#*ahem

I was originally going to try and do a genuinely 'serious/dark' retelling of this scene, but that didn't last longer than a page, so we have both :D

They're strangers in a strange land, Wild remembers hearing the stories and legends about these people, and panics when Cole appears at his doorstep asking for help, eventually letting him hold down the house until he returns, which isn't too often, though when he returns, newer better weapons are displayed, more unique shields and bows are added to the collection, fresh recipes are made, which miraculously never seem to spoil, elixirs are made, and eventually the Cubus sisters arrive, scared, alone, and quiet. They recognize him as the reincarnation of the hero, but are so desperate for a home, they are willing to put aside that memory.

And now Link has four daughters, one roommate who is slightly afraid of him, and has to defeat the Great Calamity, Bellum, and Malladus, though, with everyone who is on his team, he can do this easy peasy. They just have to collaborate which is easier said than done.

Link however has his priorities: free the champions and divine beasts, kill the Calamity, then move on to Bellum, and finally Malladus.

Byrne may very well return since he was a key player in the battle against Malladus and might find someone who holds an instrument with the power of the Spirits.

Just feel the need to show my *very specific* taste in video game crushes, grumpy, bad, middle aged men....

Assassin, Mass Murderer and heretic

Small ref of Macabre/Carrion! (he’s good with either names, call him however you want!)

You can tell I gave up on the coloring at the end

He accidentally discovered an even darker business of the family and Ophelia took him out because he knew too much 

She then secretly buried his body and covered his death as an accident or whatever 

Unfortunately for her, a couple of days later, a zombie apocalypse started and you now have a very pissed (and very dead) vigilante craving revenge

Despite being a zombie, he is still himself, but he does find it hard to think from time to time

His body is pretty fragile; his bones are still strong but his skin has lost most of its elasticity and will rip apart with any too violent movements and such 

That's why he wrapped his joints with bandages he salvaged from an abandoned pharmacy

His nerves and receptors are all fucking dead, he literally can't feel anything and thus have to be very careful not to destroy himself (for example we can't bite our own fingers off because of the pain and everything else)

He doesn't know where the banana went, he hasn't seen it in a while, he's starting to get worried 

He still doesn't know why he's still himself even though all the other zombies are... well, zombies

He has a permanently droopy right eyelid (post mortem ptosis. It’s like ptosis, but post mortem)

  Unlike the regular game story, he only kills the rest of his family (and whoever tries to stop him)

He gets into the safe zone by pretending to be a human chased by zombies (he asked the other zombies for help!)

He then sneaks about to find his family

He makes sure not to bite anyone, as someone who never got bitten will never turn even if they die

After killing his family, he decides to find and get rid of all the people who were involved in the darker family business

Do i need to say its a shitpost because if im posting something its

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