this about us.”

“Where the hell have you been? You were supposed to be here an hour ago!”

“You let me do the worrying over here.”

“Please, let’s not get into that again.”

“Oh, I’m sorry! I didn’t think you’d take that so seriously!”

“Did you know this was happening?”

“I don’t care about anybody else! I’m talking about me!”

“Roses felt too easy but I didn’t know what you liked, so I got you daisies.”

“That’s a pretty intense second date question.”

“Sorry. I’m just being nosy. Just tell me to shut up.”

“I’m just not very good at this.”

“I’m not going anywhere.”

“Sorry I haven’t called.”

“You must think I’m the biggest asshole on the planet.”

“So you’ve made up your mind, then?”

“Do I get a say in this?”

“I’m not fucking upset!”

“You don’t sound very not fucking upset!”

“This is fucking scary for me too! I’m scared! I’m fucking scared.”

“That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me.”

“I wanna spend the rest of my life with you. I wanna fucking marry you.”

“Do you know there’s a type of memory exclusively tied to touch?”

“I haven’t forgotten how you feel.”

“Will you touch me?”

“They say you can’t forget feelings.”

“Can I come in? I’m coming in, alright?”

“Hey, it’s not your fault. Relax, it’s not your fault.”

“Do you know what they’re talking about? You can’t lie to me about this stuff.”

“This is going to get worse.”

“I love him. I love him so much. But it’s a sinking ship.”

“Our first kiss can’t be in line for the loo.”

“I just know that after I saw you, I wasn’t sad anymore.”

“I haven’t forgotten how I feel.”

“Life goes forward. Not backwards.”

“What were we even trying to save?”

“Is that all I love about him?”

“I have to ask you something. I’m not sure how.”

“I trust you.”

“I don’t know what else to do. I don’t know what else there is.”

“Close your eyes. Just close them.”

“How long was I out for?”

“Did I hurt you?”

“Oh, fuck off. Fuck off! For fuck’s sake! That’s so annoying!”

“I could see your stupid lip and your stupid smile, you stupid twat.”

“Hey, can we just get in the car and go on a road trip or something?”

“It’s a good job you’re handsome.”

“I have something that I need to say to you… but it doesn’t feel like the right time. But I don’t think I can wait.”

“You make me laugh every day, and you make my life worth living, and you make me feel like I’m not alone.”

“You’re the person who makes it okay that I’ve gotta grow old and die someday. Because at least I got to spend it with you.”